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Darwins Beard Catcher Grooming Cape

By: on July 19, 2016
Darwins Beard Catcher Grooming Cape
  • Darwins Beard Catcher Grooming Cape
  • Darwins Beard Catcher Grooming Cape
  • Darwins Beard Catcher Grooming Cape
  • Darwins Beard Catcher Grooming Cape
$29.99
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No one cares where the beard trimmings go 'til it's time to plunge the sink. Except your wife or girlfriend. And Darwins Beard Catcher.

Here to eliminate a whole Hulihee of flyaway face follicle annoyances, Darwins Beard Catcher is an extra-long black bib (Reverse Bat Cape, if you prefer) that suction cups to the mirror in front of you and catches all the remnants of your morning grooming routine.

What Darwins Beard Catcher means for your lady:

  1. No more messy bathroom countertops and floors.
  2. No more clogged drains.

What Darwins Beard Catcher means for you:

  1. No more sweeping, bending, grunting, and whining 'cause you have to clean messy bathroom countertops and floors.
  2. No more taking a plunger to the clogged sink. (Which, by the way, actually works when you've got a clog. Really well. But if you try it, I wouldn't recommend sharing the good news with your S.O. unless you want to be deemed an even greater magnitude of OMG soooooo disgusting than you were for leaving beard trimmings all over the bathroom and clogging the sink in the first place.)

Darwins Beard Catcher suction cups have protruding hooks that clasp the reinforced grommets at the cape's bottom corners, and create the hair reservoir. Once your shave is complete, simply lift the grommets off the hooks, fold them inward, and funnel your clippings into the trash. The Catcher itself is machine-washable.

Dude readers wanting a clean shave Darwins style can get an extra 10% off the Beard Catcher by entering the promo code YESIWANT at checkout. Check it out here.