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fifi No-Mess Male Sex Toy (NSFW)

By: on November 29, 2016
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Often when you're traveling, when you're home alone, or when you're sharing the bed with someone who drank 5 lychee martinis and passed out early, nature calls. A different kind of nature. A stiff kind of nature. The fifi doesn't just answer this call, it Dominators it.

The fifi Dominator is a male masturabator. Unlike other cylindrical penis grippers of a similar persuasion--including your hand--fifi uses disposable sleeves, each intended for a single use, so there's no meticulous sex toy cleaning and no leftover mess on the flip side of Old Faithful's eruption. fifi also travels well thanks to an inconspicuous design its makers say people (e.g., customs agents, TSA, your mom) often assume is a portable pillow.

In action, fifi tightness is adjustable based on your rolling technique and applied grip--check out the video above for a demo. Its foam insert also warms up during use for a more realistic experience. A nod to a little more kinkiness, the Dominator is wrapped in a matte black pleather exterior sleeve, and continues the dom good times with a textured interior for a more tactile experience.

In addition to the pleasurable pleather of the Dominator, fifi male masturbators come in 5 colors of standard poly blend sleeve, plus a Furfi model. Like your favorite stuffed bunny from childhood, the Furfi is covered in soothing, johnson-friendly faux fur. Each fifi purchase also includes 5 packets of lube and 5 disposable sleeve inserts, with additional sleeves available for purchase along with the toys themselves in the fifi online store.

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