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Burning Through Cash Table

Amarist Studio and Alejandro Monge hope their cash pyre coffee table will ignite as much discussion as it does 50 Euro bills. The piece is a symbolic reflection on "the volatility of money and its true value," consumerist...

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3D Wolf Crotch Underwear

$19.98 from Amazon »

One of the 3 wolves howling at the moon on my T-shirt decided to break from the pack, and lookee where he ended up. I think this positioning works out better for both of us. He gets some privacy, and I get an accurate...

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Swago Cologne Wipes

$19.99 from SWAGO »

Swago's for the sweaters out there. The sullied men who forgot what happens to their clothes, hair, and skin when they spend too long in a coffee shop, or eat at an Indian restaurant. The smelly, smelly dudes who don't...

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The Briner

$29.95 from Amazon »

Floaters can be good--boats, pizza rafts--and floaters can be bad--poo in the pool, turkey in the brine. The Briner is a 22-quart bucket that pretty much looks like any other 22-quart bucket, except that it secures food...

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Piqapoo Self-Collecting Poop Bag

$29 - $35 from Piqapoo »

On the one hand, clipping a Piqapoo self-collecting poop bag to your dog's butt exceeds injury cone and Chia Pet costume levels of shaming him. But on the other hand, you've spent the last X years following him around...

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Big Squeeze Tube Squeezing Tool

$28 - $32 from Big Squeeze »

The Big Squeeze isn't just some plastic tube pincher and goop nudger. Check out the GIF. The Big Squeeze says it delivers industrial-grade, Wile E. Coyote vs. a Train levels of tube flattening, and tube

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Roll-uh-Bowl Foldable Waterpipe

$31.49 from Roll-uh-Bowl »

Roll-uh-Bowl is your foldable, portable, indestructible bong on the go. A waterpipe for the adventurer, the backwoods trekker, the beach bum, the guy who drops, knocks, and sits on things a lot. Roll-uh-Bowl folds and...

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The Ridge Slim Front Pocket Wallets

$45 - $105 from The Ridge »

Don't let overstuffed, bulging bi-folds infiltrate your pockets! Fight the Costanza Effect! Get on the Ridge! The Ridge slim front pocket wallets highlight 2 EDC must-haves, simplicity and compactness, across a line of...

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Questions for Terrible People

$10.39 from Amazon »

Questions for Terrible People, a group to which I'm 90% sure I belong, contains 250 What If?s, Would you Rather?s, and What Would You Do?s. The book will be a psychological feast for me on the long ass flight I have to...

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Kobi Autonomous Yard Work Robot

$3,999 from Kobi »

Kobi eats snow for breakfast! Kobi mows lawns with the stamina of a gamer sitting down to Gears of War 4 for the first time. Kobi sucks up leaves and spits them out like a piece of sushi that looks delicious on the plate...

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Plan B Edmonton Watch

$150 - $160 from Plan B »

Think back a couple of weeks--that is if, unlike me, your memory still goes that far--to the Plan B Watches you might have seen here. Launched as a Kickstarter project, the Edmonton Watch from Plan B has since clocked...

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Sciabola del Sommelier - Champagne Sabres

$135 from Amazon »

Great. I'm gonna have to start drinking white and pink bubble wine. Because hacking off bottle necks with a Champagne Sabre is the only way my girlfriend's ever going to agree to let me wield a sword around the house....

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The Geek Box Wooden Puzzle

$29.99 from Amazon »

Need a gift for a geek? This one has all the necessary elements--eggheady challenge, fidget-friendly finger work, comes in a gift box, hey, it's even called The Geek Box. A set of 6 wooden puzzles that should be a no-brainer...

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Outbreak! - Epidemics that Terrorized the World

$10.99 from Amazon »

Outbreak!: 50 Tales of Epidemics that Terrorized the World went viral before it even came out. The heinous, vile, terrorizing kind of viral. Like "Friday," except Outbreak!'s viral permeations literally killed millions...

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Kootek Self-Defense Flashlight

$24.98 from Amazon »

Need a knife, a hammer, and a self defense club in a flash? Then you might want to carry Kootek's knife, hammer, and self defense club in a flash...light....

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TMNT Paracord Bracelets

$12.50 from Etsy »

When you're in a bind, dangling from a thread, and could really use some 550-strength paracord to save your hide, there's only on thing to do: call on...heroes in a half shell, Turtle Power!...

