Randimals Stuffed Animals
Hark! It's a Hork! Randimals Stuffed Animals are huggable mashups of our finest furry, feathered, scaled, and cartilaginous friends. Above you see the Randimals Hork, one possible outcome of a horse mated with a shark. I say "one possible outcome" because in my vision of a horse mated with a shark, the resultant plush toy would look like a giant shark with a horse-shaped protrusion sticking out of its belly.
Randimals says their "creation story" is one of "celebrating difference - recognizing that we are all unique and have something special to offer." Now how they got from that to a T-Rex crossed with a bumblebee I do not know, but, dudes, I'm here for it. And the name of that particular Randimal? B-Rex, of course.
In the Randimals plushie line you'll also find the likes of Elorilla, Huck, Seadog, Porkypine, and Whanda. I'll leave it to you to figure out who humped whom in the animal kingdom to produce those joyous specimens.
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