Giant Charcuterie Boards

$500 - $1,500 Etsy »

Forget Arby's, ye who have one of these giant charcuterie boards are ye who have the meats. And the cheese. And the nuts. And hopefully the complementary dried fruits and tasty jams. Kristopher Kirkpatrick handmade the...

Hyper Pong 4-Way Table Tennis

$281.82 Amazon »

Four square, a kinda boring game, meets ping-pong, a kinda fun one in the Hyper Pong 4-way table tennis set. They call the mashup "action-packed," and I believe it, because with that big X of criss-crossing nets to hit...

Mode Wireless Electric Toothbrush

$165 Mode »

Sweet, Mode, I've been looking for a wireless electric toothbrush to go with my black marbled bathroom wallpaper and black toilet. Really...

A Haunted Road Atlas

$16.99 Amazon »

A Haunted Road Atlas: Sinister Stops, Dangerous Destinations, and True Crime Tales comes from And That's Why We Drink podcast hosts, Christine Shiefer and Em Schulz. Take the interactive travel guide with you on road...

Herman Miller x Logitech Vantum Gaming Chair

Desk chair extraordinaire Herman Miller has teamed up with tech mecha Logitech G on the Vantum Gaming Chair, an ergonomic performance seat made, if you hadn't already guessed, especially for gamers. Herman Miller and...

Kindle Scribe for Reading & Writing

$339.99 - $419.99 Amazon »

Highlight by hand, take notes, and doodle on your eBooks with Amazon's new Kindle Scribe, an eReader that also lets you eWrite "as naturally as you do on paper."...

GLD x Marvel Jewelry

$99 - $129 GLD »

Got drip? Yeah, that's right, I just described the new GLD x Marvel Jewelry collaboration using a Millennial meme combined with Gen Z slang. Because, like Deadpool, that's how groovy and rad I am...

KitchenAid Cordless 7-Speed Hand Mixer

$90.64 Amazon »

The KitchenAid Cordless 7-Speed Hand Mixer and I are here to eeeeassse you into the holiday season. Like, this sleek, rechargeable mixer doesn't necessarily scream Turkey Day or Christmas at first glance, but when you...

Gods of Soccer

$22.49 Amazon »

I can't say much about Men in Blazers Present Gods of Soccer: The Pantheon of the 100 Greatest Soccer Players (According to Us), because I'm not a knowledgeable fan of soccer / football / footy / footie. But I can say...

Hip-Fin Hip Flexor Release Tool

Sold Out Amazon »

My hips don't lie...they frickin' hurt. Tight, ropey, maybe not quite ready for Hip-Fin levels of pain to release them, but, hey. If it's agony for minutes and ecstasy for days thereafter, I'm dude enough to take it...

Chroma Type 301 Porsche-Designed 9-Piece Knife Set

$1,049.95 Amazon »

OK, so it's just the handle F.A. Porsche designed for Chroma's Type 301 knife line, but still. Are these silver steel stunners not some of the sleekest and sexiest chef's knives you've ever seen? And I hear they can help...

Know what I've got to say about Dude's must see products for September 2022? The Mini Jumbotron and Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey. That is all...

Pumpkin Scraper Glove

$23.40 Amazon »

When you're sittin' on the lawn, and the pumpkin lid is gone / Be a man, use your hand, Pumpkin Scraper Glove!...

Rolflex Arm & Leg Massager

$79.95 - $99.95 Amazon »

Feel the benefits...and the torture...of foam rolling from anywhere with the Rolflex Arm & Leg Massager. You can even focus the brutality on forearms and triceps, calves and inner thighs, and other arm and leg areas that...

Sushi Costume

$67.91 Etsy »

Sushi Costume and instant backrest! Even if there's nowhere to sit at the Halloween party, you can lean up against a wall, or pop a squat on the floor against the pillowy comfort of Pop Designers' handmade piece of salmon...

Batwing Shoe Accessories

$36.28 Etsy »

Here's a slightly batty idea for Halloween. Batwings for your shoes! The leather flappers fit over the eyelets of your shoes or boots, and secure with your laces to create a festive vibe during spooky season, or a Goth...

Whirly Board Spinning Balance Board & Agility Trainer

$149.95 Amazon »

The Whirly Board says it's fun for all skill levels! But, I'd imagine, pretty miserable for those with no skills at all. Made for exercise, sports training, injury recovery, and people into the whole "active standing"...

Crazy Aaron's Angry Putty - Putty That Fights Back

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Who's angry? Who wants to get angrier?! Well then, here's Crazy Aaron's Angry Putty, at your service. That's my guess, anyway, because I can't imagine a squeeze, stretch, and fidget toy self-described as "Putty That Fights...

E162: What Is This Thing?

$9.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 162 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Wooden Steampunk Light Switch Cover

$54.95 - $59.95 Etsy »

Not sure how much I'd want to swing from the chandelier, but I'd sure like to light it up using one of these Wooden Steampunk Light Switch Covers. I can hear my wife now at our next dinner party: It's time! Get the ladle...

Chicken Wing Rack with Drip Tray

$18.99 Amazon »

High up on the succulence scale with chicken wings: baby potatoes roasted in the dripping fat of chicken wings. I don't know what Campbell's is talking about with soup, because this here is the real Mmm, mmm, good...

Halo Rise Sleep Tracker, Wake-up Light & Smart Alarm

$139.99 Amazon »

Interesting to wake up this morning to news of Amazon's Halo Rise - wake up the old-fashioned way, from a cat walking across my face, not via a sunrise-simulating wake-up light or smart alarm. And certainly with no hard...

Sierra Diamond & Melting Gold Coffee Table

The Sierra. Part coffee table, part girl's best friend, part the wedding band you melted down for shits & grins after your divorce. Made by Italian designer MAVIMATT, the Sierra Coffee Table is a handmade piece of opulence...

Zombie Hands Resin Ring

$109.80 Etsy »

Rising from the depths of the earth...and your middle knuckle...the zombies are coming! So far, it's just their hands that have popped out of the graves, but just you wait. Where there are resin hands, there are resin...