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Salvador Dali Watch

By: on June 11, 2014
$39.95
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I don't know. I feel like if Salvador Dali had actually fashioned a watch in his likeness, the trademark handlebar mustache would have extended into a horse femur on one end and had, like, a Boeing 747 tethered to the other. And the random ant between 10 and 11 o'clock? Would have been a swarming nest of carpenters. And the watch face would definitely be melting. So as a Salvador Dali watch, this one leaves much to be desired.

As an analog watch of a dude with a crazy revolving mustache though, A+.

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