The Inbred Silicone Mask

I've been wanting to resemble an inbred my entire life. It's a difficult look to pull off though.... convincingly at least. And without the look, my hopes of heading off into the sunset of the foothills of West Virginia, Deliverance style, will not be realized.

If the inbred look ain't your thing, maybe the zombie look is. It seems to be everyone else in the world's for some reason. Who's the guy making all the money behind this zombie craze?

As a final note, if you wanna see the worst acting performance since the kid who played Mitch Kramer in Dazed and Confused, checkout the video under Additional Media.