Stuff It! 21 Swell Stocking Stuffers for 2021

These Touch-Up Paint Pens, fillable wands with brush ends for quickly painting over wall / ceiling / door / furniture scratches, patches, stains, and repairs, are made by the brand Slobproof. And, if the name is accurate, that alone indicates Touch-Up Paint Pens are the right product for me.

Sure, a 120 dB electric bike horn could be a nuisance. Say, for example, attached to the handlebars of a gang of 8-year-olds' bicycles, and sounded every half block in ear-rupturing unison, or a cacophonic orchestra, as they go for after-school joyrides around the neighborhood.

But for those same 8-year-olds, a 120 dB electric bike horn could also serve as a life-saving alert when sounded during a Stranger Danger situation. And for any cyclists, or scooterists, a super loud bike horn can grab the attention of drivers who don't see you coming up alongside them, or pedestrians focusing more on walking and texting than their surroundings.

Fold your notes, messages, and nagging reminders into cranes, butterflies, boats, and other whimsical shapes that will make the words you've written look as charming as they sound. Or lessen their blow, as the case may be.

Colorful Flames called all the colors of the rainbow into the fires of their lighters, and...well...only two of those colors of the rainbow answered. But a lighter that flicks either a green or pink flame is still pretty cool.

Check out the Vortix Mini Gun Massager. It's about the size of your smartphone, and weighs less than a pound. And when you apply it to tight or knotted muscles at home, at the gym, or under the table at dinner because the wicked ache in your right butt cheek is only aggravated by extensive sitting and listening to stories about your father-in-law's childhood, the Mini Gun Massager...ohhhh. Hurrrtsss ssssooooo ggggoooodddd.

I always knew whiskey and vodka made me feel good, but who knew they could make me smell good too? Pit Liquor is a line of deodorants - deodorant cocktails, if you will - that use overproof whiskey and vodka as their base.

Think of all the distilleries that started making hand sanitizer when COVID hit. Pit Liquor operates under the same principle that alcohol kills bacteria, but in this case it's the wretched-smelling ones that populate your armpits, rather than the disease-spreading ones all over your hands. And unlike many commercial hand sanitizers, Pit Liquor founders Erica and Jason Feucht have developed their deodorants from all-natural, sustainable, food-grade ingredients to ensure your pimped-out, sweet-smelling pits will also remain free of toxins.

Who better to protect your car's start / stop button from Thanos, dust, and kids' wandering fingers than an Avenger? These covers, made in the likenesses of Iron Man, Spider-Man, and Black Panther, will also look kinda cool on the ignition button, making a unique and fun superhero gift for all the Marvel fans out there.

At the top of the list of first world problems: stress and anxiety over what, out of thousands and thousands of options across Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video, HBO, Apple TV*, Disney+, and dozens and dozens of other streaming services, to watch on TV tonight. Aaaand, at the top of the list of first world problem solutions: Diceify's Streaming Service Decider Dice.

This past summer I did something I don't do very often, which is go to the dentist, and after bulldozing and bludgeoning my teeth and gums they gave me the obligatory "goodie bag" of a toothbrush, toothpaste, and dental floss, except this time the dental floss was Dr. Tung's cardamom-flavored dental floss, and it changed my dental flossing life.

If a floss could ever be described as delightful, Dr. Tung's Smart Floss is absolutely delightful. Unlike the intense shots of mint and cinnamon big-brand flosses poke into your gums, the warm-spice cardamom flavor of Dr. Tung's is noticeable but subtle. Possibly because it's also all-natural. It leaves my mouth feeling fresh, clean, and even a little exotic.

While cutting cable ties is certainly on my list of Funnest Things To Do in Life - especially if they're wrapped around something fragile like glass that could potentially shatter in my face during my cutting efforts - I have to admit, being able to open them in 1 second with the Cable Tie Opener rather than my average of 30 to 75 seconds with an X-Acto or my mama's sewing scissors sounds appealing too.

Instead of cutting through them and creating more plastic trash, the Cable Tie Opener also preserves the zip ties you release from their chokehold, so you can use them to choke something else nice and tight in the future.