Dangling Animal Hanging Hooks

$14.88 Amazon »

While I normally wouldn't trust a monkey to hold my bananas or a cat to hold my houseplant any more than I'd trust a jewel thief to hold my Rolex, I feel like these Monkey and Cat Magic Tension Balance Hangers from Artori...

Lumina Desk Advanced Workstation

If you want a smart workstation with a futuristic look, in-desk display, a full top surface of wireless charging, power outlets galore, and nary a cable in sight, I think you're beginning to see the Lumina. The Lumina...

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Wireless Charge Pad

$55 Amazon »

What a piece of junk! Actually, I have no idea how well this Star Wars Millennium Falcon Wireless Charge Pad works, or how cool (or junky) it looks in person, but that felt like the right line from the film series to...

Transparent Sticky Notes

$4.19 Amazon »

I've been typing for so long now that using a pen to make handwriting makes me feel like I have some sort of palsy in my arm, so I don't think these transparent sticky notes are for the likes of me. Or, for that matter...

Magnetdabbles Dual-Tip Magnetic Pens & Fidget Toys

$20 - $49 Magnetdabbles »

Magnetdabbles is for dudes and ladies and kiddos who dabble in many different disciplines, but mostly those involving drawing, doodling, fidgeting, and being mesmerized by magnets. And don't think in choosing their demographic...

Nail Clippers with Magnifying Glass

$11.99 Amazon »

These nail clippers with a magnifying glass built in are marketed for the elderly, but I think they would be good gifts for anyone who can't see that well, but refuses to wear glasses or contacts. Such as, for example...

Fowling - Portable Football Bowling Game

$199.99 Amazon »

Fowling is pronounced like "foal" not "fowl," but it's not fooling anyone into thinking the majority of gameplay is going to consist of the latter. In both iterations of the homophone. Combining football and bowling into...

E157: What Is This Thing?

$9.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 157 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

GRILLBLAZER GrillGun Grill Torch & Lighter

$179.99 Amazon »

Blaze a trail of flame-grilled burgers with GRILLBLAZER's GrillGun, a torch and lighter for charcoal grills, chimney starters, backyard fireplaces, and even campfires. The GrillGun is portable and, according to GRILLBLAZER...

Jumbo Digital Wall Clock

$229 Amazon »

Bring the basketball court or boxing ring to your home...without actually installing a basketball court or boxing ring in your home with this jumbo digital wall clock. This thing, like another word with almost the exact...

Thrive Mini First Aid Travel Kit

$15.99 Amazon »

Thrive puts first aid in the palm of your hand with their Mini First Aid Travel Kit. At just 5" long a 3.75" wide x 1.5" thick, the soft zippered case is small enough to stuff in a pack, store in a glove box, or keep...

Miller High Life x Tipsy Scoop Ice Cream Dive Bar

It's the 100th anniversary of dive bars! No, wait, it's the 100th anniversary of Miller High Life, No...no that's not it. Hold please. ... Ah! It's the 100th anniversary of ice cream bars! However, dive bars, and apparently...

Monkey Planters

$149 - $399 Garden Glory »

A gold tooth plus a captain's hat equals a whole lotta monkey business in Garden Glory's Monkey Planters. Available in black and white, Monkey Planters are sculptural pieces of terracotta made for your beloved dracaena...

AirArchitecture House-Shaped Inflatable Tent

How has a house-shaped inflatable tent like AirArchitecture not been the most popular camping shelter for years now? It makes every other tent look like only the measly roof got plopped on the ground. And even Heimplanet's...

Lovers' Embrace Coffee Table

$14,950 Etsy »

The Lovers' Embrace Coffee Table, or, as I like to call it, the Sexy Time Coffee Table, has no known artist, date, or origin. At least not that its seller, Furnish Me Vintage, is aware of. Best guess is that the massive...

Snoopy Is Joe Cool Motorized Model Kit

$29.34 Amazon »

This Snoopy Is Joe Cool snap-together plastic motorized model kit is here for all the die-hard Peanuts fans, and maybe even more so for all the dues and ladies with alter-egos out there. Clark Kent, Donald Glover, Calvin...

Mannkitchen Pepper Cannon

$199.99 Amazon »

Extreme grinding, anyone? Mannkitchen is frank in admitting their Pepper Cannon will unleash an "obscene amount of pepper" the first time you crank its aerospace grade aluminum head. Maybe too much pepper. Maybe enough...

FireSafe Outlets

FireSafe Outlets were developed by a New York City firefighter who's battled enough electrical fires to make your hair stand on end. Replacing the covers of your existing home or office outlets, FireSafe Outlets detect...

Twelve South Curve Flex Adjustable Laptop Stand

$77.59 Amazon »

Twelve South's Curve Laptop Stand gets curvier with their new Curve Flex, an even more ergonomic stand that lifts and tilts your MacBook or other laptop at fully adjustable heights and angles. The Curve Flex raises laptop...

Morus Zero Ultra-Fast Portable Clothes Dryer

$599.99 Morus »

I don't know when they named it the Morus Zero. Yeah, it's an ultra-fast portable clothes dryer, but it's not so ultra-fast it dries your clothes in zero minutes. It should be called the Morus Fifteen. Which is still...

Dorai Diatomaceous Earth Dish Drying Pad

$90 Amazon »

Dorai Diatomaceous Earth Dish Drying Pad...no, wait, take out the "Earth." Dorai Diatomaceous Dish Drying Pad - say it 5 times fast. I'll hold while you look up how to pronounce "diatomaceous" like I did...

SystemSix Retro-Macintosh-Style Desk Calendar & Display

One reason not to get too excited about the SystemSix, a desktop piece that uses a retro Macintosh to display a calendar, the weather forecast, and the phase of the moon, is it doesn't use a real old-school Mac. The case...

Continuous Spray Bottle with Ultra-Fine Mist

$7.95 - $9.99 Amazon »

Are you ready for continuous mist? That's right, Continuous. Mist. Because that's what this spray bottle offers. CONTINUOUS MIST. The texture? Oh, it's ultra-fine. Yep, just when you thought life was getting worse, something...

Thumb Saver Trigger Point Massage Tool

$6.99 - $7.99 Amazon »

Uuuhhh, now where does that plastic thumb go again? Up my a...bductors? OK, I'm down, Thumb Saver trigger point massage tool. I've always had tight hips. Actually, could you go in a little? Just more towards that center...