19 Dude-Approved Gifts for Women in 2022
When it comes to your women, your ladies, your girls, your honeys, and your boos, dude. The Dude's got you. Ladies shopping for women, ladies, girls, honeys, and boos...dude. The Dude's got you too. Here are 19 Dude-approved gifts for women in 2022.
Note: All 19 gifts for women are priced as they were at printing on November 29, 2022. Pricing, and availability, are subject to change.
Well owl be damned. They didn't just make some Owl Mittens, they made some Owl Mittens covered in owls so realistic they are kind of creeping me out to look at, and I hope I never encounter anyone wearing a pair!
You strigiformesphiles out there, though, must be wetting your pants over the Owl Mittens. The barn owls knitted onto the top of each one look 3D, super plush, and extremely pettable. And the rest of the mittens are thick knitted wool, so they're probably pretty warm too, and would make a great gift for your girlfriend, even if she isn't an owl fanatic per se, but is a fan of adorable things, and doesn't experience a general sense of malaise around birds like I do.
Pipersong Meditation Desk Chair
The Pipersong Meditation Desk Chair is for stick-still zen yogis and ants-in-their pants fidgety sitters alike. The goal of the WFH and office solution is to "activate your sit." That is, give you an opportunity to move around and shift into multiple seated, squatted, and kneeling positions according to your comfort and / or antsiness level, without swapping between multiple chairs or other pieces of furniture.
uKeg Twist Portable Seltzer Maker & Dispenser
Leave the 6-pack of White Claw at home, and enjoy your hard seltzer homemade and straight from the source with the uKeg Twist Seltzer Maker. Available in 24- and 36-ounce sizes, GrowlerWerks' fizzy drink maker looks like an insulated water bottle - and, indeed, it keeps your cold drinks cold - but has the added "circuitry" of a portable, instant carbonation system built inside.
BreakWooden Wood & Resin Keyboard Wrist Rests
BreakWooden transforms wood nuggets and resin goo into a collection of striking, nod-to-nature keyboard wrist rests. We've certainly seen these two materials come together before in a similar fashion to make coffee tables, jewelry, and even keycaps, but the wood and resin wrist rests are nice because they provide both a calming presence as you toil away on your computer, and a bit of respite for the joints and tendons in your arms.
Floof Human Snuggle Sack & Floor Pillow
Have you ever dreamed of sleeping, relaxing, living inside a pillow? I haven't...until now. Check out these Floof snuggle sacks and floor pillows from Floof Couture. Designer and seamstress Rose makes a huge line of them for pets of various sizes, but the ones I'm featuring here, they're human-sized, made especially for you nap-seeking dudes and self-care-craving ladies.
Rose makes her "fluffy caves" out of faux-fur-lined tweed or canvas, in your choice of color, and small or large sizes. Custom size and style requests are also welcome.
Topo Designs Mountain Hip Pack & Crossbody Bag
Feel unencumbered and on Topo the world...or at least unencumbered and on Topo your gear with the Topo Designs Mountain Hip Pack, a low-profile, lightweight, and versatile bag for trekking both mountain and urban trails.
VoChill Personal Wine Chiller
Ah, the times my wife has gone to chill out with a glass of wine only to find her wine is not chilled. But now, hero husband that I am, I can give her this personal wine chiller and be all, "Yo, chill. Here's a VoChill." ... Yeah, she'll definitely like it if I use those exact words....
The VoChill personal wine chiller is a pedestal with a stemmed glass holder - an admittedly kinda big and unwieldy pedestal with a stemmed glass holder - the latter of which is lined with a thermal solution. The glass holder portion, called the "Chill Cradle," detaches from the VoChill base for freezing between uses. When set in place and paired with a wine glass, it can actively chill one or more glasses of wine for over an hour inside, or up to 45 minutes in the shade when it's hot outside.
Concrete Island Modern Planter
I've heard of concrete jungles, but these modern planters are the first concrete islands I've seen. And unlike the cold, soulless jungles, Bella Vista Canyon's Concrete Islands are brimming with life - succulent life! - and a minimalist beauty reflective of mid-century modern design.
Strong Man Ring Holder
Sure, this Strong Man Ring Holder is super ripped and all, but I bet the dude's a total acne-ridden, cross-eyed, butter face. Ugly as sin, and that's why they never show him from the front in any of the ring holder's marketing photos.
I mean, either that or because of the ginormous penis he has that makes him able to store a dozen or more rings on his even more ginormous erection.
