Jolie Filtered Showerhead

$165 Amazon »

Simply replace your existing showerhead with the Jolie Filtered Showerhead, and begin your transformation into Angelina! In just 20 to 25 scrub-a-dubs under the nozzle's DNA-altering filter, the Jolie-ification of your...

BlurryMan Mask

$39.99 Vat 19 »

Photoshop yourself IRL with the BlurryMan Mask. (Sorry, ladies, it doesn't appear the worlds of Halloween masks and identity coverups for nefarious purposes - encapsulated here by BlurryMan Mask maker, Vat19 - feel you...

RADARCAN Mosquito Repellent Bracelet

$23.99 Amazon »

At dinner, my Uncle Harry always used to tell me, "Eat what you can, and can what you can't." He thought he was so clever. So now, in speaking of mosquitoes, I say to you, "Eat what you can, and RADARCAN what you can't."...

BetaLock Locking Carabiner

$30 Matador »

If you carabiner 'bout your stuff, you BetaLock it up. The BetaLock is a locking carabiner that combines two valued members of your EDC and travel kits into one. Made by Matador, a company that recently won my heart with...

Scooby-Doo Inflatable Halloween Costume

$71.65 Amazon »

While this Scooby-Doo Inflatable looks incredible as a Halloween costume, it does come with one major Ruh Roh! How you gonna munch on your Twix, Snickers, Jell-O shots, Mike Bites, and other seasonal Scooby snacks locked...

Spider Web Light Up Doormat

$33 - $59 Pottery Barn »

I'll welcome only those with webbed feet into my home this Halloween. Feet, that is, that have been wiped clean on my Spider Web Light Up Doormat...

TENTSFORMER Bushcraft Poncho & Shelter

Sold Out Amazon »

Bushcrafters do it snail-style with the TENTSFORMER. No, not slow. Nope, not slimy either. With this combination poncho and tent from OneTigris, bushcrafters - and plain ol' backpackers too - can carry their house on...

The Pocket Pillow

$11.99 Amazon »

Hand strain. Neck strain. Spinal discomfort. Laziness. The Pocket Pillow solves at least one problem we all experience trying to use or watch streaming content on our phones and tablets on the couch or in bed...

Doorricade Door Security Bar

$98.95 Amazon »

Dooricade: for your front door. For your back door. For your bedroom door. For your bathroom door. It's a door security bar for anywhere you are that you want those on the other side to know You! Shall! Not! Pass!...

E200: What Is This Thing?

$11.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 200 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Gosun Elcat Solar Electric Boat

$7,950 - $12,750 GoSun »

Gosun shoots for the moon with their Elcat Solar Electric Boat. Created with a focus on clean energy products for the outdoors, Gosun started out small. Solar ovens. Portable solar panels. Electric coolers. But in the...

Melting Rugs

$121 - $156.75 Etsy »

These Melting Rugs are affordable tributes to (i.e., cheap copies of?) Azerbaijani visual artist Faig Ahmed's original surreal designs. The funky runners come in a variety of colorways and sizes, including custom requests...

Banana Leaf Silicone Lid for Food Storage & Cooking

$24.30 - $32.99 Amazon »

This silicone lid for food storage and cooking isn't bananas. It's banana leafs! ... Fine, grammar police (aka Mama), banana leaves...

AirFly Wireless Transmitters with Audio Sharing

$79.95 - $108.58 Amazon »

The AirFly series of wireless transmitters from Twelve South converts any type of audio jack into a Bluetooth connection point for AirPods, noise cancelling headphones, or other wireless listening devices. AirFly Duo...

Kibosh Emergency Pipe Repair Tool

$34.49 Amazon »

Leaks are never, ever a good thing. Well, unless they're coming out of your pee hole and entering into an appropriate receptacle, bringing you great relief. But otherwise, nyet. Leaking roofs, Leaking oil pans, leaking...

Gogglesoc Microfiber Protective Ski Goggle Cover

$14.95 Amazon »

Gogglesoc. Now I'm neither skier nor snowboarder, but I find it hard to believe the product itself - a microfiber protective goggle cover - can compete with its name. They called it Gogglesoc, dudes. That's right up there...

Tekto A5 Spry Automatic Knife

$249.99 Tekto »

Tekto's new A5 Spry shows its spryness in more ways than just the lickety split deployment of its automatic blade. The knife also comes in your choice of Dagger, Drop Point, or Tanto styles, all made with S35VN steel...

Tri-Pi Polish Lavvu / Shelter Building Tool

$33.24 - $34.57 Etsy »

A Polish lavvu is a makeshift, temporary shelter built on-site, and originally used by the Sami people of the way up north parts of Northern Europe. The Tri-Pi is a sort of Polish lavvu starter kit, a 1.6-ounce, 3D-printed...

E199: What Is This Thing?

$89.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 199 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

gammaCore Sapphire Non-Invasive Headache Relief Device

Headaches are often the result of one of two things: 1) that vampire girl Dakota Fanning played in Twilight looking at you and hissing, "Pain!"; or 2) the vagus nerve, the longest cranial nerve in your body, sending pain...

Cue the jingle, because I've got a Meow Mix of delights here for you. Meow-meow-meow-meow / meow-meow-meow-meow / meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow. That's 16 meows of the cat food commercial classic to represent the 16 meow-ty fine cat gifts for 2023 I've got for you here...

Delta Faucet HydroRain 2-in-1 Shower Head

$122.04 - $344.96 Amazon »

Make it rain, Delta Faucet! ... I'll even provide the cash you need to do it, because the rain I'm talking about isn't coming from a cash cannon, but the 2-in-1 shower head of Delta Faucet's HydroRain...

These are 16 of the most paw-pular dog gifts for 2023 according to me. A dude who doesn't own a dog. But having been called a dog myself in the past, along with other canine-related terms, such as "butt sniffer," "drool machine," "lucky dog," and even "good boy," I think I'm more than qualified to...

Penis Charcuterie Board

$39.99 Amazon »

No one will be able to beat your meat, or resist your cheese, or help but grab your berries, when you arrange them atop the Penis Charcuterie Board. It's the best reference to genitalia I've seen in a serving tray since...