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Star Wars Cuff Links

By: on November 16, 2013
$125 - $4k
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Here are some officially licensed Star Wars cuff links, courtesy of fancy silk underpants department store Neiman Marcus, to present as a gift to your favorite geek this holiday season. Presuming your favorite geek is worth between $125 and $4,000 to you. If he only ranks in at around $60, or is more likely to be found wearing pajamas than a business suit, go for a Star Wars adult onesie.

The $4 grand models, featuring a choice of Yoda or Darth Vader mugs, are part of a limited edition, and have been forged from 14K gold. Their round backs sport either a Galactic Empire or Rebel Alliance symbol. The slightly thriftier versions are made of palladium-plated or matte metal, and are also available in the likenesses of the Jedi Master and the World's Worst Dad, as well as Chewbacca, R2D2, Boba Fett, the Millennium Falcon, and an AT-AT.

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