Hammaka Trailer Hitch Stand

$129.99 from Amazon »

It's not just a trailer hitch-amabob, it's an investment in relaxation. To make good use of a Hammaka Trailer Hitch Stand purchase you'll also need a couple of those hammock hanging chairs (Hammakas themselves, if you're...

Beeracuda Over-the-Shoulder Beer Holder

$19.95 from Amazon »

Sweeeeet! With the Beeracuda I can carry a 6-pack of Yuengling over my shoulder so my hands are free to carry a 12-pack of Bud Light Lime! This insulated beer sling from Burton keeps 5 cans of your favorite brew (or sodie)...

Automatic Toothpaste Dispenser & Holder

$9.99 from Amazon »

It's not that I'm lazy (well, I am, but that's not why I want an automatic toothpaste dispenser) it's that no matter how diligent I am my toothpaste always devolves into a lumpy tube of wasted product with nasty, gummy...

Survivor Rugged Backup Battery

$49.99 from Griffin Technology »

This backup battery took its cue from Beyonce and became a Survivor. Tested to Military Standard 810G and carrying an IP66 water resistance rating, even if you drop, dirty, or douse this charger in the rain, it's not...

Meat Shredding Claws

$14.95 from Amazon »

Second only to my teeth--and probably preferred by the other people at the BBQ--these Claws from OXO shred meat with quickness, efficiency, and panache. Well, as much panache as a eagle's talons or a coupla garden rakes...

Naiad Lawn Watering Robot

Blake Johnson developed the Naiad Lawn Watering Robot concept in 2009, when he was an industrial design student asked to "Identify a problem in yard care and design a product to solve the problem." In his research Johnson...

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Yomo Simple Sushi Maker

$69.99 from Amazon »

People always talk about sushi making as this formidable, elusive craft that many have tried, but all but the most elite and Jiro-Ono-blessed have failed to execute well. And while I basically agree with this assessment...

Geizeer Ice Cube Air Conditioner

$97 - $108 from Geizeer »

Make that "Geizeer Super Cheap and Eco-Friendly Ice Cube Air Conditioner." (And it's actually pronounced "Guy-zer," not "Gee-zer," even though in my head it will always be the latter.) At an operational cost of less than...

Filzer Buckster Bow Saw

$39.99 from Amazon »

While in the photo above Filzer's Buckster Bow Saw looks like a jagged-bottomed volleyball net, or an upside down shopping cart, or some cumbersome, complex contraption, check out photo #2. A simple, cylindrical tube...

AtmosRX Dry Herb & Oil Vaporizer

$59.99 from AtmosRx »

It seems like vaporizers are heading towards fitness tracker levels of popularity. And just as the former have encouraged tons of people to work out and get in shape, here's hoping the latter convince them to smoke weed...

Milk & Cookies Shots

Now that the Cookie Monster has had his fling with Siri, maybe he can engage the services of Alexa to order him a dozen...or 8 dozen...of Dirty Cookie's Milk & Cookie Shots. I can't wait to see what he gets up to while...

Floaty Pants Hands-Free Flotation Device

$44.99 from Amazon »

It's the 4th of June. You know what that means: time to start ampin' up for the 4th of July! And the rest of the summer swimming, floating, and partying season for that matter. How's about some Floaty Pants to give your...

Star-Shaped Fruit & Veggie Grow Molds

Sold Out from Amazon »

Be the star of the party. Show your patriotism on the 4th of July. Use these molds to grow some lemons and give yourself the gold star you never got from your teachers. (How's that for making lemonade, Mrs. Carlson?)...

LandShark Pound-In Landscape Edging

$12.97 - $17.97 from Amazon »

Obviously I know nothing about gardening or landscape designs...or doing anything with care and precision, really--but I do know that I like the look of this toothy edging. I also like that they use the words "LandShark"...

Wake 'n' Bake Coffee Mug

$49.95 from Amazon »

There are a ton of these wake 'n' bake mugs out there, but I went with the delightful navy blue one you see here because its marketing is genius. Coffee or tea alongside my morning tokes? Pssshhh, F that. Fill that pipe...

