Barbie & Ken in a Box Couples' Costumes

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And if you need the other half of this Barbie & Ken in a Box Couples' Costumes, go ahead and at Margot Robbie or Ryan Gosling to see if they're down...

Yukon Glory Burger Serving Set

$39.99 Amazon »

The Yukon Glory Burger Serving Set, it's an extravagance, indeed, but a fat-beef-patty-with-melty-cheese extravagance well worth it when you need a gift for your favorite foodie, or your favorite Dad. Yukon Glory has...

Personalized Family Crest Ring

$2,750 Etsy »

I'll pass on wearing my heart on my sleeve, but my family honor on my finger? Yes please, pass me a Personalized Family Crest Ring...

Mechanical Mouse Jiggler (So They Think You're Working)

$19.99 Amazon »

This mechanical mouse jiggler is recommended by 5/5 slackers, underpaid employees, people out of PTO who need some TO, and dudes and ladies with a weird compulsion never to let their computers log off or go to sleep...

Halloween Broomstick Snack & Appetizer Stand

Sold Out Amazon »

Don't be a broomstick in the mud, dudes, this Halloween Broomstick Snack & Appetizer Stand is a real clever and charming way to display spooky season treats. And even if you don't want one, it would make a fine gift for...

Yoga for the Inflexible Male

$13.54 Amazon »

Yoga for the Inflexible Male is funny, but it's no joke. Written by Yoga Matt (yuk, yuk, yuk) the book provides 3 dude-specific yoga practices, designated as such by their attention to men who can't even bend over and...

E161: What Is This Thing?

$9.95 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 161 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Fireball-Shooting Harry Potter Wands

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These Harry Potter Wands that shoot real fireballs are here to wish you and yours a Lumos!, an Incendio!, maybe even, if you don't follow fire safety practices, an Avada Kedavra! Halloween!...

CoffeeB Globe Coffee Ball Brewer

$155 CoffeeB »

I've heard of a ball buster, but a ball brewer? Hmmm...sounds like it could be even worse! But in this case, at least as balls and brewing relate to coffee, CoffeeB says it is much, much better. The Swiss company has...

Snow Joe Cordless Electric Snow Shovel

$189.99 Amazon »

When winter piles on the snow, the Snow Joe Cordless Electric Snow Shovel...moves it around and piles it elsewhere. Just like a manual shovel, but presumably without making you break a sweat under your puffy coat, or...

Hostess Snack Cakes Bottled Iced Lattes

$81.27 Amazon »

Hostess Snack Cakes Bottled Iced Lattes bring one stop shopping for coffee and a pastry to a kitchen or office break room near you! The cakes even come pre-dunked! I'm trying to decide whether I'm delighted or disgusted...

Crocs Crush Boot

$75 Crocs »

Crocs. Gotta love 'em for persisting in existing, and always pushing to stay relevant in the marketplace. Except I still hate 'em. All of 'em, including the new Crocs Crush Boot, which is essentially a more affordable...

The Door Balancer - Keeps Out-of-Plumb Doors Open

$7.99 Amazon »

The Door Balancer is a small torsion spring that slips into a door hinge pin to keep out-of-plumb doors open. It eliminates the need for door props, door stops, door wedges, and Hodor...

Craighill Sigma Touch Tool

$30 Craighill »

Hee-hee, hee-hee, I'm not touching you! Hear that, germs, bacteria, viruses, Aunt Jan? I'm not touching you! I'm Sigma Touch Tool-ing you. To protect myself and those I love from the harmful surface microbes found in...

Cooksy Hands-Free Surface Temperature Probe for Cooking

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Cooksy is here to help eliminate all those cooksy-daisies! in the kitchen. The hands-free surface temperature probe installs - via magnet, mount, or stand - over your skillets, pots, and pans on the stovetop to provide...

Gorilla Chair

$4,482 1stdibs »

A seat in the shape of an ape?! Sounds grape! I mean, great! The Gorilla Chair, while simple in name, and almost as simple in design, still manages to wow with its execution. Built with a pair of thick and low front legs...

Mechanical Metal Jellyfish Kinetic Sculpture

$498.98 Etsy »

You can trust me when I say this Mechanical Metal Jellyfish Kinetic Sculpture from MCA Studio is the coolest thing you'll see all week - all month if you're really into kinetic sculptures or jellyfish, all year if you're...

Pumpkin Backflow Incense Burner

$11.99 Amazon »

Now I wouldn't call myself an Incense Dude - I'm more of a Rug Dude, obviously - but I am digging this Pumpkin Backflow Incense Burner as a gift for Halloween. It's countertop-sized, so much more subtle than the 35-Foot...

Micro Smoke Machine

$31.51 Etsy »

Where there's smoke, there's fire, but where there's juuust a little bit of smoke, hopefully there's a Micro Smoke Machine. Creator Wayne Berendhuysen of Wayne's Workshop calls his terrific handheld gadget the Costronica...

MelGeek Pixel LEGO-Compatible Keyboard

$199 MelGeek »

Now here's a way to increase workplace productivity. Ha! The MelGeek Pixel LEGO-compatible keyboard is actually the perfect accessory to a new term and practice I heard about the other day: quiet quitting. It's the process...

10-Foot Inflatable Monster Mouth Archway

$129.99 Amazon »

Do the Monster Mash! Or, let this 10-Foot Inflatable Monster Mouth Archway do it to you - right between his big ol' nubby teeth. ... Six of which appear to be growing sideways out of his cheeks. What a Frankenstein!...

Bong Butt Plugs (NSFW)

$40 - $65 Etsy »

These Bong Butt Plugs are smokin' hot! Though I'm not sure if it's from the Blue Dream or the 3 bowls of Four-Chile Chili I ate during NFL Sunday coming out of them...

Automatic Car Fire Extinguisher

$39.99 Amazon »

I don't think most of us worry our cars might explode every time we drive to work or the taqueria, but then again, most of us don't worry we might have a car accident every time we do those things either. And this Automatic...

E160: What Is This Thing?

$59.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 160 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...