Basically if I could be anyone else on earth, living or dead*, I would be Elon Musk of Tesla Motors (and SpaceX). He's incredibly rich, he's had 2 hot wives (#1, #2), he's an undeniable genius, and...and!...he's not even...

With the exception of rich, chewy caramel you can pretty much stuff the Rolo with anything you want to take on your travels and trust that the portable wardrobe will condense the items into their most compact, most portable...

I don't know whether that cat looks more pissed that someone put a harness on him or that the face of the coyote he just gutted and ate from the inside out when it tried to swallow him whole is still stuck to it...

The Pyle Smart Mini Pocket Projector couldn't decide whether it wanted to be a compact photo/video viewer, a laptop, a TV, or an MP3 Player, so it decided to be a true Renaissance Projector and conquer them all. In addition...

Oh yeah. An inflatable floating picnic table & bar + me + She-Ra: Princess of Power + my friend Cornelius + wamp, wamp. Cornelius is still single. Don't worry, C, we'll find you a date for summer boozin' and eating pressed...

Since we're still waiting for a modular cell phone to emerge from the Sea of Google, nexpaq proposes that in the interim we...wait...but hopefully for less time...for their forthcoming modular cell phone case. Customizable...

Use the Lebert Equalizer to do pushups, pullups, dips, lunges, planks. Use it on the incline, use it on the decline, use it on the road. Grab the simple set of arced bars and rip out your whole body solo, or partner up...

The Atacama Expedition is a tent fit for a king. Of the road. This is the latest version of the brand's 3-person plus 1-motorcycle sleeper. The center bay is large enough to fit a full-size adventure tourer with panniers...

A small square LED flash with its own self-contained battery (so it won't make your device's even crappier), iBlazr inserts into the audio jack of smartphones and tablets, or mounts to DSLRs to synchronize with their...

Sure you can suction cup a waterproof Bluetooth speaker to your tile...and hope that it doesn't dislodge and whack you right in that tender spot on the downslope of your foot at the height of "Raining Blood." Or you can...

A table that looks like a pie chart isn't as good as a table that looks like a pie, but at least with Goncalo Campos' 4 Times coffee table I can hide my mama's O magazines and rosehip & baby's butt pot pourri when my...

OK Google...uh, I mean...here are a bunch of cyberpunk headpieces to suit futuristic cosplay ventures and desires to wear an ornate conversation piece on your face. Artist and designer Dominic Elvin takes his inspiration...

Start with a Beer Briefcase. Add some ice. And take away the sense that it should be handcuffed to your wrist. There you'll have the BevPod, an ultra-slim cooler capable of chilling up to 10 cans or 6 bottles in a fraction...

Now that you've got a shiny new Apple Watch, it's time to buy it some shiny new toys. You could start with this slick stick of a charging podium from Griffin. The WatchStand houses and hides Apple's charging cable inside...

But officer, it's just a movie prop. See, they used an O-Mega Star Warrior Stun Gun in Demolition Man, Con-Air, and The Last Boy Scout. I'm just role-playing and...ow! I see you are not. Can you at loosen those cuffs...

Sneaky and shady basically mean the same thing, but for some reason sneakiness manages to carry an air of charm, whereas shadiness makes everyone want to steer clear of the jackhole who will short you on his portion of...

Bulls schmulls. I want to help you get strong as an OXX. Step 1: click here and enter to win OXX's burly COFFEEBOXX, a single cup brewing system with a crush-proof core, water- and dust-resistant housing, and button that...

Some punk kids do grow up to make something of themselves. For example, punk college kid Eric Goeken grew up to be a 30-something broke hipster punk (I swear, his words, not mine). A 30-something broke hipster punk with...

I've never understood why people drop hundreds of dollars on things like blue jeans and wine when Carhartt's and 2 Buck Chuck will do just fine jobs of covering your ass and getting you drunk. But spending hundreds of...

Here's a happy little block of blocks to add some entertainment and LED flair to your notifications. The Dotti lights up and serves as a canvas to pixelated art you can set to notify you of texts, emails, and social media...

I'm sure serious, elitist golfers have long been wondering when their posh country clubs were going to figure out a way to incorporate skateboarding into their rolling 18 holes of pristine greens. Well, lads, this is...

Why throw your hat in the ring for the title of Most Badass Cosplayer when you can show up in Rawring Craft's Bruiser Gauntlet and just whack the shit out of anyone who disputes your claim to it? The sci-fi arm guard...

No one appreciates your knowledge and skills until they need you to fix their own IT systems, do they? But at least with these 2 decks of the CPU Wars card game you can show off your encyclopedic understanding of desktop...