Geometric Cake Molds

$43 - $80 from Dinara Kasko »

Just the silicone mold, not the cake. Sorry. Elbow grease and above-average baking skills required to hover your fork and knife over one of Dinara Kasko's geometric masterpieces...

Kinkajou Bottle Cutting & Candle Making Kit

Kinkajou. The word sounds like it applies to a precocious, yet cuddly, mammalian sidekick that sits on your shoulder and surreptitiously swipes peoples' two-bite brownies and tubes of lip gloss during walks through the...

YETI Tundra Haul Cooler

$399.99 from Amazon »

YETI is trying to drum up the fanfare for their new Tundra Haul Cooler, which they exalt as the company's First! Ever! to incorporate wheels. But all that does is make me wonder: why the slipped disc in my back didn't...

DanForce G1 Pro Modular Flashlight

$79 - $84 from DanForce »

Light when, how, and where you want it. DanForce's G1 Pro is a slick modular flashlight the company calls a world's first. Not content to stop at its 1080 lumens of CREE LED lighting, this torch shines itself even brighter...

Tatanka Custom Handmade Kitchen Knife Set

$1,375 from Etsy »

If you're buying these Tatanka Custom Kitchen Knives as a gift, I hope their recipient appreciates the effort and skill knife maker Tom Nelson is going to put into collaborating with you, and handcrafting a set of culinary...

Happy Half Pint Glass

$12.71 from Amazon »

The Happy Half Pint Glass is the perfect gift for the beer lover...the beer lover who maybe loves beer a little too much. Who maybe needs to cut back a little. Say, by half...

3D Fireworks Light Bulbs

$11.99 - $14.99 from Amazon »

Halloween, Christmas, New Year's, the 4th of July, birthday parties, Netflix & chill...these 3D fireworks light bulbs would make delightful decor for pretty much every holiday and special occasion...

Recycled Firefighter The Chief Everyday Carry Backpack

$149 from Amazon »

What happens to all the American fire hose, combat boot leather, and firefighter bunker gear that has served its duty and been decommissioned? It gets sent to your wallets, your notebooks, and your Chief everyday carry...

EEZ-Y Inverted Umbrella

$22.95 from Amazon »

With their Inverted Umbrella EEZ-Y has managed to make the first umbrella turned inside out I don't want to throw on the ground and stomp on because it's turned inside out. And in fact, when this double-sided rain shield's...

Smooth Move Tea

$10.83 from Amazon »

Eating that 28-ounce porterhouse with a bloomin' onion side: not a smooth move. Drinking an all-natural herbal tea with natural laxative properties for relief: Smooth Move...

Door Bull Door Barricade Security Device

$59.49 from Amazon »

The Door Bull adds an additional layer of security to your home, reinforcing locked doors at their frame, and creating a barricade much stronger than your lock and bolt alone. Installed on either side of an inward-opening...

Aftercourse Post-Sex Wipes

$15.95 from Amazon »

Oh boy, a pocket-sized crotch shower! Aftercourse Wipes are post-sex wet wipes designed specifically to clean up sensitive areas of your body that have just bumped and grinded with sensitive areas of someone else's. Or...

BAGOBAGO Backpack Chair

$112 from Amazon »

BAGOBAGO makes this commuter and travel backpack with a super sweet chair(y) on top. The bag has a built-in stool that folds out of its interior, and locks in place over a stable frame strong enough to hold 285 pounds...

MecArmy Titanium Tactical Ring with Tritium Glow Bars

$55.90 - $69.90 from MecArmy »

MecArmy has made a formidable Titanium Tactical Ring for dudes. In addition to its industrial, and sort of intimidating, design, the ring make the perfect gift for a man who enjoys the intense glow of tritium, the satisfying...

Han Solo in Carbonite Inflatable Costume

$82.99 from Amazon »

Find out exactly what it feels like to be carbon-frozen this Halloween with a Han Solo in Carbonite inflatable costume. Here's hoping the costume's 100% nylon construction will place you in the same type of non-lethal...

DZR Cycling Sneakers

$49 - $149 from DZR Shoes »

As enjoyable as it is for me to watch commuting cyclists duck walk and click, click, click around the front lobby of my office building with giant bike pedal cleats protruding from the balls of their feet, I'll bet owning...

Uncommon Carry Mini Toothpick Crossbows

$14.99 - $47.99 from Uncommon Carry »

Uncommon Carry's toothpick crossbows take picking your teeth to whole new, exciting, and interactive (!) levels. Or, more likely, serve as the foundations for your next cubicle warfare battle, and the keys to knocking...

Walk The Plank Mouse Trap

$14.27 from Amazon »

Heh, this Walk the Plank Mouse Trap looks like something out of the game Mouse Trap I used to play when I was a kid. Works about the same too: clip the trap over a 5-gallon bucket, and set up ramp. Your choice on ramp...

Star Wars FurReal 16" Interactive Chewbacca

$129.99 from Amazon »

Chewie doesn't look too happy to have been turned into a 16" interactive plush toy for FurReal's Star Wars collaboration. In fact, I might recommend a FurReal Ultimate Co-pilot Chewie to people looking for a gift for...

Quilo 2.0 Smart Air Cooler with True HEPA Air Purifier

$149 - $239 from Quilo »

September 21, 2018 Update: Quilo has decided to cancel funding for the 2.0 smart air cooler in an effort "to demonstrate significant enhancement to the existing product as well as compelling innovation in the new version."...

Victorinox Skipper Pro Swiss Army Knife

$89.99 from Amazon »

Gilligan, little buddy, where was this Victorinox Skipper Pro Swiss Army Knife before we shipwrecked on that damn island? According to Victorinox, "Beautiful, stress-free, ready-for-anything days on the water require...

Handmade Custom Straight Razor Kit

$350 - $550 from Etsy »

I know no one wants to hear about Christmas yet, but if you want to give ShaveSmith's handmade custom straight razor kits as gifts for men this holiday season, better start putting your orders in now. The "handmade" and...

PowerUp X FPV Video Paper Airplane Kit

$104.99 from PowerUp Toys »

Lucky for us, PowerUp still hasn't gotten past the making paper airplanes stage of its life. The PowerUp X FPV follows the company's original electric homemade paper airplane kit (charge it for 20 seconds, fly it for...

Flop Shot Double-Sided Cornhole Golf Game

$169 - $220 from Flop Shot »

Flop Shot is a people pleaser. Self-described as "The Ultimate Corhole Golf Experience," the double-sided game gives friends partying in the backyard and bitter rivals duking it out at the tailgate opportunities to challenge...