Dude's Must See Products for January 2022
January was a good month for breathing PCs, yoga pants sex, and your worst fears. So, yeah, same ol', same ol' in the product department around here. Enjoy my roundup of Dude's must see products for January 2022.
Note: All products are priced as they were at printing on February 1, 2022. Pricing, and availability, are subject to change.
Invisibeam Field Disturbance Sensor for Vehicles
If you're thinking this Invisibeam Field Disturbance Sensor for Vehicles is some real James Bond shit right here, you're...a little off. Despite its formidable, spy-worthy name, the Invisibeam Sensor is sort of just another take on the car alarm.
This gadget is designed for use on any vehicle, but especially convertibles that thieves, or social media influencers trying to look more influential than they are, can just reach or climb into to steal or record a TikTok video. When installed, the Invisibeam creates an invisible sensing field around your vehicle that detects "moving high-density objects" (i.e., people...or meteors, I suppose) crossing its threshold (i.e., getting too damn close to your car.)
E127: What Is This Thing?
Hints: 1) It could help you keep a popular New Year's Resolution; 2) Use it to get a grip on your life; 3) It will probably make you want to bare arms.
Viking Oil Lamp
Take a ceramic Viking Oil Lamp, and light your way in the New Year, dudes. This one is handmade, with each piece being "unique and inimitable," and covered in futhark runes that hopefully ward off bad spirits and additional COVID virus mutations. Not sure if you'll end up with 3 wishes, or a battle axe to the skull if you rub one.
CyberPowerPC Kinetic Series Breathing PC Case
Breathe in - ooohhh! - breathe out - aaahhh!. CyberPowerPC has just unveiled their Kinetic Series Chassis, an eye-catching PC case inspired by kinetic architecture, and made up of 108 triangular panels that form 18 moving, individually controlled vents. As the vents open and close, the 3D geometric design on the chassis looks like it's "breathing."
Crotchless Yoga Pants
Who's up for a little downward dog...gy style? These Crotchless Yoga Pants from Cherry ChiChi proudly describe themselves as "yoga pants for sex." Just in case there was any confusion, or a moment's thought that they could be anything else. So congrats, all you upward horndogs and kids eager to try plow-her pose, your prayers have been answered. I guess.
Just seems to me if you wanted to incorporate yoga and sex, you wouldn't bother with Crotchless Yoga Pants, or any clothes at all. Naked sexy yoga sounds way more erotic than than cotton-spandex blend with one tiny access hole at the crotchal region sexy yoga to me.
Art of the Seat: 15 Stunning Sculptural Chair Designs
I hope you're ready to have a seat, because these 15 stunning sculptural chair designs are going to knock you off your feet.
If not their looks and engineering, then certainly their price tags.
BAGO - Glovebox Clip to Keep Bags Upright in the Car
Keep your to-go bags from to-going all over your car with BAGO, an adjustable clip that secures to your glovebox at one end, and a variety of takeout and grocery bags with a metal clamp at the other.
BAGO creator Dan Stevenson got the idea for his glovebox-mounted bag clip while he was sitting at a stoplight, covered in shredded cheese and carnitas. Just kidding. About the runaway taco fillings, that is. But as someone who, like most of us, had experienced many bags of food and supplies either going ass over teakettle off the passenger seat, or just spilling over sideways from the car floor, BAGO seemed like a great solution for keeping them right side up during turns, stops, and accelerations.
Diatomaceous Earth Stone Bath Mat
What's this, diatomaceous earth, you're in bath mat form now? Are you trying to challenge activated charcoal for the title of Strangest Naturally Occurring Substance You Can Use for Pretty Much Everything?
For those who aren't familiar with it, diatomaceous earth is the crushed-up, broken-down, accumulated remains of fossilized aquatic organisms called diatoms. Diatom skeletons are made of silica, and when they mix with oxygen and water, they form silicon dioxide. Silicon dioxide has been proven to kill pests, so diatomaceous earth has been an ingredient in many pesticides since the 60s.
You can also buy diatomaceous earth as a food supplement and eat it. No joke, dude! You can use it to kill roaches, or put it in a smoothie to cleanse your digestive tract, lower your cholesterol, and promote hair growth. Apparently, it makes a great homemade deodorant or toothpaste too. And, of course, don't forget to buy yourself a Diatomaceous Earth Stone Bath Mat.
Labrador Retriever Assistive Robot
The Labrador Retriever isn't here to oust your dog and become your new best friend, but the assistive robot does hope to become another kind of indispensable companion in your life, or the life of someone you know who is disabled, injured, elderly, or suffering from chronic pain. Developed by Labrador Systems, the Labrador Retriever is a smart, mobile assistant designed to help with daily activities, and enable people to live more independently.
The Retriever functions as a grabber, a holder, a carrier - basically an extra pair of hands with a strong-like-ox body that can bring items within reach, and move heavy or cumbersome loads around the house. Examples include delivering meals and medications, carrying laundry and packages, and moving daily necessities from the bedroom to the living room to the kitchen, and back.
Lukos Ultra-Wide 4K Monitor
"Lukos, I am your backer." That's what this 32:9 ultra-wide 4K HD mini monitor hopes you'll say, and become, as soon as you read about the iMax-level movie and content display, immersive gaming experiences, and even work and productivity enhancement it provides. The Lukos Monitor is running a crowdfunding campaign on Kickstarter thorough February 3, 2022.
MTT Electric Tracked All Terrain Utility Vehicle
From joyrides to rescues, MTT electric all terrain utility vehicles are on track to becoming the coolest off-road enabler I've seen since the Track N Go. And, yeah, I mean that literally.
MTT ATVs barrel up and down trails, and charge through ice, snow, sand, mud, rivers, and undergrowth on a burly 154" long track instead of wheels. They're built to tow a trailer or sled, carrying either riders or loads of up to 3,200 pounds on level ground, and 1,000 pounds off-road.
E129: What Is This Thing?
Hints: 1) It helps smooth things over; 2) It thinks it's a keeper - you can buy it and get rid of the tags; 3) Its favorite buzzphrase is probably "Gimme some skin!"
Vessel Helix One-Hitter
Vessel's Helix one-hitter has some serious drip. And since I'm pretty sure no one in the generation that made up the slang term "drip" will be reading this, but probably some Gen Z parents will, that means the dry herb pipe has a cool, sexy style. Now, grab some weed and a Helix, go take a puff in front of your kids, and tell them, no cap, your bud is the GOAT and your pipe is drippin', periodt.
Building Brick Waffle Maker
I would be remiss if, in seeing the Building Brick Waffle Maker from CucinaPro, I didn't say: it's time to LEGO my Eggo!
The Building Brick Waffle Maker is an electric unit with nonstick cooking griddles segmented to make 14 brick-shaped waffles per bake. The set also comes with a pair of 10 x 13 construction plates for stabilizing and stacking your breakfast creations, and each plate includes a couple of syrup reservoirs for waffle brick dunking.
20 Gifts for Every Mood
Life: it's a whole mood. Which is to say it's a mashup of all the moods. Here, I've picked out 20 of them, and paired them with a gift, a product that either exemplifies the mood and the feelings that come with it, or a product that endeavors to change a bad mood, help make it better. Maybe you know someone going through a mood who could use a pick-me-up. Or maybe you're in the mood to buy some moody gifts for yourself. Either way, you're in the right place.
Your Worst Fears Bedding
Who never wants to sleep again? These bedding sets depicting some of our worst fears and phobias are here to make it happen! Think of them as
dreams nightmares come true.