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Olivers Convoy Henley

By: on October 18, 2016
  • Olivers Apparel Convoy Henley
  • Olivers Apparel Convoy Henley
  • Olivers Apparel Convoy Henley
  • Olivers Apparel Convoy Henley

The Olivers Apparel Convoy Henley is the kind of shirt that if I were playing a pickup game with some dudes at the gym, and one of them took it off and threw it on the bleachers, I might "accidentally" grab it on the way out instead of my own. Especially the Cobalt one. It's in my color palette. Dude, it's not stealing, it's trading. I'd leave him my plaid shirt with the butterfly collar.

Olivers will officially unleash the Convoy on October 20, 2016, but you can pre-order this super soft, 100% Merino wool henley now, and get $10 off its $98 retail price leading up to the launch. While the Convoy maintains collarless and three-button placket details of the classic henley, it modernizes the design with a slim, athletic cut, and the breathable, moisture-wicking Merino fabric. This convoy wants action, be it on a hike, on a bike, or on all those long fall walks amidst the changing leaves with all those online dates who say they looooove long fall walks amidst the changing leaves.

Olivers Convoy Henley is available in Cobalt and Graphite colors, and sizes S through XL. Click here to get yours.

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