Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey Trailer

Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey poses the question, "What happens when Christopher Robin abandons his beloved childhood friends Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, and Eeyore?" And then...they answer it...

Craft A Brew Hard Cider Kit

$49.95 Amazon »

Somethin's brewin' up in here, and for once, it's not a fight. Not a beer, pot of coffee, or cup of tea for your mama this time either. With the Craft A Brew Hard Cider Kit, what's brewin' is...well...yeah. Hard cider...

Penny Clock

$325 Etsy »

Nothing says it better than this Penny Clock from Fun Cool Wall Clocks: time is money...

Human Face Baseball Hat

$168 Etsy »

This Human Face Baseball Hat is ready to play ball...with anyone who thinks they can look it in the eye without shuddering. Yeeks. Every time I glance at Sabri Tunca's handmade creep fest, I have to shake it off like...

Remote Control Hissing Cobra

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A snake in the hand is worth two in the bush. Especially if the snake is this remote control hissing cobra, and the hand is yours, guiding its lifelike, 17" slithering body and retractable tongue toward your friend Cornelius...

Great Wrap Compostable Cling Wrap

$9.90 - $35 Great Wrap »

Great Wrap didn't invent compostable cling wrap - there are several listings for eco-friendly food wrap on Amazon - but I'm thinking, based on the product's name, they've made compostable cling wrap great. Which would...

Inflatable Skeleton Lovers

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Spooky season is coming up, and these Inflatable Skeleton Lovers - the Boning Bones, if you will - are the perfect front yard decoration to, er, erect if you want to offend and piss off the Karens in your neighborhood...

Damascus Steel Blank Blades

$39.99 - $49.99 Amazon »

Budding knifesmiths can challenge their skills and forge the precise knife they want to EDC or display with these Damascus steel blank blades Poshland Damascus Knives has layered into an array of different patterns and...

Drybo Plus Automatic Pet Dryer

$599 Amazon »

I categorized the Drybo Plus Automatic Pet Dryer as a potential gift for pet lovers in Dude's excellent collection of gift guides, but I'm wondering if this wind cage wouldn't be better suited as a gift for the pet hater...

Personalized George Costanza Beach Photobomb

$32.99 Etsy »

The original photobomb, credited to George Costanza on Seinfeld Season 9, Episode 7, "The Slicer," can now be yours. And not just yours in the hand, but yours in the face too! Shop Cafe Disco will personalize the iconic...

Caulk Condoms

$10.99 Amazon »

Not only does the term "caulk condom" create a tee-hee-hee double entendre, but these caulk-saving caps also look like little sperms when unrolled. What a great reminder gift for men to protect both their open caulk so...

National Geographic 200-Foot Rocket Launcher

$39.99 Amazon »

Perhaps I should clarify. The National Geographic 200-Foot Rocket Launcher does not stand 200 feet tall. It shoots its 1-foot-tall Power Rocket up to 200 feet in the air. But you knew that, right? If not, and you're in...

Manual Coffee Grinder with Ceramic Burrs

$14.44 - $49.99 Amazon »

From bean to brew, I made this coffee by hand! See this manual coffee grinder - with ceramic burrs so there's no thermal conductiv- what? No, She-Ra: Princess of Power, I didn't grow and harvest the beans myself...

E158: What Is This Thing?

$40.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 158 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Dango Permanent Marker

Make your Sharpies look as sharp as they write with the Dango Permanent Marker, a new hard shell for your inky implements from Dango Products' Pen and Capsule collection. CNC machined from 6061 aerospace grade aluminum...

Bat Shelf

$29.95 Amazon »

I wouldn't think a Bat Shelf, a black shelf with a bat cutout serving as its mounting panel, could appeal to very many different demographics, but as I peruse this Bat Shelf's listing, I am impressed to say I am wrong...

Toolbox Mini Fridge

$421.78 Amazon »

A Toolbox Mini Fridge, is that dumb? Haha, just kidding, of course it's not dumb! It's dumbfoundingly cool. And even if the general consensus were that it is dumb, you could still give one of Whynter's workshop chillers...

Polar Bear Chilling on Iceberg Bowl

$36.79 Amazon »

Not to be a wet blanket about something as adorable as a bowl with a polar bear chilling on an iceberg at its center, but, uh, pretty soon the image is going to be a snapshot of history. A myth-like representation of...

35-Foot Inflatable Michael Myers

$2,995 Etsy »

Halloween Ends is coming to a streaming service near you, and possibly to your kids the moment they see this 35-foot inflatable Michael Myers in someone's yard when they're trick-or-treating this year. And in both cases...

Alfred the Giant Crochet Octopus

$677 - $885 Etsy »

I can't tell exactly how giant Alfred the Giant Crochet Octopus is, but if the evidence in the image gallery above is any indication, he appears to be the equivalent of 1 x standard lady who has not yet mastered the art...

Clarks Quilted Walllabee Boot

$180 Clarks »

Here we go again. Back to school. Into fall. And preparing for weather that will require us to wrap up in quilts, and slip our feet into boots, and, if you're Clarks Quilted Walllabee Boot, wrap up our feet in quilted...

Dangling Animal Hanging Hooks

$14.88 Amazon »

While I normally wouldn't trust a monkey to hold my bananas or a cat to hold my houseplant any more than I'd trust a jewel thief to hold my Rolex, I feel like these Monkey and Cat Magic Tension Balance Hangers from Artori...

Lumina Desk Advanced Workstation

If you want a smart workstation with a futuristic look, in-desk display, a full top surface of wireless charging, power outlets galore, and nary a cable in sight, I think you're beginning to see the Lumina. The Lumina...

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Wireless Charge Pad

$54.99 Amazon »

What a piece of junk! Actually, I have no idea how well this Star Wars Millennium Falcon Wireless Charge Pad works, or how cool (or junky) it looks in person, but that felt like the right line from the film series to...