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Reversible Sequin Mermaid Pillows

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These reversible sequin Mermaid Pillows are like a tactile Etch-A-Sketch made from a drag queen's donations to Goodwill! They're covered in two-sided, two-toned sequins that flip when you run your hands and fingers along...

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Chamber Pipes

$29.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Hmmmm, looks like these Chamber Pipes took a hit from the Twisty's blunt of "screwy" herbal refreshment. And by that I mean Twisty's all like, Maaaaam! Chamber Pipes are copying me! To which, like all good moms, I reply...

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Solar-Powered Air Conditioned Bed

$388 - $776 from Aries »

The Solar AC Bed wants to make it a Bananarama cool (cool!) cool summer without draining your wallet or sucking excess power from the grid. This modular cot frame surrounds your existing bed and absorbs solar energy throughout...

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The Shark Buggy

$324.38 from Amazon »

Maclaren's toothy Shark Buggy wins the Best Shark Merch Award for 2017. (The Animatronic Shark Costume took 2016, while 2013, 2014, and 2015 all went to the Sharkini.) Seeing a kid chillin' between the jaws of this delightful...

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Air Fort - 30-Second Inflatable Tent

$59.99 from Amazon »

The Air Fort, in addition to creating a private place for me to hide sleep when my future in-laws visit and take over my bedroom next month, gives me an excuse to haul out my old college box fan. The one She-Ra: Princess...

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AvoSeedo - Grow an Avocado Tree

$10.95 from Amazon »

Hit the guacamole jackpot with the AvoSeedo. This plastic tool serves as a base for growing your own avocado tree at home. The best part: true to nature's form, it takes an avocado to make an avocado, so you'll need to...

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Clemens Habicht's Colour Puzzles

Some people like a challenge, but not me! So one look at Clemens Habicht's Colour Puzzles and all that comes to mind is, Haha! I feel sorry for the poor bastard who sits down next to a window with that gift from hell!...

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Delectables SqueezeUps - Go-Gurt for Cats

$15.76 - $17.99 from Amazon »

I can has creamy tuna Go-Gurt? Yes, cats of the world, thanks to Delectables SqueezeUps, you can. Fire up your tongue and mind your claws because this is how this treat session's gonna go: I hold and squeeze, you lick...

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World's Largest Super Soaker

Your biggest concern about the World's Largest Super Soaker* shouldn't be that it will get you super soaked upon impact. Because the water jets maker Mark Rober has built this 7-foot H2Ogre to spew is so powerful it can...

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BumpShox Front Car Bumper Guard

$34.95 from Amazon »

I wonder if the BumpShox bumper guard protects the cars you bump from damage. If so, I'm definitely getting one for mysel...my future wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power. She, uh, failed parallel parking in her driver's exam...

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Prep'd Pack Modular Lunchbox

$69 from Amazon »

The Prep'd Pack lunchbox combines the efficiency and organization of a bento box with America's - or at least my - love of Tupperware. The best, best part of visiting my mama's house is opening her fridge and exploring...

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The Knockout + Herb Bowl Bundle

$60 from The Knockout »

If The Knockout beer / water / gravity bong didn't knock you out hard enough in Round 1, get ready for Round 2: The Knockout and Herb Bowl Bundle...

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Ziv's Portable Smoker

$99 from Amazon »

Ziv likes his fish straight out of the smoker the same night he catches it. Even if he's spending that night in Mother Nature's backyard instead of his own. He created Ziv's Portable Smoker - a cooker box that collapses...

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Bushwick Kitchen Honeys & Sauces

$27.99 - $31.99 from Bushwick Kitchen »

Since debuting with Bees Knees Spicy Honey a few years ago, Bushwick Kitchen has expanded their line of sweet heat, sweet sweet, and heat heat sauces to include maple syrup and sriracha. They're meant for drizzling onto...

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BTO Cooler Stackable Drink Koozies

$19.98 from Amazon »

Double fisters, rejoice! The BTO Cooler turns the average koozie into a stackable drink holder and insulator so you'll never be without a cold one - or tower of cold ones - in hand...

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Saint Unbreakable Motorcycle Jeans

$175 - $360 from Saint »

When Saint calls their motorcycle jeans "unbreakable," they mean it without jest or hyperbole. And they're willing to put their body weight, their belt grinder, their X-acto knife, and their brute force where their mouth...

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B.A.T. Coin Multi-Tool

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If it looks like a B.A.T. and cuts, opens, ignites, and carries like a B.A.T., it must be a Bring Anywhere Tool. In the case of the B.A.T. Coin multi-tool, one barely bigger than a quarter too...

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The Odorless Toilet Fan

$129.95 from Amazon »

The Odorless Toilet Fan claims to be "the #1 way to eliminate #2 odor." The unit installs inside your toilet tank to inhale all the foul-smelling air your bowel movements produce so you don't have to...

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Portable Armrest Extender & Divider

$29.50 from Amazon »

To put this armrest extender and divider on my airplane seat the next time I fly somewhere do I need the person next to me's permission? I mean, it's not like the Knee Defender, aiding in my comfort at the expense of...

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Real Action Crossbow Set

$27.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Armed only with suction cup arrows, I'm not sure how much real action I'd get using the Real Action Crossbow Set. Could be fun to shoot at the fridge. Or She-Ra: Princess of Power's butt cheeks. But the suction cups wouldn't...

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Vycle Bicycle Elevator

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On the Vycle you won't go Tour de France fast or Tour de France graceful (heh, heh, check it out) but seated atop this human-powered elevator, you will go all out Y-axis on a bicycle...

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Duct Tape Engineer

$15.63 from Amazon »

Not sure knowing your way around a roll of duct tape will get you a job at NASA, but if you pair it with Duct Tape Engineer the knowledge could score you a sweet backpack. Or a whole entire kayak. That floats...

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OGarden Rotating Indoor Plant Wheel

$1,397 from OGarden »

OGarden thinks your plants might like to take a ride on the ferris wheel too. This rotating indoor garden gives those of us without the space or climate conditions we'd need to grow our own food in a VegTrug outdoors...

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Folding Beach Chair & Roller Cart

$81.99 from Amazon »

This folding beach chair and roller cart has it all: room for your gear and room for your rear. Fishermen, beachgoers, and festival regulars can haul their blankets, coolers, and other outing necessities (i.e., fiber...