Bearded Year Transparent Overlay Calendar

$49 from Etsy »

I know we're almost halfway through January, but you still have, like, three hundred sixty...um...forty...like, a lot of days left in 2015 to 1) merit tracking by 2015 calendar and 2) grow a sick Arctic beard. Anna Marinenko's...

SKEYE Nano Drone

$34.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Awww, Mama and Papa Drone made a baby. I wonder how that worked. Gimbal attachments, perhaps? The half-ounce SKEYE Nano Drone is a tiny flying machine primed for airborne stunts and endless photo posts on Facebook. Only...

Firebox 5" Folding Campfire Stove

Sold Out from Amazon »

From minimalist survival treks to broke down cars in the middle of nowhere to the squirrel I took out with my Big Bore blowgun that my mama won't let me cook up in her house, Firebox's 5" Folding Campfire Stove will provide...

DolfinPack Wearable Water Storage

$36.97 from Amazon »

It's a Dolfin rather than a platypus because this water storage backpack for athletes and outdoor adventurers is the first hydration pack made to go underwater. So in addition to supporting the H2O levels of runners...

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Kenyon Indoor/Outdoor City Grill

Giveaway: Kenyon Indoor/Outdoor City Grill

By: Kenyon »

Summertime may be but a glint on the horizon right now, but that doesn't mean your grilling season is out of reach too. Click here and enter to win Kenyon's City Grill, a sleek, virtually smokeless purveyor of toothsome...

American President's Resolute Desk Replica

$7,995 from History Company »

Executives as distinguished and dominating in the business world as I am require a desk that mimics their persona. Grand and imposing, intricate and enamoring, a desk of presidential proportions. As in, one actually used...

Belfie Butt Selfie Stick

By: Belfie »

If you (ladies) are going to take inordinate numbers of photos of your own self, you (ladies) may as well take them of the parts of your body I most enjoy looking at. The Belfie is a forthcoming butt selfie stick. Designed...

Giroptic 360cam

$499 from Giroptic »

French company Giroptic is now selling what it calls World's! First! true 360 HD camera. The easily transported, easily maneuverable, and easily dangle-able 360cam shoots real-time streaming video over WiFi, recorded...

Party Animals Bottle Pourers

$8 from SUCK UK »

I eat grapes from the hands of cherubs and drink wine from the mouths of rhinos. Here's your chance to do the same. Or if stags and cows are more your thing, Suck UK's line of bottle pourers for booze and oils & vinegars...

Mushroom Log Kit

$29.95 from Williams Sonoma »

They won't be magically delicious, but the mushrooms that grow out of these spore-injected logs will be tasty as shiitake. Williams Sonoma's homegrown mushroom kit features a hand-cut hardwood log filled will little fertilized...

Yeti 150 Solar Generator

$184.40 from Amazon »

Sometimes it's kinda cool when the power goes out and you can pretend like you're camping in your own bedroom. Ha! Yeah, that's true for about 10 minutes once every 3 years, and only when it's between 65 and 72 degrees...

Abeego Beeswax Food Storage Wrap

$18 from Amazon »

On top of the fact that plastic is systematically destroying our earth one molecule at a time and stuff, using saran wrap is an enormous pain in the ass. It tears off the roll all jagged and jacked--if it tears off at...

Teeth Whitening Accelerator

$125 from Amazon »

I don't know if it was the Gemini or some other LED teeth whitening accelerator, but I definitely saw one of these raver's mouth contraptions at CES this week. The company had about 10 recliners set up for eager guinea...

Cicret Human Touchscreen Bracelet

By: Cicret »

My new tablet? My bulging, Tom-Cruise-in-The-Last-Samurai forearm. Hey, if they can make a laser-powered virtual keyboard that tracks fingers for real-time typing (and sound effects!) why can't they make a bracelet that...

Private Gym Penis Trainer (NSFW)

$59.99 - $99.99 from Amazon »

It's the one body part P90X neglects. But before you reach for a Viagra to long-and-strongify your johnson, the Private Gym would like its shot at ripping your penis to shr-...uh.... Maybe I'll go with a different idiomatic...

SmartPlane - Smartphone-Controlled RC Plane

$59.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The SmartPlane isn't just crash-proof, it's crash-proof as a one-handed operation. So easy to control you can drive it with your smartphone in the right palm, and continue eating the delicious Chex Muddy Buddies your...

