Storage

Welaxy Drawer Organizer Trays

$18.95 Amazon »

Desk a cluttered mess? Junk drawer overflowing? Workshop look like a tsunami victim? Craft room - oh Baby Jesus, the craft room... Just take a deep breath, and Welaxy...

Staircase Storage Basket

$67.96 Amazon »

Welp, this Staircase Storage Basket is certainly a step up from strewing toys and books and shoes across the stairs. But would Marie Kondo wet herself over it? Would she approve at all? Or consider the wicker basket an...

Mr. Potbeard Bamboo Stash Box Kit

Discontinued

Ready to roll? No? Perhaps it's because you don't have a Mr. Potbeard Bamboo Stash Box Kit yet. No grinder, no prep tray, no poking tool, no airtight storage containers and activated charcoal odor-absorbing sack to protect...

Miniature Cash Box & Piggy Bank

$8.99 Amazon »

Save your coins, store your cash, maybe even hide away your stash inside this miniature cash box / piggy bank combo. Available in red and black, the shrunken register measures 4.9" x 3.7" x 2.3", and has a coin slot on...

Auxx-lift Motorized Garage Storage System

$1,039 - $2,549 Auxx-lift »

While the Auxx-lift images and video (and name for that matter) look like something straight out of a Bob Vila special, I can assure you this motorized garage storage system is a modern-day organizer and space-saving...

WALI Wall Outlet Shelf

$6.99 - $7.99 Amazon »

WALI - not to be confused with WALL-E, last robot on earth and star of the 2008 cinematic smash hit of the same name - is a wall outlet shelf that I'd put under the category Lifehack, right alongside the toilet paper...

GoTubb One-Handed Open & Close Containers

$11.99 Amazon »

It's not sleight of hand but squeeze of hand that in one quick motion opens or closes a GoTubb container. The hard cylinders' - you know I have to say it - handy design allows you to access pills, snacks, small pieces...

Magnetic Goose Helper

$30 - $45 Etsy »

Not only is there someone out there who 3D prints these Magnetic Goose Helpers to order, but that someone goes by the name, "Nihilist Grandma." Ha! I've got just one thing to say: Nihilist Grandma, load up the PLA and...

SnapSafe Under Bed & Trunk Safe

$357.11 - $375.49 Amazon »

Guess what my favorite part about this line from SnapSafe is: "With SnapSafe Specialty Safes, your valuable belongings will be out of the sight of ne'er-do-wells, and you'll have peace of mind, knowing that they're not...

Fully Sealed Stainless Steel Piggy Bank

$20.99 Amazon »

Ain't no getting out of a New Year's resolution to save money when you have a fully sealed stainless steel piggy bank from LUSEN keeping you in check. There's no "back door" on this 6-sided vault of financial responsibility...

Battery Organizer Storage Box

$26.99 Amazon »

Briefcase full of batteries?! That's almost as good as cash or cocaine totally legal CBD oil! And we're not talking 140 batteries tossed in all willy-nilly to tumble into entropy like the ones you currently toss in a...

Wooden Pirate Treasure Chest

$34.99 - $59.99 Amazon »

Who's got some loot or treasyarrrr! they need to store? No one? Everyone's broke? OK, how about some DnD cards and LEGOs? Skittles? Belly button lint? These wood pirate treasure chests accept them all, and come in 2 sizes...

SereneLife 37-Gallon Locking Storage Bin

Discontinued

SereneLife calls their 37-gallon locking storage bin "a great way to organize your closet, storage room, garage or basement so you can have that extra space you need." But all the old dads out there, plus those of us...

UFO Storage Jar

Sold Out Amazon »

When I give my mama this UFO storage jar for all the cookies and other special treats she makes before I come over, I'll just tell her the lid is a ladies' gardening hat instead of an alien spaceship. That way we'll both...

Houndsbay Admiral Dresser Valet & Men's Jewelry Box

$114.99 Amazon »

If the Admiral is anything, the Admiral is organized. This Houndsbay dresser valet and jewelry box for men comes with enough pockets, slots, lids, and drawers to keep all your EDC contained and primed for grabbing on...

BedShelfie - The Original Bedside Shelf

$34.99 - $49.99 Amazon »

Suckered again. My wife asked if we could get a BedShelfie and I thought she meant could we get naked and take a selfie in bed. (I attributed the shhhelfie pronunciation to a speech impediment caused by the bite of egg...

Steampunk Cyborg Jewelry Boxes & EDC Organizers

$392.68 - $589.02 Etsy »

Above you see the delighted grin of Steampunk Cyborg 002, who craftsman Simon Roy says is "here to raise hell!" Really? He looks more Weeeee! than Muahahaha! to me. Issue 002, like Roy's other Steampunk Cyborg Jewelry...

DMoose Cable Organizing Box

$21.99 - $25.99 Amazon »

The DMoose Cable Organizing Box can't help those of you with New Year's resolutions to cut the cord, but if your goal is to cut the clutter, it's a storage solution that will get you on your way in a minutes...

The Clip Hanger Hat Rack

$22 Amazon »

Hat-Headz Clip Hanger hat rack is apparently enough of a requirement in baseball cap-wearers' lives that the company is on their v4.0. Four iterations of webbed straps dangling from doors to secure, organize, and display...

Golf Club Clothes Hangers

Sold Out Amazon »

Golf club clothes hangers are the perfect unique, personal, 100-pound gift for a man who loves to golf...and get a complete shoulder workout every time he takes out or hangs up a shirt!...

The Apothecarry Case

Discontinued

The Apothecarry Case is for healers who want their herbs and tinctures to stay fresh, safe, and organized. And by "healers" I mean "stoners." This intricate and cigar-aficionado-fancy storage case for herbs and herbal...

Hang on for Dear Life Storage Jars

$26 - $36.95 Amazon »

Poor Gianni. Stuck in a jar with 2 choices: hang on for dear life; or die drowned in flour. Skewered on skewers. Snuggled to death by Q-Tips...

Trunk Crate Pro Collapsible Trunk Organizer

$39.89 Amazon »

The Trunk Crate Pro may not be a dazzler packed with smart home-compatible features, but if you're looking for a practical gift for Mom or Dad, one that won't break or become outdated in a year, or require you to spend...

Monster Vault Under-the-Bed Safe

Sold Out Amazon »

Why does a monster under the bed have to be scary or out to get you? Why can't it be there to keep you safe. Or, in the case of the Monster Vault, to be a safe? The Monster Vault is a slim under-the-bed safe for storing...