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Magnetic HTML

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Have you been looking for a way to make the grocery and to-do lists you leave on the fridge for your girlfriend / wife / roommate / mama even more annoying? This should do it: Magnetic HTML. Like a magnetic poetry kit...

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Balluga Smart Interactive Bed

$1,199 - $1,999 from Balluga »

How many reasons do you have not to get out of bed in the morning? Balluga will add at least half a dozen more. This interactive bed claims it is the World's Smartest, and after reading a bit about it, I'll at least grant...

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The FlameStower Fire-Powered Device Charger

$74.96 from Amazon »

Add just 10 ounces of FlameStower weight to your pack and you'll add unlimited recharges to your small battery-powered outdoor gear. Cameras. GPS systems. Lights. Smartphones*. The FlameStower Fire Charger gathers heat...

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Ontario Knife SPAX Tool

$64.95 from Amazon »

When the fit hits the shan and you really need a hand, don't spaz out. SPAX out. This unique combo tool from Ontario Knife is part of the company's Spec Plus Next generation series for military, sporting, and rescue use....

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i-Scream Vibrator

$79.09 from Firebox.com »

I scream, you scream, we all scream for i-Scream! But mostly you, ladies. I just like sex toy designer Shiri Zinn's new vibrator because it makes you happy. And also encourages me to go get a Vanilla Caramel Nestle Drumstick...

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Polymagnets - Programmable Smart Magnets

I'm not a science geek--and by that I mean I'm not smart enough to be a science geek--but for those of you who are, give the magicians behind Polymagnets about 10 minutes, and they will blow your minds....

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The Million Mile Light

$19.99 from Amazon »

Yes, the Million Mile Light will go for a million miles, but only if you can. The tiny, battery-free clip-on device is powered by motion, and intended as a safety light for runners, walkers, and breakdancers engaging...

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Baker Miller Naptime Hoodie

$318 from Vollebak »

Built-in nap protocol: score. Hydrophobic and water-repellent: score. Windproof: score. Cozy and insulated: score. The Baker Miller Hoodie scores a lot of points for being slick and functional. But how many does it lose...

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Giveaway: Moscow Copper Co. Mule Mugs & Flask

Moscow Copper Co. Mule Mugs & Flask Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Alan C. of Cicero, NY, winner of the Moscow Copper Co. Mule Mugs & Flask. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude...

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Game of Thrones Drinking Horns

$9.99 - $64.99 from Amazon »

Game of Thrones-inspired AleHorns give you at least one of the tools you'll need to drink like the head of a House of Westeros. Grab one of their 100% ethically-sourced bovine horn tankards and raise a glass to the perfect...

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Merax Pu Leather Leisure Sofa

$169.88 from Amazon »

Merax calls their Pu Leather convertible seating a "leisure sofa" and, indeed, I can think of some leisurely things to do on it. The modern, floor-hugging design folds from coach to full-size bed, with 5 adjustable back...

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POLAR Modular Magnet Pen 2.0

$44 from Polar Pen »

POLAR debuted 2-1/2 years ago as a pen that can do your writing when it's time to TCB and then serve as an accomplice to your goofing off when it's time to TCB, but you really don't feel like it. The modular pen consists...

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Crowned Skull Grinder

$16.51 from Amazon »

As many weed grinder vendors are wont to do, LIHAO calls their Skull King a spice and coffee grinder. And for once I took a second to think about actually using it to grind spices and coffee. What a waste of a second....

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Soup & Cracker Mugs

$24.95 from Amazon »

Despite statistics showing that February 2016 was the warmest month on Earth in the history of Earth, it is still winter on my street. Chilly, windy, tomato-soup-time winter. And what goes better with tomato soup than...

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Batman v. Superman Wooden Bow Ties

$75 from Woodnax »

As Batman and Superman duke it out on the big screen for Best (and Most Smug) Superhero, you and your friend Cornelius can clip on a pair of WoodnAx Batman and Superman wooden bow ties and duke it out in real life for...

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magic Opener - Magnetic All-Thing Opener

$23.44 from Amazon »

Maybe "All-Thing" is a slight exaggeration. The magic Opener EXTREME won't open a corked wine bottle. Or a bag of chips. Or, ladies, his heart to you. But it will open a lot. Beer bottles, screw-top bottles, pull-tab...

