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TUSHY Bidet Attachment

By: on January 06, 2017
$69 - $94
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TUSHY is the friend who has your back no matter what. The one who's there time and again, cleaning up your messes and washing off the remnants of a crappy day. The one who always makes you feel good. Even after you gorge on Chinese takeout and bacon chili cheeseburgers, or eat that spicy tuna roll you know smells kinda funky. Truly, the only thing TUSHY won't do for you is pull off a wad of toilet paper and wipe your ass.

But TUSHY will spray it off with what feels like an upside down spring rain shower, so you won't ever have to reach for the TP, or wipe your own ass again either.

TUSHY is a bidet attachment that connects to your existing toilet and its plumbing lines to bring luxury and contentment to your nether regions. If you've ever used a bidet you probably know what I mean. If you haven't, TUSHY is an easy, unobtrusive, and fairly inexpensive way to give your butt the kind of love it never knew it always wanted.

In addition to feeling good in action and leaving you spic 'n' span post-spray, TUSHY eliminates the need to use toilet paper and wet wipes, which the company points out has both environmental and health benefits. No more toilet tissue means no more toilet tissue waste, plus no more toilet tissue-clogged pipes. And apparently, many, many of us are not well trained in TP use. Incorrect or incomplete wiping leads or contributes to around 26 million cases of hemorrhoids, UTIs, yeast infections, and, uh, skid marks a year. TUSHY says the design of the bidet spray and the nature of water itself will clean you up more hygienically than toilet paper, and reach crevices the 2-ply cannot.

Available in 3 colors of Cool and Warm & Cool water models, TUSHY arrives with all parts needed for a quick and easy home installation. Both models have pressure control knobs and nozzle angle adjusters. The latter has a knob for temperature control as well. TUSHY fits most standard 2-piece toilets and some one-piece toilets. Click here to read more about TUSHY or to get a new best butty of your own.

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