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Arkham City Harley Quinn Costume

By: on October 09, 2014
$22.99
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I wouldn't be a red-blooded American male if I didn't direct your attention to at least one sexy costume this Halloween. (Note to Ladies: My other qualities include strapping, sensitive, and available.) And since one of our all-time most viewed and favorited products, the Arkham Harley Quinn costume, has been discontinued by its talented Etsy designer/model, I figured a substitute was due. This one from Rubie's Costumes' Secret Wishes line is pretty good.

By which I mean the girl wearing it has a smokin' hot body and a face that's appropriately deranged-looking for Harley, but not so extreme that I'd be afraid to enter her apartment alone.

Officially licensed by DC Comics, Batman, and people with penises, the Arkham City Harley Quinn costume includes a bustier, skin-tight leggings, a choker, glovelettes, and a metal-studded belt made from 75% Polyester, 20% vinyl, and 5% latex. Yes, that's right. The outfit combines the world's best ladies' garments with the world's best ladies' garment textiles.

The Arkham City Harley Quinn costume is available in sizes XS through L. X-Smalls fit sizes 0 to 2, Smalls 2 to 6, Mediums 6 to 10, and Larges women who should consider being the Penguin for Halloween instead.

The Arkham City Harley Quinn costume is a top Dude Gift for Halloween and Gift for Your Girlfriend pick.

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