Chocolate Covered Jalapenos
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- Jersey Devil Chocolates - $3.50
- Jalapeno Chocolate Chip Cookies - $18.00
- Jalapeno Peanut Chocolate Bars (6-pk) - $26.25
- Hot Chile Hot Chocolate (4-pk) - $31.95
- Chipotle Dark Chocolate Bar - $3.50
Chocolate Covered Jalapenos: for that delectable combination of sweet, and hotter than balls. Fresh, straight-up jalapenos, or a rainbow assortment of sweet peppers, are dipped in taste buds' choice of dark chocolate, milk chocolate, or a dark-milk-white chocolate triple team. Peppers arrive in a themed gift box, also of the buyer's choosing. Never was there a more rich and meaningful way to say, "I love you!" "Happy Anniversary!" "Get Well!" or "Time to Kiss the Sun, Mutha Fucka!"
The $59.95 price tag is for a 1-pound box of choco-peppers. An additional $30 doubles the order.
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