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Blockhead Side-Facing Apple Plug

$19.95 from Amazon »

They named it "Blockhead," which is cute & clever because this little module is a literal block that subs in for the existing pronged head of your Apple power adapter. But what the Blockhead accomplishes is definitely...

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Crabs Adjust Humidity Omniclaw Edition

$47.95 from Amazon »

If Cards Against Humanity was the original Cards Against Humanity, then Crabs Adjust Humidity was the original Cards Against Humanity knockoff. Sorry, unofficial expansion. At least they're the first I remember seeing....

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Three Hourglass Alarm Clock

$32.99 from Geek Supply Co. »

Clock face, sand, magnets. No heart rate monitors, REM sleep monitors, or gyroaccelerocircadiometers here. The Three Hourglass Alarm Clock has no complicated tech lingo or tedious functionality--or really anything else...

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Mistaken Lyrics Coasters

$25 - $30 from Amazon »

We've all done it. We've all badgered someone else for doing it. And really, song lyrics misheard, mistaken, and butchered are almost always more fun than what the artists are actually singing anyway....

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Zen Stone Floor Pillows

$39.22 - $273.73 from Amazon »

Get your rocks off as you take a load off with this cushy set of optical illusions. Zen Stone Floor Pillows will add a tranquil, yet quirky kind of visual interest to any room with floor space to fill, and floor lounging...

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11-Foot Teddy Bear

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If you plan to buy an 11-Foot Teddy Bear as a gift for your kid, or gift for your girlfriend this season, I hope you have an 11-Foot closet...or off-site storage facility to hide him in until the big day. Better lock...

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Ramen Hoodie

$18.99 - $22.99 from Amazon »

Eat it or wear it, that's what my grandma used to say. It was meant to be a threat, but now that I see this delightfully loud and obnoxious Ramen Hoodie, I think I would like to retroactively choose the latter. I'll wear...

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Woodstone Natural Wood Watches

$120 - $145 from Woodstone »

Spending the better part of a decade living across the world, from Sydney to Shanghai, California to Istanbul, taught Woodstone Watch creators Enes Ulutas and Fatih Cigdem that, for all the feats of design and tech out...

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POOP: The Game

$10 from Amazon »

Who wants to play another crappy card game? This one looks like POOP before you even open the box. Waka, waka, waka! Yep, I'm a Fozzie Bear-caliber comedian, and this pile of bad poooooons is in honor of POOP: The Game....

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Geek Fuel Mega Pack

$79.99 from Geek Fuel »

Geek Fuel delivers monthly mystery boxes of gaming, comic, cinematic, and pop culture goods tuned to the key of G. Each contains an exclusive Geek Fuel t-shirt, a full downloadable game, the latest issue of Geek Fuel...

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Boulon Blanc Transformable Table

$823 from Boulon Blanc »

It's not Fletcher Capstan levels of cool, but the Boulon Blanc transformable table is a lot more practical, way less expensive, and still clever enough in design and execution to get my stamp of approval (i.e., I'd be...

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The Emojibator

$32 from Emojibator »

Sure it's a staple in Baba Ghanoush, and a common meat substitute for vegetarians, but nothing has done more for the eggplant than the digital world's decision to turn it into an emoji. Except, perhaps, an enterprising...

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Olivers Passage Pant

$148 from Olivers Apparel »

Gandalf may threaten your efforts to cross the Bridge of Khazad-dum with a booming, "You shall not pass!" but at least Olivers will make sure your legs are comfortable and agile in 4-way stretch and lightweight CORDURA...

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StopSleep Driving Alarm

$189 from Amazon »

We can't all buy self-driving car prototypes or Teslas with Autopilot to keep us from veering out of our lanes or "bumping" the median when drowsiness starts winding its way around our consciousness. And even though the...

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Ostrich Rider Costume

$96.34 from Amazon »

Last call for the costume haul! Less than 7 days to pull together your bid for Halloween's scariest / funniest / cleverest / elaboratest. And sexyscariest / sexyfunniest / sexy.... What better to help you round it up...

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Survival Hacks

$11.32 from Amazon »

In addition to Survival Hacks: Over 200 Ways to Use Everyday Items for Wilderness Survival, author Creek Stewart has also written the book series Build the Perfect Bug Out, and served as host of the show Fat Guys in the...