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Titanium Bottle Opener Sunglasses

$119.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Sunglasses. They can become as iconic as the people whose eyes they cover. Like the ones that Aykroyd and Belushi wore in The Blues Brothers. That Tom Cruise wore in Top Gun. That Ray Charles wore in...life. And now...

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TRITON - Human Gills

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TRITON, the human gills design concept I showed you dudes here 2 years ago (and which many of you had mucho to say about in our comments section) is running a crowdfunding campaign to actually produce the equpiment. TRITONs....

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PornBurger: Hot Buns and Juicy Beefcakes

$14.27 from Amazon »

A picture of a Porn Burger is worth a thousand drools. Maybe even a lick. A bite. At the very least a boner. In Porn Burger: Hot Buns and Juicy Beefcakes, self-described "burger pervert" Matthew Ramsey indulges us with...

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Tri-Fold Foam Folding Mattress & Sofa Bed

$99.99 - $139.99 from Amazon »

Do you ever just get the feeling some mornings that your wife or girlfriend isn't going to welcome you into bed that night? Like, say, when the night that happens to have had St. Patrick's Day and the kickoff of March...

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The Champagne Gun

Bubbles not bullets. Whether you're a child of the flowers or a child of the second amendment, I think we can agree: the Champagne Gun speaks to all of us....

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Whale Coffee Mug & Cookie Holder

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This whale mug with cookie-holding mouth would have to be life-sized to accurately reflect the number of frosted shamrocks I ate last night in a St. Paddy's Day / NCAA Tourney warmup session, and also the amount of coffee...

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Traser H3 Translucent Tritium Watch

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Plunge into darkness, or dark waters up to 100' deep, without ever losing track of how many minutes it is until Better Call Saul starts with Traser's H3 Translucent Tritium Watch. The Swiss watchmaker so named its time...

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Drop Block Under-Cabinet Knife Blocks

$89.99 - $142.97 from Amazon »

It's not like countertop knife blocks take up that much space, but...yeah, they kind of do. Especially if space in your kitchen is already at a premium, what with the microwave, commercial blender, food processor, electric...

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3D Illusion LED Lamps

These desktop lights are fast becoming this year's favorite double-Ds. It's LED meets 3D when the bulbs are positioned to glow through a grid mapped out on a thin slice of laser-cut acrylic glass. The optical illusion...

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The Kitty Pass Interior Cat Door

$64.96 from Amazon »

"The Kitty Pass" sounds a little odd, but I guess they couldn't really call it "The Kitty Hole" without experiencing some PR backlash, now could they?...

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The Volcano Vaporizer

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When this Volcano blows, I promise, the only havoc it's going to wreak is on your ability to touch your finger to your nose and make the L O N G 25-foot journey to the kitchen to get that half gallon of Moose Tracks you're...

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Lume Cube Flash & Smartphone Mount

$89.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Photograph and record all the things that go bump...or skinny dipping...in the night with the illuminating Lume Cube. The 1.5" x 1.5" portable flash pairs wirelessly with iOS / Android devices to enable snapping and shooting...

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The Chart of Cosmic Exploration

$38 - $145 from PopChartLab.com »

We've come a long way since 1959. Pop Chart Lab's stellar Chart of Cosmic Exploration takes us through the history of man's, and man-made machines', adventures in space. The poster lays out the solar system across the...

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MBI Mini Flashlight Matchbook

$32 from indiegogo »

Strike a MatchLight. Actually, just press its head lightly against any hard surface to set this little flame ablaze. The MBI MatchBook is an 8-strong set of tiny LED flashlights lined up and packaged just like their fire-summoning...

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CamelBak Chem Bio Reservoir

$29 from Amazon »

If you're not an active duty soldier there's no real reason to buy a Chem Bio Reservoir 4.0, a backpack water bladder CamelBak designed to resist penetration by potentially lethal chemical and biological infiltrators....

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Giveaway: Qwerkywriter - Wireless "Typewriter" Keyboard

Qwerkywriter Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Lisa W. of Trinidad, CO, winner of the Qwerkywriter. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways section for your chance to enter our...

