Lighting

LED Wireless Motion Sensor Lights

$14.24 - $39.99 Amazon »

I stuck some LED wireless motion sensor lights in two of my black-as-a-hole closets, and the first time I opened the doors afterwards, and the strips' motion sensors triggered their illumination, I heard the Aaaahhh!...

Sunset Projection Lamp

$19.99 - $27.99 Amazon »

How do you like your sunsets? Orange? Red? Up against the wall of your bedroom? Beaming their fiery rays across your two cats sitting at the piano alongside a portrait you're painting of your dog? Check, check, check...

Socket Fanlight

$25.90 Amazon »

A ceiling fan, plus an LED light, that installs in seconds by screwing into your existing ceiling light socket?! Damn, Socket Fanlight, talk about a real cool light bulb moment!...

Balancing Magnetic Switch Lamp

$28.99 - $49.99 Amazon »

Newton's Cradle meets abacus meets the first day of creation in these balance lamps with magnetic switches. Li Zanwen created the desk lamp design with a pair of magnetic wooden balls on strings at the center that attract...

Ice Cream Duck Night Light

Sold Out Amazon »

It's an ice cream cone made of Vanilla Duck Butt with Candied Orange Feet. Or! It's a duck on his feet who's buried half his body inside an ice cream cone, because it's obviously easier for him to gobble out the no-chewing-required...

Motion Activated Keyhole Light

$14.99 Amazon »

As someone who has poked, rooted, fumbled, and F-bombed around the front door many a night, seeing this motion activated keyhole light brings me a surprising, yet I think also appropriate, amount of joy. Especially if...

IKEA Death Star Lamp

$276.14 Etsy »

No, IKEA didn't make a Death Star Lamp. IKEA made a lamp that looks like it's exploding when turned on, which artist and Star Wars fan Zsolti Belak hand-painted to look like a Death Star, because that is what every single...

RunLessWire Wireless Light Switch Kit

$149.92 - $333.84 Amazon »

They say this RunLessWire Wireless Light Switch Kit runs on kinetic energy rather than electrical wire. But even after reading about how you generate the power the switch needs to communicate with the receiver in your...

Gamma Clarity 40Hz Meditation Light Bulb

$59.99 Amazon »

Just to clarify, it's clarity this light bulb provides? So like, a literal figurative light bulb moment? Ha! OK, Gamma Clarity. Send your 40Hz Meditation Light Bulb this dude's way...

Mushroom Mycelium Pendant Light

$747 Myceen »

It doesn't look like a mushroom, it doesn't smell like a mushroom, and while I haven't licked this mushroom pendant light, I'm pretty sure it doesn't taste like a mushroom. Still. Myceen's nifty Pendant Lamp B-Wise is...

The Spine Lamp

$153.23 - $176.80 Etsy »

This is a Spine Lamp. A spine lamp that doesn't forget the pelvis! And you shouldn't either, all ye back archers, tail tuckers, and hip droppers out there. See, you have to think of your pelvis as holding a bucket of...

Bridge Lamp

Now here's a lamp that really bridges the gap between art and functional lighting. Mark Mitchell's Bridge Lamp will obviously look outstanding running across your desktop or work table. But the designer says it will also...

UFO Night Light

$17.99 Amazon »

Well, this UFO Night Light is certainly a subtler approach to the theme than the Alien Abduction Lamp, but, come on, nowhere near as fun. Available in lacquered black and white, I guess this UFO Night Light is the perfect...

WOLOLOW - Futuro House Style Night Light

$210 - $295 WOLOLOW »

I'm not sure that the WOLOLOW, a night light replica of the Futuro House designed by Finnish architect Matti Suuronen, is a thing that makes me go, "Wow!" but it is definitely a thing that makes me go, "WOLOLOW!" And...

5-Head Projector Floor Lamp

$179 Etsy »

Normally when you tell me something has 5 heads, I assume it's something I wouldn't be interested in. Like a hydra or a person with a huge forehead. But this 5-head projector floor lamp is awesome! You can use attached...

Outdoor Waterproof Lunar Light

$162.19 - $492.82 The Apollo Box »

Make it a full moon - and an excuse for everyone around to act full-moon loony - every night with this lunar light from Apollo Box. Made of acrylic and iron, the Full Moon Light is IP54 waterproof for outdoor installation...

Bowler Hat Wall Sconce

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Hey, Chappy, how's about a Chaplin chapeau for your ch-...er, wall? This Bowler Hat Wall Sconce is a charming piece of household lighting suitable for solo installation, or scattered about the room like a hat rack that...

Novatrope Strobing Mood Lights

$400 - $565 Novatropes »

Novatropes are abstract flower, sealife, and geometric sculptures that get moody when placed over a base with a built-in strobe light. The combination of the moving LED light, a rotating base, and translucent 3D-printed...

Seletti Daily Glow Soap Lamp

$249 Seletti »

I guess Seletti named their Soap Lamp Daily Glow because Skyrim had already taken Cleansing Light. And actually, Daily Glow is a whole series of accent lamps from the funky Italian design firm; you can also get yourself...

Wooden Whale Pendant Light

$89 - $332 Etsy »

Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here? This Wooden Whale Pendant Light from Beavers Craft will certainly make a splash as your new living or dining room chandelier, not to mention the perfect follow-up encounter for...

Architecture Inspired Table Lamp

$188.23 The Apollo Box »

Table lamps. They don't build 'em like they used to. But at least this Architecture Inspired Table Lamp is built like they used to build something - galleries, government buildings, Turkish bathhouses, uh...I don't know...

Ice Cream Cone Wall Sconce

$74.95 Amazon »

I scream, you scream, we all scream...because it's dark in here! Light up that Ice Cream Cone Wall Sconce, will you?...

Hug Lamp

$279 Articture »

A warm 'n' fuzzy embrace makes for warm 'n' fuzzy table lighting in the Hug Lamp by Mark Mitchell. Mitchell designed the lamp in response to the pandemic, and his personal experience of being separated from his girlfriend...

Real Cracked Log Lamp

Now this is some crack that is not wack. Duncan Meerding builds his Cracked Log Lamps from real salvaged logs headed to the burn pile. He fits each OOAK creation with warm yellow lights, for an illuminating effect intended...