Gear

This is 8 GB of steam powered awesomeness. Made with brass, copper, glass and watch parts, the interior glows blue while plugged in. The scoop on the tail flashes red while transferring data...

The real question is... can you wear one of these out in public? These are sharp, flexible and the perfect finishing touch to a catwoman outfit. Or they'd be great for slicing up intruders that break in your apartment...

If they're gonna make us wear helmets when we ride our bikes, then we might as well make a powerful fashion statement while following their rules. Enter the R2D2 helmet. Girl has some skills. Pretty cute too...

It's a well known fact that placing a cold slab of meat over the source of your boo boos helps with the healing process. Get these, keep them in the freezer, and slab them over your paper cuts, scrapes, burns and bullet...

These are so intricately made and real looking that I would not keep them in your bedroom at night. Why? Have you ever seen Starship Troopers? These things are great candidates to come alive at night and launch a full...

I personally like to let my devices roam naked, but if I were gonna purchase something to make my device bulkier and larger for no reason (my hands work fine for not dropping things) this would be it. I just like that...

I don't know if this is a work of art or a tool to help give you cancer. Either way, it's pretty powerful. And pretty ironic. I'm thinking about picking up a couple of these myself and giving them away to all of my smoker...

There is nothing better than knowing you're writing down your daily to do list (probably the same damn stuff you wrote down the day before, and before that) with a superior writing instrument. And that's exactly what...

The Rolls Royce of lighters. If you're anything like me (and you're probably not) you lose lighters as quickly as you buy them. But, I have a feeling if you drop close to 5 bills on this beauty, you're gonna make damn...

If bat shit looked like 1000mW of ice-blue lightning, the S3 Spyder III Arctic Laser would be the physical manifestation of bat shit crazy. As it stands, the world's most powerful laser is just fuckin' nuts. Wicked Lasers'...

Yes, this is actually a coffee mug. I'll grant you, it is very detailed and looks just like a camera lens, but it really is a coffee mug. It is NOT a camera lens. Don't buy this and complain to me that the photo quality...

This is pretty badass and very well made. The iPWN! Case for iPhone 4 fits AT&T models perfectly and you'll surely be the only person you know that has one... unless you know a bunch of other geeks...

There is not a doubt in my mind that this is made for guys who masturbate while watching porn on their iPhones. And why not?...