Xbox Mini Controller Hoodie

Posted: December 04, 2022
Xbox Mini Controller Hoodie
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This Xbox Mini Controller Hoodie comes in 2 colors, but only one size. WTF, Microsoft?! You say you're all about diversity & inclusion, but then you go out and make an article of clothing for your gaming console that accommodates only the perfect, skinny, model controllers. What about my Xbox controller?

Due to genetics and body positivity (and maybe all the chips and pie and sodie and KFC I feed it) my Xbox controller is thicc. Thicc and beautiful! And proud of it! And it needs a size XXboxL in this snazzy hoodie of yours. But is that available? No. The Xbox Mini Controller Hoodie comes only in "One Size Fits All."

Psssh. Go eat an Xbox, Microsoft. Ya filthy bunch of fat shamers.

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