I feel like Summer 2021 will be the Summer of COVID Vaccine Parties. Eclipsing graduation parties, 4th of July parties, and White Parties combined. And one festive way to celebrate your COVID shot, in addition to convening with dozens of vaccinated friends and standing less than 6 feet apart, is with an angry, goomba-lookin' Coronavirus Pinata begging to get the shit stick-whipped out of it. Get ready to turn your face masks into blindfolds, dudes, and unleash your year's worth of pent-up restlessness, boredom, raw(wwrrr!) fury on Mr. Rona.
The Coronavirus Pinata comes empty, so you'll have to provide the Jell-O shot syringes and liquor-filled hand sanitizer bottles yourself, but on the plus side, at least he doesn't arrive filled with the B.1.1.7 variant.