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SteelSeries 9H Gaming Headset

$99 from SteelSeries »

According to Derek Zoolander, serious gamers don't just look the part, they become the part. They feel the game in their soul, they breathe it as their air, and when they're ready, they wear it over their head as the...

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Dirty Neighbors Game

$25 from Amazon »

Dirty Neighbors introduces itself with "This Game Is Not for You," which I think is pretty presumptive because it doesn't even know me yet, and also I got a quick look at one of its cards and saw the word "masturbating"...

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TOPS M4X Punisher Knife

$184.99 from Amazon »

I recommend watching the above video in its entirety. Not only because M4X Punisher demo damsel Kaila* is adorable, but also because she becomes even more adorable after she completes her successful attack on that coconut...

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Outrider Electric Adventure Vehicles

$12,985 - $15,985 from Outrider USA »

Outrider USA's Electric Adventure Vehicles combine the best parts of all stages of my life: the tricycles I loved to ride as a little boy; the powerful engine and all-terrain maneuverability I crave as a strapping 30-something;...

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Sydney Evan Skull Ring

$620 from Sydney Evan »

For ladies with a dark side, and for the men who owe them a mid-range extravagant gift, I present you the elegantly macabre Sydney Evan Skull Ring. Its 14K rose gold band and cranial framework house 2 precious gem eyes...

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CAT Composite Toe Work Sneakers

$79.95 - $154.95 from Amazon »

They might look like standard athletic shoes, but trust me, the Streamline Sneakers are some real CAT kickers. Their low-profile, everyday sneak style is a shroud of illusion, there to ensure family and friends don't...

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Pelamatic Fruit & Vegetable Peeler

$149.99 from Amazon »

The orange on the Pelematic Peel Pro goes 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, the orange on the Pelematic Peel Pro goes 'round and 'round, 'til aaaallll the ughbittergrossblechblechblech white stuff...

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ManBuckets

$42.99 - $89.99 from Amazon »

Mmmm. Munching on some spicy coated peas from my Sir Racha ManBucket to kick off Saturday morning. To be followed immediately, or whenever my girlfriend says it's ready, by a bacon, mushroom & cheddar frittata drizzled...

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Fear the Reaper Inflatable Costume

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The Ghost of Christmas Future heard you're being a Scrooge about dressing up, so he's coming early this year to spook you into the Halloween spirit. Also, he's tired of getting stuck with crappy homemade iced reindeer...

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Aromatic Beer Glasses

$125 from Etsy »

I'm too lazy to climb mountains, but when I see one drowning in a fine Belgian Tripel I'm there like Cheetos dust on fingertips to pick it up and gulp it free....

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ZEI Time- & Task-Tracking Dice

$99 from Timeular »

ZEI time- and task-tracking dice have rolled--Indiana Jones boulder-style--past their $80,000 Kickstarter funding goal and, at 4 days left in the campaign, have collected over $265,000 in pledges. Now what I want to know...

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Light Side / Dark Side Switch Plate Cover

$20 from Amazon »

Forget the moral conundrum, jumping between the Light Side and the Dark Side should be like flipping a switch. Luke's making pumpkin spice muffins? Click. Light's on. The Force is with me. It's pulling me out of bed and...

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Kujira Whale Knives

$35.97 - $44.49 from Amazon »

Did you know whales can cut the cheese too? In fact, I bet they're the sharpest and most powerful cheese cutters on earth. Check it out. You got a sperm whale ready to cut the cheese, a humpback whale ready to cut the...

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PLAISIR des SENS - The Future of Sex Is Here

$33 - $200 from PLAISIR des SENS »

PLAISIR des SENS, a warmed personal lubricant formulated for intensified sexy sensations during intense sexy interactions, describes itself as "The Pleasure Product for the Modern Man." So I figured I better do some research...

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Clever Doormats

$24.99 from Clever Doormats »

Aw man, I think Clever Doormats is sold out of their "This Is Not a Meth Lab" foot wiper o' welcome. No matter. I'm sure Walter and Jesse will enjoy the "Ed McMahon Welcome" mat too. I hear Ed's a very loyal client. How...

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Punderdome: A Card Game for Pun Lovers

$13.53 from Amazon »

All puns, all night long at your next bro night? No, dudes, I'm not playing games with your heart. I'm playing games with this deck of Punderdome cards. Interested, ye linguistic manipulators? Ye nimble thinkers? Ye word...