Edible Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula
What's that you're eating? Antelope jerky? Pssshh! Amateur. Real men, men with balls as big as their 3 p.m. snack cravings, eat dehydrated zebra tarantulas. Straight from the can.
There's not a whole lot of information about this zebra tarantula in its listing, but here's what I gather:
- It's edible.
- It's dehydrated.
- It comes in a can.
- It's dusted with a zesty barbecue seasoning!
- It ships fast. The seller mentions that twice. I can only imagine it's because any dude jonesing for a zebra tarantula needs to get his fix ASAP, or shit's gonna get real. Like, zebra tarantulas are probably the heroin of the edible dehydrated insect world.
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