Suitsy Business Suit Onesie

$264.60 from Beta Brand »

Dress Pants Sweatpants are OK for the average day at the office, but what if you have an important meeting with the Japanese investors? Or a big interview? Or your great aunt's funeral? When formality is required, but...

How to Travel the World on $50 a Day

$8.73 from Amazon »

Matt Kepnes has spent years traveling the world on the cheap. For the past 5 or so he's been blogging about it under the name Nomadic Matt, sharing his secrets and tips with other wannabe explorers on a budget. So now...

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Curvit Shower Space Expander

$23.94 from Amazon »

Curvit is a clip system that holds shower curtains in a concave position, thereby increasing shower space by up to 50%. It's a simple, inexpensive, and discreet solution that arrives pre-assembled and installs in 3 steps...

X8+ Premier Power Drone

$1,300 from DudeIWantThat.com »

3D Robotics drones on with the X8+, a self-described Power Drone that's not only ready-to-fly and follow-me compatible, but also the Magnus Samuelsson of quadcopters with its 800-gram lifting capacity. That means the...

A Gronking to Remember

$7.19 from Amazon »

A Gronking to Remember, or as the late mayor of Boston, Tom Menino would call it, A Gonking to Remember is the first! in the Rob Gronkowski erotica series. E L James move over. And for that matter, Twain, Hemmingway...

Onyx Wearable Team Communication Device

$99 from OnBeep »

So...if I had used OnBeep's Onyx video as the source for my initial introduction to the walkie talkie-esque, but app-based group communication devices, I probably would have just thrown up on my keyboard and shown you...

Mint - Breath Quality & Hydration Detector

$89 - $99 from indiegogo »

Breathometer's first foray into the world of oral off-gassing came in the form of a breathalyzer users can plug into their smartphone's audio jack, give a big blow, and get an instant blood alcohol content readout. Now...

Boston Marathon Course-Simulating Treadmill

$3,999 from ProForm »

Training for the Boston Marathon? Or any marathon? Want to replicate an especially rigorous and badass hike you took on your vacation through the Dolmites? The iFit-enabled, Google Maps-charged Boston Marathon 4.0 treadmill...

Montblanc e-Strap - Smartwatch Band

Contemporary conundrum, first world problem, call it what you will, but the outpouring of smartwatches is creating a void on the wrists of those who who still admire and crave the aesthetics of a mechanical watch movement....

Quirky Apple Cord Management Kit

Inventors' site Quirky has a set of funky organizational doohickeys here for your Apple devices. It's cord management mad scientist-style. The 5 accessories included in the kit help keep everything form earbud cords to...

Magnum Mini Bo-Kri Throwing Knife

$18.80 from Amazon »

Professional knife thrower (how do I get that job?) John Bailey has designed this Mini Bo-Kri for Boker. Its overall length is 10-3/4", overall composition is 420J2 stainless steel, and overall aesthetic pretty much the...

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Clean Sense Bidet

Giveaway: Clean Sense Bidet

Popular in Japan, amongst the rich, and now with your own derriere. Enter to win a Clean Sense DIB-1500R Bidet from Bidet.org! A $379 value!...

Pro-Balance Adjustable Weight Knives

$54 - $69 from Lee Valley & Veritas »

Pro-Balance of Hong Kong makes Red Dot Design Award-winning weighted kitchen knives for bodybuilders discerning chefs and other people who cut a lot. Their line of stainless steel knives features a hollow handle design...

Keon V1 Runner's Key Ring

$15 from Shapeways »

It won't give you superpowers, but it will hold your house key. So says David Tsai of his clever 3D-printed brainchild, the Keon V1. It may look like a warped Omega character, but if you're a runner this armed ring could...

Pan DE Pop! Up! Panda Bread Cutter

$12.66 from Amazon »

One discerning observation the Japanese have made is that Americans don't eat enough pandas. And while bureaucratic export regulations and some malarkey about endangered species have prevented them from selling panda...

Lying Down Laptop Stand

This Japanese piece of brilliance, the Super Gorone Desk, is going to do wonders for the angles and positions from which I can watch porn in bed. And the lying down laptop stand looks like it adjusts for seated positions...

