Bathroom

Pshhh. I don't need no stinkin' towel warmer. What am I, some kind of frageelay flower of a man who can't take a little cold air against his balls stepping out of the shower? Now I need a heated towel to protect my body...

If my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power's hair is even in the same room as the bathtub drain - no, sometimes if the follicles just sense the drain's presence from the kitchen or the living room - I swear I'm digging a fist-sized...

Simply replace your existing showerhead with the Jolie Filtered Showerhead, and begin your transformation into Angelina! In just 20 to 25 scrub-a-dubs under the nozzle's DNA-altering filter, the Jolie-ification of your...

These Fuzzy Ball Towels look more like what I'd use to suds up and wash my body than to dry it almost instantly. But I guess they have magical microfiber properties that suck up water with a quickness, and also their...

Obviously I'm writing about Cleverfy Aromatherapy Shower Steamers because my wife put them on her Christmas list this year, and I'm recommending them to you dudes as great options for gifts for your girlfriends and wives...

I don't know what medieval witch magic Celor puts in their Foot Peel Masks to produce the skin-molting effects you see before you but, even though it would make perfect sense here, I promise you it's not snake oil. Have...

What's this, diatomaceous earth, you're in bath mat form now? Are you trying to challenge activated charcoal for the title of Strangest Naturally Occurring Substance You Can Use for Pretty Much Everything?...

The unsung heroes of Christmas: toilet plungers and brushes. After all the Christmas morning casseroles and spiked coffees, Christmas Day cookies and eggnog, Christmas dinner hams and ambrosia salads, and Christmas dessert...

Toilet Sword, you have my attention. For your sword-y design, of course. For your self-description as "revolutionary." And most of all, for your claim that you are better than a plunger, because, as my post-Loaded Chili...

Make it rain, Delta Faucet! ... I'll even provide the cash you need to do it, because the rain I'm talking about isn't coming from a cash cannon, but the 2-in-1 shower head of Delta Faucet's HydroRain...

It's spaghetti so good you want to smear it all over your body and bathe in it. Just like your Italian grandma used to make. Even better, you can indulge in Bath Spaghetti calorie- and marinara-stain-free! Both your insides...

Check out this Mini Travel Digital Bathroom Scale. It's the perfect way to ruin your trip to Italy, Mexico, Morocco, France, Japan, Spain...really anywhere in the world whose culture and food you've been waiting to experience...

People think it's nasty, or at least poor manners at the dinner table, to talk about poo. Poo consistency. Poo shapes. Poo volume. And even poo feelings, which I particularly don't understand, because in every other aspect...

The Harvey has a thing for shiny objects. Glass shower doors, polished mirrors, glistening tiles, metal razors, and sparkling clean teeth. The first three, the Harvey loves to plaster himself all over, sticking strong...

Heat! Light! Sound! Comfort! Style! Empathic AI! The Ancient Ritual Arc Sauna has it all. Or at least all it needs to legitimately call itself a "modern" and "experiential" home sauna...

They say this is a Cat-Proof Toilet Paper Holder. I say, "Ha! Hahahahaha!" You think an unlocked, lift-up lid is going to stop my cat, Zanzibar, from having his way with the Charmin? Ha! Hahahahaha!...

This Cement Tissue Box Cover weighs 4.4 pounds, which is about the same weight of the snot that came out of my body during the 6-week cold I had at the beginning of the year. I'm not even joking. In fact, I may have gone...

Ain't nothing getting past this sphincter! The Butt Plug Sink Plug is a mighty - and extra cheeky - addition to the bathroom on so many levels. It's silly and funny. It serves a real and useful purpose. And it allows...

If you like the looks of this Toilet Paper Holder with Wet Wipe Dispenser, but are worried installing one in your own bathroom might delay or inhibit your preferred habits and routine, just stop right now. Because maker...

Sweet, Mode, I've been looking for a wireless electric toothbrush to go with my black marbled bathroom wallpaper and black toilet. Really...

Delightful. Precious. Wonderful. The best. Those are the words I am certain my wife and my mama will use...to describe me when I give them each one of these Elephant Soap Dishes (with water-draining trunks!) Just a lil'...

Strands of hair, sock fuzz still stuck to your feet, and shaved pubes are no match for the teeth of the TubShark, a new one-swipe tub strainer from a coupla dudes tired of using their fingers to pick out hair, fuzz, and...