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Bonne Maman Fruit Spread & Honey Advent Calendar

Posted: October 21, 2021
Bonne Maman Fruit Spread & Honey Advent Calendar
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"Bonne Maman" translates to "Good ol' Mama," and if my mama got me a 2021 Bonne Maman Fruit Spread & Honey Advent Calendar, I'd tell her she's a good ol' mama indeed.

Jam and honey in an advent calendar is better than chocolate in my opinion, because I get enough chocolate at Halloween. Especially when I tell my wife we ran out of candy because the trick-or-treaters were greedy this year, but really I've hidden 2 whole bags of Twix fun-size in my Pirate Treasure Chest.

A Bonne Maman Fruit Spread & Honey Advent Calendar also gives me the opportunity to say, "Bitch better have my honey!" as I pull open one of its cardboard doors, every day for 24 days straight. And if it's a jam day instead of a honey day, I'll grumble for a moment, but shrug it off as soon as I see I can have some Apricot-Mango toast instead.

Or ask my Bonne Maman / Good Ol' Mama to make me a PB & Cherry-Elderflower J.

As you can probably tell by those fruity examples, the 2021 limited edition Bonne Maman Fruit Spread & Honey Advent Calendar would also make a great gift for foodies. All 24 of the calendar's offerings are unique, and include a few exclusive new holiday flavors, such as Cherry with Hibiscus Flower, Sweet Orange and Passion Fruit, Peach with Jasmine, Wild Blueberry with Lemon Balm, and Raspberry with Rose.

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