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Butt Hole Stretcher Prank Mail

Posted: April 18, 2022
Butt Hole Stretcher Prank Mail
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I saw this Butt Hole Stretcher Prank Mail piece from Design Doggie, and all I could think was, Wait. Is butt hole one word or two? I thought it was butthole, not butt hole. But then I was like, Ahhh, I get it. A deliberate misspelling. That's how you know it's a prank. You know, like with spam emails from Apple and the IRS.

While not quite as...explosive...as the ISAKOK Penis Prank, the Butt Hole Stretcher Prank Mail will have a widespread, shall we say, horizontal effect. That is, rather than shooting straight up into the face of its recipient alone like the ISAKOK, the Butt Hole Stretcher will reach far and wide, touching all who come into contact with it. From postal carriers to porch pirates, everyone who sees this package is going to feel their sphincters tighten at the thought of a Butt Hole Stretcher at work.

Design Doggie sends all Butt Hole Stretcher Prank Mail directly, anonymously, and with the "contents" label fully exposed. The 9" x 6.5" x 2 3/4" box arrives at your victim's home from a PO Box in Lambertville, MI. It's empty inside, though you can choose to include a personalized card revealing yourself, or taunting your recipient further.

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