Freeze-Dried Dill Pickles
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Freeze-Dried Dill Pickles are poppable, crunchable, addictive, and ready to desiccate your body and burn a hole through your esophagus when you end up eating the equivalent of 4 jars of regular pickles in a single sitting.
I mean, a single 0.7-ounce bag of Freeze-Dried Dill Pickles has to contain, like, a month's worth of sodium, and enough vinegar to remove the rust on every piece of scrap metal in the junkyard.
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