Entropy Chair

It looks like the web of a spider on mushrooms. It looks like the OG Windows screensaver gone wrong. It looks like someone you would not want on your Apocalypse Team got ahold of the bungee cords. It looks like...entropy!...

Michael Myers Sunshade

$19.99 Amazon »

Dark days are ahead for anyone who uses this Michael Myers Sunshade. Haha, get it? A little slasher humor to brighten your day, 'eh Dad? I mean, I'm just assuming it's Dad reading this, Dad who's interested in: 1) decorating...

Lyon Wavelike LED Bed Frame

$699 - $1,299 Amazon »

The Lyon Wavelike LED Bed Frame, now there's a bed that has "bachelor pad," "one night stand," "possible threesome," and "don't forget to turn those 16-color LEDs off when your mama stops by" written all over it. That...

Ha! 13! There are 13 indulgent gifts for Halloween on my spooky luxury product roundup, and I didn't even do it on purpose! It just happened. 13! Ha! Or rather, Boo!...

Power Idolz Wireless Charging Docks

$42.99 - $58.22 Amazon »

I don't even know where to begin with Power Idolz Wireless Charging Docks. How about, that they're wireless charging docks is the least interesting thing about them? These "characters" from iconic 70s and 80s movies...

Desk Chair Wrap

It's getting to be that time of year. When the weather turns and desk chairs start getting cold. Perpetually. With ice blocks for hands and feet, no matter how high they insist you jack up the thermostat. No matter how...

Tasty Pastry High Protein Snacks

$25.99 Amazon »

Looks like Pop-Tarts have put on a few pounds. Now I know why they call it puff pastry. Tasty Pastry High Protein Snacks must think a lot of stuff out there is tasty...if you know what I mean...

Articulated Finger Extensions

$23.99 Amazon »

What comes to mind when you see these Articulated Finger Extensions? Freddy Krueger? Edward Scissorhands? The Nightmare Before Christmas? Your black-hearted ex-girlfriend Karen (who, coincidentally, was named Karen before...

Work Sharp Pocket Knife Sharpener

$14.95 Amazon »

They come runnin' just as fast as they can / 'Cause every dude crazy 'bout a sharp knife blade. Yeah, yeah, it's not my best song lyric parody. Sorry, Work Sharp and ZZ Top, your Pocket Knife Sharpener and Billboard Mainstream...

Claw Hose Holders

$229 Garden Glory »

Claw your way into Fall - and spooky season - with a Claw Hose Holder in black, silver, or gold. I never thought much of hose racks prior to seeing the falcon talons on these designs from Garden Glory. And given how much...

Puebco Minimalist Wire Step Stool

$76 Craighill »

Puebco's Wire Step Stool is industrial minimalism at its finest, and household tool engineering at its...well...okayest. Despite the Step Stool looking like a cool addition to your garage or modern kitchen, with a recommended...

7-Foot T-Rex Eating a Human Snack Inflatable

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Poor bastard flailing in the jaws of this 7-foot T-Rex inflatable. But on the bright side, at least the big, skeletal beast isn't eating you or your kids as a human snack, and now he'll be too full to do it when everyone's...

Citizen Bones Humanoid Fishing Lures

David Maher of Citizen Bones Fishing emailed me to suggest his Humanoid (and Skeleton!) Fishing Lures for a product write up, and it reminded me of something: I get a lot of stupid, awful, and pushy product suggestions...

Goblies Throwable Paintballs

$14.99 Amazon »

You don't shoot 'em, you don't drop 'em like a bomb, and you definitely don't Goblies them up. Goblies Throwable Paintballs are soft and squishy projectiles that throw like a water balloon, and land in an explosion of...

The Mini Jumbotron

$2,195 - $3,195 The Mini Jumbotron »

The Mini Jumbotron! It's an oxymoron for your mancave! An oxymoron that's so cool it's fire too, with the design's quad of TVs able to pump out 4 different channels for sports fans during the NCAA Tournament or on NFL...

Vivoo At-Home Urine Test & Wellness Coach

$26.99 - $129.95 Amazon »

I don't need no stinkin' Vivoo at-home urine test and app to tell me what's in my pee. I already know by the smell it's coffee, booze, and, whenever my wife makes me eat vegetables, asparagus...

Glow Sketch Interactive Glow in The Dark Pillowcase

$25 Amazon »

The Glow Sketch Interactive Glow in The Dark Pillowcase is a great gift for kids, but not kids who can't handle things being taken away from them. Because while they'll relish doodling and tic-tac-toeing in glow-in-the-dark...

E159: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 159 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Cat Toiletry Bag & Organizer

$16.99 Amazon »

I'm about to let the cat out of the bag: this toiletry case & organizer looks like...a cat! I'm not even kitten you! It me-wowed and blew my mind too when I first saw it. But indeed, you can now store your grooming supplies...

Pringles Premium Black Truffle

Gather 'round, culinarians, as elegant meets elegant-er in these black-truffle-seasoned Pringles. Another unique Japanese twist on an otherwise All-American product (see also: Kit Kat Bars) Pringles Premium Black Truffle...

Coiled Snake Bottle Opener

$68.95 Amazon »

This Coiled Snake Bottle Opener from COPPERTIST.WU is made of solid brass, with hand-carved scales to give it a weighty and uniquely textured feel, along with a sexy look, as it assists you in opening your equally sexy...

Boomerang Bed

The Boomerang Bed is the perfect name for Portuguese designer Joao Teixeira's piece of sleep-work-hang furniture. With its slidable work, dining, and streaming table, and relaxing, minimalist aesthetic, it's the bed...

Ahhh, August. The month leading up to Halloween. No wonder so many of Dude's must see products were...wait a minute. Halloween is in October, right? And October doesn't come after August...right? Geez. I ran at least 20 Halloween costumes and decorations in August. Three of them even made it onto...

Inflatable Bear Suit

$1,480 Etsy »

This Inflatable Bear Suit from Candy Coated Squeaks isn't quite as baffling as the design shop's Inflatable Beach Ball Underwear, but...it's still a little baffling. And still potentially deadly, I'd think, albeit due...