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Sirius the White Knight Hoodie

By: on June 27, 2015
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Medieval knight hoodies aren't new, but when I saw this white version, coined Sirius, The White Knight, I knew it would be the perfect addition to my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power's and my bedroom activities. Whoops, did I say bedroom activities? I meant...uh...this White Party we have coming up for a friend's birthday where you have to, like, wear white and...naw, I meant the bedroom. For I am She-Ra's gallant White Knight and she is my whatever that chick from Frozen's name is for 12 to 26 minutes at least 4 days a week.

The Sirius White Knight hoodie spares no pimpage with its elaborate leather pauldrons and helmet-hood hinged with metal buttons and rivets. Three separate movable pieces comprise the forehead visor alone. Capping the gallant look are double-layered couters at the elbows and, for the practicality of storing wallets and cellphones, a pair of front pockets.

Christine Kim custom tailors Sirius, and all of her other knight hoodies, to order. She has been sewing theatrical costumes professionally for 15+ years.

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