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A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Dress

By: on October 14, 2013

Although this leg lamp looks slightly less frageelay than the iconic Christmas Story bulbed version, I bet if I don a beige cardigan and rub it the wrong way it will drop me like a sack of potatoes and cost a chunk of change in damages nonetheless. Yeah.... I'd be willing to take my chances. Any fashionable, and preferably Italian, women out there interested in a free golden dress and a pair of fishnets?

Note: I hope that ladies with taste impeccable enough to wear this sexy-without-being-slutty costume for Halloween will also go the extra mile to make their grand entrance in a 6-1/2' wooden crate. And, not to be a jackass or anything, but to all female amputees with a sense of humor, I'm pretty sure the leg lamp costume could assist you in sweeping the costume contest circuit this year.

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Muchas danke to Laughing Squid.

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