Platinum Sonic Toothbrush & USB Sanitizing Case
- Triple Bristle Sonic Electric Toothbrush - $69.97
- Sterline Sonic Electric Rechargeable Toothbrush with UV Sanitizer - $40.99
- Philips Sonicare Diamond Clean Rechargeable Toothbrush - $189.95
- Philips Sonicare ProtectiveClean 4100 Plaque Control Toothbrush - $49.99
- Oral-B Pro 1000 Electric Rechargeable Toothbrush - $39.94
Most of us who have tried sonic toothbrushes are converts. They really do get rid of plaque and stains and the remnant food flakes that pile up along my gum lines much better than manual toothbrushes. That I slobber saliva and toothpaste all over the bathroom and myself when I brush my teeth with mine is a small price to pay for the impeccable oral hygiene I now have.
Smile Bright's Platinum Sonic Toothbrush cleans teeth to the tune of 40,000 brush strokes per minute - faster than my hand could move even during my peak teenage masturbation years - plus sanitizes your brush head after each use with an included USB charging case.
The travel-friendly case holds the toothbrush base and up to 2 Elite Sonic Toothbrush heads. The latter sit in a UV-sanitizing chamber that kills 99% of germs and bacteria left behind post-cleaning.
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