The Fortress Luxury Safe

$128,800 from Doettling »

I sure hope German safe manufacturer Doettling's Fortress lives up to its "safest luxury safe in the world" claims because there's no way any owner of one is going to be able to keep it hidden, discreet, or installed...

Pickle Juice Sport Drink

$23.99 from Amazon »

Don't worry. No cucumbers are harmed in the making of Pickle Juice. This briny sports drink is simply packed with pickling ingredients and flavors, plus a few other functional vitamins and minerals, that its creators...

A Hole Paperweight

Happy Father's Day, old man. Remember all those times you told me how when you found out Mom was pregnant with me you said you needed another kid like you needed a hole in the head? And then after I was born, and as I...

Everyday Carry: Carbon Fiber Edition

Realtree Camouflage Floating Island

$120.87 from Amazon »

Don't just commune with nature, blend in with it nestled inside this Realtree camouflage-printed floating island. At least until you, the 3 buddies you've got next to you, and the case of beer and MEGABOOM speaker you've...

Q*Bert Desk Organizer

Oh @!#?@! Where'd I put my pen? Did I lose those scissors again? Dave Delisle, whose THOR Hammer Tool Kit you just saw here, has also birthed this Q*Bert Desk Organizer brainchild....

AOZORA Mini Coffee Press

$19.87 from Amazon »

Your newest piece of EDC? A whole coffee maker. Don't sweat it, though, because this one from AOZORA is tiny. Small enough to slip in your pocket. Or latch onto your backpack. At only 6-1/2" long, the miniature coffee...

Sao Paulo Watch

$59.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The 2016 Olympics may be in Rio, but you can still have the time of your life in Sao Paulo this summer. You don't even have to go to Brazil (or leave your couch if you don't want to.) The MOS Sao Paulo watch is up for...

BloodStop Hemostatic Gauze

$14.97 from Amazon »

"I dare you." "Hey dude, watch this." "Wanna try to make some money on YouTube?" These are just a few of the calling cards leading to one's introduction to BloodStop, a hemostatic gauze that adheres to spewing wounds...

The CoolerBelt

$28.99 from Amazon »

The CoolerBelt equals -1 extra bag for the beach or park. -1 extra trip to the car. -1 pair of shorts weighed down by phones, sunscreen, portable speakers, and cans of Pringles. This wraparound organizer Velcro-secures...

Hatching Dragon Candle

$44.09 from Firebox.com »

We've always known that out of the dragon's mouth comes the fire. Now, thanks to a particularly acid-washed, acid-tongued Mother, we also know it's possible that out of the fire's mouth come the dragons. So here's a candle...

Motion-Activated LED Toilet Light

$11.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Green means go, and red means go if you have a willy. This motion-activated toilet night light glows its green LED when you shuffle your way into a dark bathroom with the toilet seat down, and its red one when the seat...

The JerkShirt (NSFW)

Now don't take NSFW the wrong way. The JerkShirt was indeed created primarily for the office (and secondarily for the dinner table). But I would caution against watching the video, illuminating as it may be, within eye-...

SilentKeys - The Go-Incognito Keyboard

$143 - $188 from Silent Keys »

SilentKeys launched its Kickstarter campaign today, seeking your funding for your privacy. This plug 'n' play USB keyboard connects to any computer and turns all key strokes and actions you complete while using it incognito....

Whole Pizza Pool Float

$229.51 from Amazon »

I'm hard pressed to spend more than $11.99 on a pizza anymore, but I guess I could make an exception for a pie that's 10 times bigger than the ones I normally order. At least it still comes with free delivery....

Indoor/Outdoor Wi-Fi Enabled Ceiling Fan

$475 from Amazon »

A heavy breeze with a side of efficiency. The Haiku L Series ceiling fan suits seekers of airflow indoors and out, as well as both the remote control faithfuls and the app-happy who can't put their smartphones down for...

Lolo Lids Covert Beer Koozies

$9.48 - $11.49 from Amazon »

Drink your beer on the down Lolo with this lid of subterfuge. Disguised as a to-go coffee lid, the Lolo fits over a can of beer, which then slides into most any large paper coffee cup to form a covert koozie. Sneaky...

Fleshlight's Sleeve Warmer (NSFW)

$29.95 from Amazon »

Wait, so there's an alternative to just blowing in it first? This cutting-edge piece of technology from Fleshlight may look like a sex toy for your girlfriend, but it's actually a pleasure enhancement tool for you. The...

