Cowboy Hat Engagement Ring Box

$7.58 Amazon »

Wanna be my lil' lady, lil' lady? The Cowboy Hat Engagement Ring Box is for all the ranchers, wild westerners, and southern charmers out there who are done horsin' around, and ready to propose to their partners in true...

Massage Ball Kit

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I never thought I'd eagerly anticipate, and sometimes straight up long for, blue balls until I got me this Massage Ball Kit. The 6-piece set contains tools of various sphere-based shapes, sizes, and materials, each with...

NEBO Glow Tumbler Holder

$29.32 Amazon »

The NEBO Glow Tumbler Holder is here to help you get a grip (on your beer) and show you the way (to the best spot in the woods to pee it all out.) The tumbler accessory fits a range of 30-ounce insulated mugs, adding...

Honda Motocompacto

$995 Honda »

What do you get when you combine a toaster, an external hard drive, and a 1990s Kodak camera? Nothing. But add some wheels, handlebars, and a seat, and voila! You've got Honda's new Motocompacto all-electric scooter!...

Keybrid Key & Keyring in One

$11.25 - $15 Etsy »

The Keybrid is an award-winning nod to organization, minimalism, dang cool design, and people who find themselves fumbling through a keychain the size of a jailer's every time they want to unlock their front door. Scott...

Hexcup Reusable Beer Pong Cups

$14.99 Amazon »

I am featuring this set of Hexcup Reusable Beer Pong Cups in honor of my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power. She-Ra and I are currently enjoying a wee vacation in the great state of Canada, staying in a not-inexpensive Airbnb...

Star Wars Beware the Dark Side Tall Drinking Glass Set

$23.96 Amazon »

Beware the Dark Side? Looks more like Cheers to the Dark Side! to me with this Star Wars Beware the Dark Side Tall Drinking Glass Set. JoyJolt has a whole line of Star Wars glassware, but this highball nod Galactic Empire...

Iron Mando Porcelain Helmet

$750 Discommon »

The Iron Mando Porcelain Helmet is what happens when creative visionaries and skilled artists don't want to get sued by Disney or Marvel. Discommon, the design firm behind the Iron Mando, calls their full-size porcelain...

Retractable Vampire Fangs

$4.95 Amazon »

While these Retractable Vampire Fangs are mighty cool and all, I just don't need them to complete my Nandor the Relentless (aka Nandor De Laurentiis*) costume this Halloween. One of the many, many glorious details in...

Ultra Low Profile Offset Screwdriver Set

$16 Amazon »

Sure does suck when you need to screw, but all the tools you've got to do it with are just too big. Too long. Too high-profile. Am I right, dudes? Am I right, ladies? Am I right, Henry Cavill? So let's all take a moment...

Skeleton in a Skull Bathtub Candle

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Is there some sort of metaphor to be drawn from the Skeleton in a Skull Bathtub Candle? Take a dip in your own mind? Relax with your thoughts? Wade through your memories...and maybe figure out how you died and got cursed...

Funny Car & Truck Unused Buttons Stickers

$7.99 Amazon »

Whenever another driver commits an egregious act on the road that almost kills me, or just really pisses me off, I always envision having a button on my car that shoots darts out from the undercarriage. Darts, of course...

EZ-Nabber Cat Catcher

Me and the EZ-Nabber Cat Catcher have one thing to say to my cat, Zanzibar: yes, my feline friend, naughty kitties who leap at their owners in the midst of pouring a bottle of red wine, knock over all the filled glasses...

Rock Paper Scissors Group Costume

$26.99 Amazon »

You better think long and hard about who wears which roshambo shape in the Rock Paper Scissors Group Costume. I, for one, would not want to be Scissors. And I'd be loath to let any of my single friends, or even the non-single...

Handmade Dragon Scale Tankard

$37.95 Etsy »

This tankard is fire! And kiln-fired! And possibly fire-breathing, if those dragon scales encircling it are any indication. Rowdy Dragon Studio brings Handmade Dragon Scale Tankards from the potter's wheel to your firm...

LG StanbyME Go Briefcase Design Touch Screen

$1,199.99 LG »

This briefcase contains over $1,000 in cash...spent on LG's new StanbyME Go Briefcase Design Touch Screen. Designed for tailgates, camping trips, outdoor movie nights for two, and handcuffing to your wrist, the StanbyME...

Ice Cream Duck Night Light

$19.99 Amazon »

It's an ice cream cone made of Vanilla Duck Butt with Candied Orange Feet. Or! It's a duck on his feet who's buried half his body inside an ice cream cone, because it's obviously easier for him to gobble out the no-chewing-required...

Rugboard Tempered Glass Cutting Board

$14.99 - $19.90 Amazon »

You know I have to say it: the Rugboard will really tie your meals together. ... Or at least encourage your guests to pee on them. While not specifically a nod to The Big Lebowski like The Dude's Rug Cutting Board, no...

Disco Ball Cowboy Hat

$45.99 - $65.70 Etsy »

Saddle up your horse, and gallop straight into Funkytown in a Disco Ball Cowboy Hat from Mystical Mosaics. Maybe challenge the locals to a line dance off while you're there, and Hustle them - with a side of Bus Stop and...

The Seahorse Lounger

Don't get me wrong, The Seahorse Lounger is certainly a design worthy of attention, and possibly placement in your living room. It thrives in both its standout appearance, and creator Andrew Roberts' sustainable approach...

Mug Chomp Self-Adjusting Coaster

$1.80 Cults 3D »

Talk about a killer coaster. Krakdrag developed the most excellent Mug Chomp Self-Adjusting Coaster in the likeness of the Super Mario Bros. Chain Chomp. But rather than doing evil things, such as making you small or...

Eggler Egg Cracker, Peeler & Slicer

$12.95 Dreamfarm »

I'd dig it if the Eggler were a new McDonald's character who steals McMuffins, but I must say, I like it almost as much that the Eggler is actually a new 3-in-1 kitchen tool from Dreamfarm that cracks, peels, and slices...

Minimis Glass Smart HUD Sunglasses

Minimis says when Minimis says to ditch your phone, they mean it. And they're not even trying to be your down-with-technology-self-care, disconnect-for-mental-health woo-woo guru about it. They just made the Minimus Glass...

What is this faucet starter kit? This paw-pular basecamp headache relief? These meow-ty fine solar roller booster fans with a spry pipe and bushcraft security bar? Why, they are all Dude's must see products for August 2023...