The Camping Doughnut

Ooh, a tent that looks like one of those obstacle course tubes I used to crawl through in gym class and the fat kids used to get stuck in crawling through in gym class. The Camping Doughnut, an easily collapsible and...

PIPEMUGs

$49.99 - $59.99 from ZANG! »

Genius evolves again. The Sola e Sola or, as I like to call it, the Coffee & a Smoke Cup was pretty sweet when we saw it in 2012. But ZANG!'s PIPEMUGs know that 2015 calls for more than just a tiny espresso and a stick...

Monsters in America Map

Monsters in America: A Cryptozoological Map of the United States provides descriptions and locations of origin for beasts ranging from the Jersey Devil, Bigfoot, Mothman, and Chupacabra to Shunka Warakin, Caddy, the Honey...

Panorama Bluetooth Speaker

$24.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The Panorama isn't just another portable Bluetooth speaker with a 30' range for streaming calls and music. Well, OK, it sort of is, but it's is also this: available for 77% off its retail price from Dude Exclusives. That's...

Paintball Airow Gun with Infinite Edge Bow

$479.95 from Amazon »

We previously showed you the Airow Gun paintball attachment for bows, but if you're willing to shell out a little extra, this .68 caliber Airow Gun paintball kit will provide the same arsenal-hurling services, with a...

Chocolution Exploration Kits

$39.99 from ThinkGeek »

One swell habit I developed over the holiday season was eating large quantities of food. Particularly those containing bacon and chocolate (usually separately, but sometimes together). So my New Year's Resolution is to...

Peek-a-Boo Baby Maternity Shirts

$22.90 - $29.99 from Etsy »

Happy 2015! Who had a New Year's baby? More importantly, who made a New Year's baby? For the second group, high-fives and peek-a-boo maternity shirts all around! (Or, if this comes as an unfortunate surprise, my condolences...

Soak 'N' Wet Dunk Tank

$239.99 from Amazon »

It's like an inverted Polar Bear Plunge. And the Soak 'N' Wet Dunk Tank would be the perfect way to sober up after New Year's Eve. Also ideal for making your friend Cornelius regret having passed out in your front entry...

Bendy & Sturdy MicroUSB Cables

$13.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Bendy and soft, yet sturdy and resilient. Sounds like the kind of girl I'd sure like to meet tonight. My likely consolation prize: all of those characteristics stuffed into a 3-pack of USB charging cables from PhoneRumble....

Kobayashi Mug

$15.59 from Firebox.com »

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that...he's gone....

Prime Time Watch

$42.95 from Amazon »

Algebra geeks and numbers freaks rejoice: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has divided the clock face and devised a watch just for you. The Prime Time Watch depicts time solely through prime numbers. Where the digits...

Garmin Foretrex Hiking GPS

$169.99 from Amazon »

Not that I really want to go outside at all until June rolls back around, but if in February Bear Grylls were to invite me on a televised trekking adventure like he did Deion Sanders, I would probably get Garmin's Foretrex...

orbiTouch Keyless Keyboard & Mouse

$389 from Amazon »

Now this orbiTouch contraption looks easy to use. It's a keyless keyboard and mouse combination that requires no more effort than forgetting everything you've ever learned about the QWERTY layout and reconditioning yourself...

BowBlade Smartphone Bow Simulator

Get the BowBlade, plus a host of other Dude Exclusives 2014 top sellers, for an additional 5% off their already discounted prices. Use the code DUDE2014 at checkout until 9:00 p.m. ET on December 31, 2014. Visit the Dude...

Champagne Sabre

$150 from Amazon »

Sure, any jackass can sabre open a bottle of Champagne with a kitchen knife. But if I'm going to try that, I may as well just lay my fingers on the sidewalk and chop them off. Save bloodying up my mama's kitchen and wasting...

Volcanic Basalt Fiber Hanging Chairs

$1,918 - $3,517 from Etsy »

Latvian artist Girts Smelters began his volcanic basalt fiber furniture startup about 4 years ago in his country's capitol city of Riga. Today, his wickeresque hanging chairs have found homes everywhere from Google and...

Diamond Skull Rings

$680 - $4,700 from Etsy »

Diamond skull rings for the alternative crowd. For those who want to emphasize the 'Til death do us part part. For all the neurosurgeons and forensic anthropologists out there. Armed with a Metalsmithing degree from the...

