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Topo Designs Mountain Hip Pack & Crossbody Bag

$77.87 Amazon »

Feel unencumbered and on Topo the world...or at least unencumbered and on Topo your gear with the Topo Designs Mountain Hip Pack, a low-profile, lightweight, and versatile bag for trekking both mountain and urban trails...

O-BOY Satellite Rescue Watch

$331 O-BOY »

Oh boy, time for an adventure! ... O-BOY, that turned into Mordor quickly. Send your satellite signal, share my GPS coordinates, and come get me, please, oh trusty rescue watch...

Wordle Beanie

$21.95 Etsy »

As much as I'd like to be the cleverest dude in the land, and write this Wordle Beanie description using a progressive 6-part Wordle, doing so would take me even longer than it does to solve an actual Wordle, and I just...

Knife Display Case & EDC Organizer

$109.99 Amazon »

Ladies who gave their dudes a bouquet of pocket knives and tools last Valentine's Day, how about a knife display case and EDC organizer for storing and showing them off this year? Made by Holme & Hadfield, this valet...

Artemis Design Co. Kilim Turkish Rug Loafers

$268 - $288 Artemis Design Co. »

No doubt Artemis Design Co.'s Kilim Turkish Rug Loafers are breathtaking. ... I'm just trying to figure out if I mean that in a good way or a bad way...

I F**king Love You Morse Code Necklace

$44 - $49 Etsy »

The I F**king Love You Morse Code Necklace from Cursing in Code falls somewhere between an engagement ring and the You Is Fine Bears when it comes to gifts for your girlfriend that will make her heart melt this Valentine's...

Teva Men's ReEmber Mid Moccasin

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RemEmber Teva's Ember Moc slipper-style indoor / outdoor shoes? Well, Teva decided to ReEmber the Moc this season, and has even added some variety, and a few inches to the line in the ReEmber Mid Moccasin. These men's...

Lampjoy Glass Rings

$16.20 - $30.70 Etsy »

My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, would break a Lampjoy Glass Ring within 5 minutes of putting it on. No offense, sugar britches, but you are the be-all, end-all of hand talkers, and at least one of those enthusiastic...

Poler Reversible Napsacks

$130 Poler »

Oh, Poler Reversible Napsacks, you knew you had me at trippy colors and patterns of Rainier Beer. These camping and lounging companions certainly aren't the first wearable sleeping bags or blankets to take a seat at the...

Box of Crap Packing Tape

While "box of crap" is an accurate description for at least 3/4 of the packages I send and receive, I feel like sealing them with Box of Crap Packing Tape wouldn't bode well for me. Package thieves will think it's a trick...

Modern House Beds for Kids

$123.35 - $704 Etsy »

BUSYWOOD gives kids beds of their own and homes of their own all in one with this series of beds in modern-style house designs. And I have to admit, I'm jealous. The handmade alder wood frames are unique and standout...

Takumi No Waza Green Bell Nail Clippers

$29.99 Amazon »

I'm gonna start the New Year right, with a resolution to Takumi No Waza Green Bell Nail Clip my nails when they get too long or split, instead of biting the shit out of them...

Boot Bananas Shoe Deodorizers

$20 Amazon »

The stench of well-worn, oft-sweated-in shoes is frikkin' bananas, yet the smell itself is nothing like actual bananas. And for that matter, Boot Bananas don't smell like bananas either, they're just banana-looking deodorizers...

Woo More Play Sensual Massage Oil Candle

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I'm not really sure why Woo More Play's sensual massage oil candle is named "Eat Me Out for Once." As far as I can tell, the muscle-rubbin' lube the melting wax of the candle produces is scented with sandalwood, papyrus...

Unigear Ski Boot Bag

$68.99 Amazon »

Skiing is so fun! Except for the traffic getting to the slopes, the parking in the resort's lot, the schlepping of your gear to the chair lift, and the waiting in line for a gondola once you get there. But once you get...

Crotchless Yoga Pants

Who's up for a little downward dog...gy style? These Crotchless Yoga Pants from Cherry ChiChi proudly describe themselves as "yoga pants for sex." Just in case there was any confusion, or a moment's thought that they...

SUBU Indoor/Outdoor Slippers

$69 Amazon »

Yeah. SUBU Indoor / Outdoor Slippers are indoor / outdoor slippers until the first time you wear them outdoors on the snowy, wet, muddy, dead-leaf-and-grass-strewn surfaces of winter. Then they become, exclusively, SUBU...

Japanese Linen Slippers

$23.11 Etsy »

"Japanese Linen Slippers" could mean anything from square-toed sandals with a thong strap to shoes shaped like squished-flat cats and covered in fish scales and Shiba Inu fur. These particular Japanese Linen Slippers...

Face Mask Extender & Ear Saver Straps

$15.99 Amazon »

I bought a set of these Face Mask Extender & Ear Saver Straps at the end of August, and my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, and I have probably worn them for over 24 cumulative hours each since then. I don't use them...

Diesel Sound of the Brave Cologne

$43 - $88 Amazon »

Sound of the Brave Cologne, Diesel? Seems to this dude the name should be Smell of the Brave. An eau de toilette made especially for:...

Kodiak Belt - Field Belt with Knife Sharpener Buckle

$69.99 Argali »

The Kodiak Belt has a knife sharpener buckle for instant blade-honing in the field. That's great news for backcountry hunters and campers, especially those willing to double up on belts, with a Kodiak on top and a Burls...

F*ck 2021 New Year's Eve Tiara

$3.50 - $7 Etsy »

Yep, that about sums it up. And if you're like, "No. I want to ring in 2022 with a hard F*ck 2021. No asterisks, no censorship, nothing cute about it," well, you're in luck. Lantz and Lady, makers of the F*ck 2021 New...

Hot Chocolate Design Pegasus Pumps

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Hot Chocolate Design names their winged, golden Mary Jane-style pumps "Pegasus," and, ladies, I can certainly see the appeal of going to your New Year's Eve party dressed as a mythical horse. But Pegasus doesn't have...

Viper Ring

$129 Amazon »

Welp, it's better than having a viper around your neck. This Viper Ring turns the Mangshan pit viper into a beautiful, formidable piece of jewelry. Its head sits atop your finger, while its body, er, snakes around either...