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biem Instant Stick Butter Sprayer

$129 - $159 from Biem »

Whether you're looking to cut back on the butter or blanket your whole life in a dewy sheen of it, the forthcoming biem Butter Sprayer could be as revolutionary for your popcorn and toast as the Slotdog is for your wieners....

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The Key Safe

$25 from Amazon »

A Key Safe for your bills. Your geocaching adventures. Your pills (vitamins!) and paper tabs...of things. This stainless steel, water-tight cylinder is a handy EDC companion sized to hold an emergency stash of cash--or...

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SubPac M2 - Immersive & Tactile Audio Vest

$334 from Amazon »

Some people are born with music in their heart, rhythm in their bones. I was born tone deaf and with the dance skills of Doug and Steve Butabi head-bobbin' at the Roxbury. Maybe it's because just hearing music isn't enough...

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A Burglar's Guide to the City

$11.63 from Amazon »

Looking for a new pastime? I wouldn't say Geoff Manaugh's A Burglar's Guide to the City is a how-to manual for breaking into and thieving buildings, but...that's only because I don't want to be considered an accomplice...

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Ascot T-Shirt

$30 from Ascot T-Shirt »

"I have a poem I'd like to read--Spalding, get your foot off the boat!" Whether you're re-enacting Judge Smails' christening of The Flying WASP or just looking for a garment that will garner you some extra attention from...

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Snooperscope - Smartphone Night Vision

$139 from Snooperscope »

The Snooperscope is a nifty smartphone or tablet accessory for hunters and fishermen seeking night vision. Athletes seeking to capture their accomplishments in the dark. Ghost hunters seeking validation of their obsession....

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StakeLight LED Tent Stakes

$12.99 - $17.69 from Amazon »

Even though getting off course during the hike in and being forced to pitch your tent in the dark is super fun, StakeLights promise not to be a total buzzkill. Their 17 lumens of LED shine can also switch to a strobe...

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Kaleido Torch Flashlight

$29.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

I'm not sure "Kaleido Torch" was the best choice of name for this light, because although it may share the basic shape of a kaleidoscope, it is definitely just a light. And if you try to use it like a kaleidoscope, you're...

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3D Printed Cat Armor

Now that the dog is Kevlared, spiked, and pokey bristled to the hilt with a CoyoteVest, it's time to turn your attention to armoring the cat. True, you've had the leather Cat Battle Armor option for a couple of years...

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UpCart - All-Terrain Stair-Climbing Cart

$84.95 from Amazon »

I wish someone would make a suitcase with these UpCart kind of wheels on it. I just got back from Mexico, a land of many stairs and no elevators, and now me and She-Ra: Princess of Power's so-called "roller bags" are...

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Gun Cylinder Pen Holder

$17.93 from Amazon »

Father's is right around the corner! March 27. This year, make sure you get Dad something he--what's up? Oh. Really, March 27 is Easter, not Father's Day. Huh....

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CoyoteVest Pet Body Armor

$19.95 - $109.95 from Coyote Vest »

Sure, a CoyoteVest will make your lap dog look like a mohawked Mad Max BAMF, but that's just a happy side effect. The self-described "Pet Body Armor's" primary purpose is to protect your little buddy from an attack....

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Portable Hookahs Vaporizer Pens

I can't tell you which vaporizer pen is the best. I can't even decide for myself. Pax, Atmos, Titan, Snoop Dogg Double G...so many to choose from! I feel like a girl trying to pick out nail polish! What I can tell you...

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Slotdog Hot Dog Scorer

$17.88 from Amazon »

The Slotdog is Straight. Outta. Compton. Canada. At first glance, this hot dog scorer might seem as unnecessary as the infamous Banana Slicer, and only slightly less ridiculous than the Rollie Egg Dog Maker. It might...

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Outdoor Swinging Lounge

$299.99 from Amazon »

Now this chair looks mighty comfortable. Miiiiighty comfortable indeed. And I think I might feel just as comfortable watching that mighty cute brunette swinging in it on a breezy summer day as I would be taking a turn...

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Keramikus Knife Set

$79.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Art Lebedev makes cool 3D doormats, and Art Lebedev makes cool black knives. He probably makes other things that are decent too, but it's dumping rain on me today and I want some homemade chicken noodle soup for dinner...