Stormtrooper Bookends

$68.76 Amazon »

I mean, are Stormtroopers gonna be any better as bookends than they are as sharp shooters? Seems like you'd rather have someone with The Force on their side, like Yoda or Luke, or at least some legit literal force, like...

Bird Flippin' the Bird - Middle Finger Chicken Arms

$7.43 Etsy »

As raising chickens grows in popularity throughout urban / suburban communities, so too does buying your chickens their own gear and accessories. A dapper chicken harness. 3D printed chicken arms. And now, 3D printed...

January was a good month for breathing PCs, yoga pants sex, and your worst fears. So, yeah, same ol', same ol' in the product department around here. Enjoy my roundup of Dude's must see products for January 2022...

ECO-ST Pet & Eco-Friendly Starfish Extract Ice Melt

$22 - $55 Amazon »

I can't say no starfish were harmed in the making of ECO-ST, a pet and eco-friendly ice melt made from starfish extract. But I can say - and this is news to me - the de-icer uses starfish bio-waste for good reason: in...

MONOLITH Tent & Hanging Shelter

$960 EXOD »

Be the pillar of your next camping trip with the MONOLITH tent and hanging shelter. Especially if you prefer to sleep alone, or no one wants to share with you after you become Snorey McSnorerson from some expedition whiskey...

Fire Dept. Coffee

If you're skeptical about how much firefighters know about coffee, at least consider how much they know about staying awake. Fire Dept. Coffee is a bean brand developed and produced by active and retired firefighters...

Ice Cream Cone Wall Sconce

$74.95 Amazon »

I scream, you scream, we all scream...because it's dark in here! Light up that Ice Cream Cone Wall Sconce, will you?...

Heart-Shaped Dual Butane & USB Lighter

Sold Out Amazon »

You're in my heart, you're in my soul / you light my fires, and my fat bowls... This heart-shaped lighter may come with a bit of cheese and schmoopiness, but given that it's time to buy your Valentine's Day gifts: 1)...

Who never wants to sleep again? These bedding sets depicting some of our worst fears and phobias are here to make it happen! Think of them as dreams nightmares come true...

ATOLL Induction Cooking & Dining Table

Invite some friends over, seat them at your beautiful ATOLL dining table, and then...make them cook their own damn dinner. Now that's the kind of entertaining I'm talkin' about...

Knife Display Case & EDC Organizer

$109.99 Amazon »

Ladies who gave their dudes a bouquet of pocket knives and tools last Valentine's Day, how about a knife display case and EDC organizer for storing and showing them off this year? Made by Holme & Hadfield, this valet...

E131: What Is This Thing?

$8.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 131 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Artemis Design Co. Kilim Turkish Rug Loafers

$268 - $288 Artemis Design Co. »

No doubt Artemis Design Co.'s Kilim Turkish Rug Loafers are breathtaking. ... I'm just trying to figure out if I mean that in a good way or a bad way...

Seligo Bean-to-Cube Unrefined Dark Chocolate Cubes

$27.90 Amazon »

Seligo Dark Chocolate Cubes aim to be as poppable as M&Ms, without all the corn syrup and Red Dye No. whatever. In fact, Seligo calls their chocolate "bean to cube" (a play on "bean to bar" and, presumably, "farm to table")...

Purrble - Calming Toy with Heartbeat & Purr

$59.99 Amazon »

Purrbles are plushies with a dynamic heartbeat and soothing purr, designed to teach children empathy, and help people of all ages fight stress and achieve calm. Question: what happens if you get the little furballs wet...

Topo Trail Maps - Custom Trail Topography Art

$495 - $3,995 Topo Trail Maps »

Memories of the most beautiful, challenging, momentous trail you've ever traveled become a custom, 3D work of art, courtesy of Topo Trail Maps. Out of his studio in Oregon, Trevor Crosta handmakes every Topo Trail Map...

Star Wars The Black Series Boba Fett in Prototype Armor

$32.68 Amazon »

What happened to poor Boba Fett? It looks like some jealous Stormtrooper whitewashed him in Photoshop. I don't know if I can condone this action figure, even if it does represent the Star Wars franchise's initial vision...

Life: it's a whole mood. Which is to say it's a mashup of all the moods. Here, I've picked out 20 of them, and paired them with a gift, a product that either exemplifies the mood and the feelings that come with it, or a product that endeavors to change a bad mood, help make it better. Maybe you know...

Willy the Worm Water Sensor for Houseplants

When I hear the name "Willy the Worm," and think of what Willy the Worm might be used for, "water sensor for houseplants" isn't the first thing that comes to mind. Or the second. Those would be: 1) a tool to help you...

Glove80 Ergonomic Keyboard

$310 MoErgo »

This keyboard is begging for a high-five. And not just because the Glove80 is a keyboard split in two, and contoured to look roughly like a left and right hand (OK, left and right mitt) that will end up giving you some...

JoGo Portable Coffee & Tea Brewing Straw

$29.95 Amazon »

To call the JoGo a portable coffee & tea brewing straw is a bit of a misnomer. At least the way I initially read it, which was the way that made me think this 7.8" x 0.5" stainless steel straw had some sort of coffee...

Denture Screw & Drill Bit Holder

$49.69 - $69.71 Etsy »

Take a gnashing bite out of your next repair or DIY project with the Denture Screw & Drill Bit Holder, an equal parts clever and disturbing 3D print from Etsy vendor MacGyver Dood...

Glacial Shower Ice Cold Water Shower Head

Discontinued

Ice cold. Chilling. A slap in the face. Wim Hof. The Glacial Shower, a shower head that holds a block of ice and shoots out a near-freezing stream of water, is all of those things in the good way...and the bad...

Star Wars Death Star Maze

According to maker Paladone, the Star Wars Death Star Maze lets puzzle solvers "follow in the footsteps of Luke, Leia and Han Solo by defeating the mighty super-weapon." And if you fail? Guess you'll still be stuck inside...