Analog Wood Watches

$149.99 from Analog Watch Co. »

Upcycling and eco-friendly practices are fast becoming commonplace in the design world. Sometimes even with results that aren't an abomination to the eye. Like Analog Watch Co.'s wood watches, which, on the contrary...

Garage Beacon Smartphone Door Opener

$69.95 from Garage Beacon »

The Garage Beacon claims to turn your smartphone into an automatic garage door remote. I think this is a pretty good idea. Because I remember driving places with my grandpa when I was boy of 5 or 6. I'd sit in the car...

SoundRacer - Sports Car Engine Effects

$44.99 from SafeWireless »

What childish fool would want to make his Ford Escort sound like a Ferrari 512?...

Gorilla Torch with Wrappable Legs

$26.95 from Amazon »

Huh. A gorilla that looks like an octopus and acts like a koala bear. And by comparison, the new Gorilla Torch 100 is to its predecessor as King Kong is to an eastern lowland silverback: over 50% brighter, significantly...

Philips Sunrise Simulation Alarm Clock

$69.99 from Amazon »

I'll still probably want to Monkey Fist Philips' Wake-up Light to East Jesus when it begins its simulation of the sunrise at 10:30 each morning, but maybe the gradual brightening of my basement lair will remove some of...

Magnetic Wristband

$18 from Amazon »

Magwear has created a Magnetic Wristband for handymen, seamstresses, tinkerers, and people digging lost assembly parts from Christmas morning out of the carpet to use in their maker/builder/cleaner upper pursuits. The...

Akrapovic Full Moon Concept Motorcycle

Akrapovic teamed with Slovenian Dreamachine Motorcycles to design its Full Moon concept bike, a motorcycle that seems to share contemporary pop music's obsession with disproportionately large rear ends....

The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse

$14.37 from Amazon »

In addition to The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse can I get one called The Art of Fighting Indigestion through Christmas Day? From my mama's cinnamon rolls and egg casserole at breakfast to the 6-pack of...

OM/ONE Levitating Bluetooth Speaker

$179.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Note: This deal is for a PRE-ORDER of the OM/ONE levitating Bluetooth speaker. All customers who place their orders by January 7, 2015 will receive their speaker by January 30, 2015....

The Cave Inflatable Tent

$615 from Hemiplanet »

I used to climb on a structure shaped like HEIMPLANET's Cave on the playground when I was kid. The Dome of Death me and Cornelius and Victor called it, on account of our attempts to knock off anyone who tried to use it...

Scented Peanut Butter Blossom Necklace

$27.99 from Perpetual Kid »

Peanut Butter Blossoms. They've been a standard in my mama's Christmas cookie repertoire for as long as I've had enough teeth to eat Christmas cookies. I think that basically makes me an expert on what they're supposed...

Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Phone Case

$26.04 - $35.40 from Red Bubble »

I don't know. My phone acts possessed enough without a Ghostbusters ghost trap encasement. The last thing I need on top of frozen screens, 30-minute battery lives, and misfired text messages sent via my right butt cheek...

6' MFi-Certified iOS Lightning Cable

This lightning cable for charging iOS and Android devices is 6' long. That's great news for the 80% of my city's population that plug their phones into random dusty corner outlets in bars and restaurants and waiting rooms...

World's Largest Box of Nerds Candy

$33.97 from Amazon »

This looks healthy. A little grand finale to the Christmas ham and candied yams? (And apple pie, fudge, half a dozen of those Corn Flake cookies dyed green and shaped like wreaths....) The World's Largest Box of Nerds...

The Knockout Beer/Water/Gravity Bong

$30 from The Knockout »

I used to prefer my knockouts served as Fireball shots and right hooks, but this Knockout, a new twist on the beer bong, might leave those standards unconscious and bleeding from the ear on the floor. Designed for attachment...

PowerCube Outlet Expander

$17.95 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The PowerCube is like a power strip, without the ugly, space-consuming strip part. It also adds a pair of USB ports to its trio of 3-prongs. The compact, inconspicuous outlet expander was designed so that inserted plugs...

MudBlade Shoe Scraper

$9.75 from Unikia »

Sure you could use a knife to clean the caked dirt and gunk out of the crevices of your shoes. You could also use a knife to clean the caked dirt and gunk out from under your fingernails. But it's probably not the best...