Dark Chocolate Sriracha Bunny

Posted: March 23, 2013
Dark Chocolate Sriracha Bunny

At first I thought the Dark Chocolate Sriracha Easter Bunny was just the latest addition to our rooster sauce pop culture craze, but further rumination made me realize its true application is as a training tool for children. Greedily gnawing off an ear of this rabbit laced with a mouthful of debilitating burn will prove to be an Easter surprise that teaches them:

  • Easter is about Hey Zeus, not eggs and bunny rabbits and candy. Drive the message home.
  • Little pests who beg for treats and presents better be careful what they wish for. They might just get it coated in 5-star Asian spice.
  • Chocolate is evil. Chocolate sets your insides on fire. Don't eat chocolate. This will help curb childhood obesity.

Sriracha Easter Bunnys are made of 8 ounces of sold dark chocolate and stand 7" tall x 5" wide.

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