Senor Shaker the Margarita Maker

$19.95 from Amazon »

It's The Most Interesting Shaker in the World! Senor Shaker the Margarita Maker will be there for you like a brother. To liven your parties, charm your guests, and of course mix up the best 22 ounces of tequila juice...

THOR Hammer Tool Kit

Utilitarian cosplay. How many occasions do you have to use those two words together in a sentence? (And can you say them 5 times fast?) Ever since I got the ix-nay on wearing my "formal and "functional" Mongol armor suit...

Otto Dental Floss Dispenser

$14.99 from Amazon »

According to Alessi, the Italian Factory of Design, "Rondo, Otto and Sden belong to a burgeoning family of bright characters in thermoplastic creatures aiming to bring some fun to dental hygiene for children (and adults...

The Groundfridge

Bomb shelter? Underground fort? Not really. But Dutch designer Floris Schoonderbeek's Groundfridge is big enough for me to pop a squat inside and go all Jabba the Hutt chowing down on the 1,100 pounds food and drink she...

MicFlip Fully-Reversible Micro USB Cable

$13.99 from WinnerGear »

Can I get a MicFlip 2...sided? Rather than twisting and fumbling and warping the metal edging of your micro USB cable during plug-in, grab a MicFlip and let the world's first reversible micro USB cable slide into your...

The Most Beautiful Composter in the World

$169.99 - $229.99 from Amazon »

Yes, that's right. The Most Beautiful Composter in the World! Envirocycle's all-in-one outdoor composting system won the title in a down-and-dirty competition, with unanimous votes from judges Mary Mary Quite Contrary...

6-Key Swivel Wallet

Michael Rahban Designs has a fine-looking solution for anyone whose problems are dangling and jangling. The 6-Key Swivel Wallet condenses and quiets your keys inside a sleek CNC-machined anodized aluminum case no bigger...

Do Your Park Magnets

$14.99 from Amazon »

We've seen the mostly innocuous You Suck at Parking business cards. And also the more permanent, and thereby more controversial, I Park Like an Idiot bumper stickers. Here we have a midpoint between the two: a-hole parking...

Watermelon Ball Swimming Pool Game

$27.99 from Amazon »

What we have here is a Watermelon Ball, star of the beloved pool game Watermelon Ball. Made with a durable vinyl membrane, it fills with water such that it looks, feels, and floats like a watermelon, thereby enabling...

Iyashi Octopus Sucker Massager

Hmmm, what do you think, is that picture Photoshopped? And if it isn't would you consider having a pinky-sized chunk of your cheek Stretch Armstrong-ed a foot away from your face: 1) relaxing; and 2) $81 well spent?...

TREKZ Titanium Bone Conduction Headphones

$129.95 from Amazon »

Running with earbuds sucks mostly because it means I'm running, and running is hard and unpleasant. But it also sucks because as I sweat my earbuds either start slipping out of my ears, or they stay in place and trap...

Fire Extinguisher Booze Shaker & Dispenser

Sold Out from Amazon »

Oh Happy Father's Day, Frankie's graduation, and 4th of July all rolled into one! Party-ready, sure, but who'd-a thunk a fire extinguisher could also be so versatile?...

Luscious Lips Pool Float

$69.99 from Amazon »

Ahhhh, imagine all the things lips that large and luscious could do to you....

Mesh Multi-Tool Card & Wallet

$58.99 from Studio Silo »

"Mesh" is great word. I like the way it sounds. I like the way it feels to say. Mesh, mesh, mesh. It's right up there with "galoshes" and "insatiable." I guess I just like the sh phoneme. And speaking of sh, let's everyone...

Pakayak - Packable Kayak

You won't be able to glide through the salty sea in a Pakayak this summer, but you should at least be able to pledge your loyalty to what the company is calling the world's first nesting kayak. The Pakayak's Kickstarter...

Savage Supply Co. Leo Bag

Guess what lucky SOB just scored one of Savage Supply Co.'s new Leo bag? That's right. This guy. You can turn the thumbs that are currently pointing at me around to yourself though. The handcrafted Leo canvas and full-grain...