The Harry Potter Dementor Replica with LED Lighting is here to hang from your porch ceiling or a tree in the front yard, and haunt the F out of every child, UPS driver, and squirrel that passes it between now and Halloween...

Your lady's redecorating the patio? Wants to add some chairs to the front porch? Colorado Ski Chairs has the perfect Adirondack chairs to fit any vibe she's going for. And give you some XXL jollies. And make you both...

I've never tried grilled bear, grilled horse, grilled wolf, grilled bull, or grilled ram, nor do I want to. But I would be amenable to trying a ram grill, bull grill, wolf grill, horse grill, or bear grill (not to be...

D'oh! Why didn't I think of reusable toilet paper for my April Fool's Day joke product this year? That's hilarious! And OMG gross! And...totally real?!...

HODINKEE isn't trying to HOODWINKEE you: standout Belgian watch brand Ressence has developed the Type 1 Slim HOD wristwatch in a very limited edition of 20; with a super-streamlined case stemming from their original Type...

While cutting cable ties is certainly on my list of Funnest Things To Do in Life - especially if they're wrapped around something fragile like glass that could potentially shatter in my face during my cutting efforts...

I always thought the brains were the tastiest part of the human head, but Dash's Mini Skull Waffle Maker has me reconsidering. I'd definitely eat that cranium...

How many steps does it take to dull a knife? No clue, but with Smith's 2-Step Knife Sharpener, I know exactly how many it takes to sharpen one. The same number as Lynryd Skynyrd needs the mister to give him towards the...

I think the primary reason I would need a jar of Pinch Me Aromatherapy & Anti-Stress Dough is to calm back down after seeing how much Pinch Me Aromatherapy & Anti-Stress Dough costs. Isn't this just smelly Silly Putty...

Who's in the market for an XXXXXL condom...for your entire upper body? The ShieldPod is a "wearable protective barrier" from Under the Weather, who have appeared to pivot their line of sit-down wearable rain and bug shields...

To everything turn, turn, turn. And by "everything" I mean tight driveways, and by "turn, turn, turn" I mean up to 360 degrees into and out of them, courtesy of Driveway Turntables. A genius, no joke, no exaggeration...

Sleeping Animal Pots? That's generous. More like Elephants, Giraffes, Rhinos, Ostriches, and Hippos That Got Into Some Rotting Marula Fruit Pots. AKA Drunk Animal Pots. Cute nonetheless, especially if you've seen the...

Know what the iroha Ukidama Take Vibrator & Bath Light kinda looks like? An egg. More specifically, a Tenga Easy Beat Egg...for the ladies. With a few modifications to double the pleasure and fun for the female anatomy...

Welcome to Edition 107 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

The Mobile Pixels Duex Plus Portable Monitor is the latest offering in Duex's line of versatile monitor attachments. I previously wrote about the Duex Trio, and the Plus brings most of the same benefits, but in a slightly...

I know. No one who's in...pretty much the whole world wants to think about an outdoor heater, or adding heat to anything right now. And even though the Alpine Tabletop Heater is a mini version of the standard patio fixture...

Why give tens of millions of dollars to the Baby Beezus or Branson, MO to go on a rocket and spend 2 minutes in space when you can spend $30 on a Cork Rocket Desk Organizer and have somewhere to store your pens and Sharpies...

Nope, the Toshiba Low Carb Rice Cooker isn't a rice cooker for low carb rice. It's even more unbelievable than that: a rice cooker that cooks normal rice into low carb rice. Impossible! you say. (Well, that's what I said...

I don't know when Cooler Master is going to release their Orb X, a motorized, multi-purpose, immersive gaming and work, but probably mostly gaming, station. Maybe when the spaceships arrive from the future, or Han Solo...

They say it's a nondescript "4' inflatable zombie baby," but I'm pretty sure it's Petyr from What We Do in the Shadows. Or maybe The Master from Buffy. Or maybe the lovechild of them both. Speaking of which, this super...

"Dude, check out my new wireless earbuds." "Dude, where? I see nothing." "Naw, dude, you see Nothing. Nothing ear (1)'s - they're tiny, they're wireless, and they're clear." "Dude, sweet. Why clear?" "Dude...I don't know...

You get an electric toothbrush, your kids get an electric toothbrush, and now, with Rubbermaid's Reveal Power Scrubber, your grout, grill grates, tire rims, tarnished silverware, and tile get an electric toothbrush too!...

Oh the changing whims of beauty! Seems like just yesterday everyone was buying makeup to hide their freckles, and now we have Freckle Pens made specifically to help dot on fake ones. Ladies, I don't know how you keep...