UnHide Shleepy Faux Fur Wearable Blanket
Part robe, part cardigan, part blanket, the Shleepy Everywear Blanket is designed for everything from cocooning on the couch, to walking the dog in the frosty morning air, to establishing some semblance of comfort and coziness on an airplane. UnHide describes the faux polyester fur they use to weave the wearables as both "chinchilla-soft" and "butter soft," appealing to pet lovers and foodies alike, plus anyone looking to buy a gift for one of them this holiday season.
Elephant Soap Dish with Water-Draining Trunk
Delightful. Precious. Wonderful. The best. Those are the words I am certain my wife and my mama will use...to describe me when I give them each one of these Elephant Soap Dishes (with water-draining trunks!) Just a lil' gift for the women I love.
Notice the absence of my mother-in-law and Aunt Jan from the list of Elephant Soap Dish recipients.
Wine Enthusiast 6-Bottle Mini Wine Fridge
Chill out. With a wine chiller, and all 6 bottles of wine contained within it, courtesy of this mini wine fridge from Wine Enthusiast. The oeno-fan brand's 6-Bottle Countertop Wine Cooler does exactly what its name say it do: brings up to half a dozen Bordeaux-sized bottles to cellar temperature, and keeps them within arm's - and glass' - reach on your kitchen counter or bar top.
Moon Pod Zero-Gravity Bean Bag Chair
You don't even have to make sweet love or spend 10 hours straight wandering through Skyrim in this bean bag chair to reduce your anxiety. The Moon Pod, a reinvention of the iconic first apartment furniture staple, is a lightweight bean bag chair designed both to conform to your lines and curves, and to give you a sense of zero gravity weightlessness when you sit in it. Lounge in it. Nap in it. Flop in it.
Wrist Buddy Yoga Blocks
There's always room for improvement in yoga, and apparently there is also always room for improvement in yoga gear. These Wrist Buddy Yoga Blocks described themselves as "the ultimate ergonomic upgrade for maximum wrist comfort, support, and stability, hands down." They follow in the wake of other yoga experience upgrades, such as thicker, cushier yoga mats, sweat-absorbing yoga mat towels, non-slip grip socks and gloves, and yoga leggings for men.
Clear Shower XL Transparent Shower Head
I see your rain shower shower head, and raise you a rain shower shower head you can see...right through. Appropriately named the Clear Shower XL, this is a shower head whose base plate is transparent, creating the optical illusion that its cleansing rainfall is streaming straight from the sky. Or, like, your bathroom ceiling.
Cat Toiletry Bag & Organizer
I'm about to let the cat out of the bag: this toiletry case & organizer looks like...a cat! I'm not even kitten you! It me-wowed and blew my mind too when I first saw it. But indeed, you can now store your grooming supplies, makeup, power cords, pocket tools, even your weed stash inside the ample back of a tortoiseshell, striped ginger, tabby, or black-and-white cat! And, as maker Openhahaha points out, "Every case looks like you have a real cat by your side!"
Stackable Fish Drinking Glasses
If your lady is like my lady, she already drinks like a fish, so if you need a fin-tastic gift for her this year, how's about these stackable fish drinking glasses that will invite her to drink with a fish too?
n.o.w. Tone Therapy - Yoga for Your Mind
Want 30 minutes' worth of meditation in 3 minutes? Want it n.o.w.? Solu's New Origin Waveform Tone Therapy feels you, and hopes to make you feel better, with their n.o.w. "Yoga for Your Mind" sound-based calming, centering, and relaxation system.
The pair of metal pucks are essentially rechargeable speakers that emit a series of tones in various frequencies, and in varying sequences, for 3 minutes. Solu says their n.o.w. Tone Therapy sequences are infinitely variable too, so no two sessions are ever the same. And the n.o.w. tonal frequencies, for those who like to geek out on sound science, range from C-256 to C-512, and are based on the same sound series Pythagoras used for sound healing therapy 2,500 years ago.
GLAMFIELDS Ionic Straightening Brush
I have gotten so many blowjobs for giving this brush to my wife. ... I joke, I joke. But my wife has definitely described this hair straightening brush as "life-changing." It heats up in 30 seconds and you can literally straighten your hair by brushing it. Apparently, this configuration makes it much easier to smooth and sleek the unruly locks at the back of one's head, plus is much easier to maneuver that traditional flat-paneled straightening irons.