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Pipe Tobacco Shaving Soap

By: on November 16, 2012
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Smelling like pipe smoke? Disgusting. Smelling like pipe tobacco? Distinguished. Like your grandfather. Or Don Draper. Pipe Tobacco Shaving Soap infuses faces with a mellow, woodsy scent that most ladies, and probably many animals of the forest, would like to kiss. The premium bar of coconut, castor, palm, and soybean oils forms a laudable lather upon brush impact, provides excellent slip for razors, and rejects harsh foaming agents. Sure, the olden days shaving routine requires a little extra elbow grease, but come on, aerosol cans were made for boys. Real men keep it wet-shave classic.

The listing is for one, 4-ounce disk of soap that fits snugly in most shaving mugs and bowls (bowl and brush not included).

Holiday Tag Team Gift for Dad: Pipe Tobacco Shaving Soap & Beer Shampoo.

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