Need some summer headwear? Grab a Penis Costume from Cock Couture and head on down to the beach for some fun in the sun! Just don't forget the SPF 30.
And to follow the path to the sunbathing area where Teenage Mutant Ninja Dick and Captain Americock will be welcomed rather than arrested.
Cock Couture stitches these wee (wee) little costumes in dozens of different designs, some recognizable as your standard pirate and cowboy, others more specific superheroes, characters, and - oooh, kinky - cans of Reddi-wip. All are made from stretchy performance pique fabric for perfect penis conformance. The Penis Costumes also come in sizes small through X-larger, reflective of both length and girth measurements.