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Offensive Crayons Red, White, and F*ck You Edition

Posted: July 17, 2019
Offensive Crayons Red, White, and F*ck You Edition
  • Offensive Crayons Red, White, and F*ck You Edition
  • Offensive Crayons Red, White, and F*ck You Edition
  • Offensive Crayons Red, White, and F*ck You Edition
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Offensive Crayons have colored outside the lines of political correctness yet again with their new Red, White, and F*ck You Edition. Where the original Offensive Crayons stuck to soccer-mom-bristling colors such as Boner Pill Blue, Insufferable Vegan Green, and Privilege (uh, it's the white one), the Red, White, and F*ck You Edition goes all out 'Murica on our coloring asses with politically-tinted hues ranging from Fake News Fuchsia and Baby Cage Crimson to Twitter Lawyer Blue and Hate Crime Hoax Hazel.

Offensive crayons invite unlike-minded political views with like-minded frustrations with American politics to share in a cathartic coloring session spearheaded by drawing instruments that should get everyone's panties in a big ol' bunch.

And that's where the camaraderie will end, as the arguments begin about which bathroom each person should be allowed to use to readjust them....

Both original Offensive Crayon packs and the Red, White, and F*ck You Edition come with 24 assorted colors, "or at least 22-23 different, since capitalism allows [them] to use the cheapest labor [they] could find," and manufacture the crayons in a factory " with less regulation than the 2nd Amendment."

They're blunt. They're direct. They're irreverent. And yeah, true to name, Offensive Crayons are a little offensive. But, hey. Times are changing, the pop culture marketplace is thriving, and Donald Trump Orange is the new Barack Obama Black.

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