I've been wanting to resemble an inbred my entire life. It's a difficult look to pull off though...convincingly at least. And without the look, my hopes of heading off into the sunset of the foothills of West Virginia, Deliverance style, will not be realized.
If the inbred look ain't your thing, maybe the zombie look is. It seems to be everyone else in the world's for some reason. Who's the guy making all the money behind this zombie craze? He must be laughing all the way to the grave.