In-Shell Egg Scrambler

$42.99 from Amazon »

You may have tried eating eggs to build muscle, but have you ever tried building muscle to eat eggs? This in-shell egg scrambler does exactly that: mixes yolk and whites together into a fluffy, sunshine-hued batter that...

Buddha Beads Self Defense Necklace

$29.69 from Amazon »

Huh. Not sure how Buddha would feel about people co-opting his peaceful name and beads of spiritual exploration and meditation to make a necklace for whacking an attacker upside the head. But I can kind of see where Phoenix...

Piet Hein Eek Tube Watch

$199 - $359 from Amazon »

Dutchman Piet Hein Eek's tube watch began as a tube clock. And Piet Hein Eek's tube clock had even more humble beginnings as a tube and an extrusion ring. Piet turned to extrusion molding to design his clock face. It's...

New Products from The Ridge

$40 - $109 from The Ridge »

The Ridge began its retaliation against bulk and excessive EDC with a series of slim front pocket plate wallets. Four years and over 200,000 Ridge Wallet owners later, the company is injecting its contemporary, minimalist...

Motion Activated Candy Dispenser

$93.88 from Amazon »

I do appreciate that a motion activated candy dispenser means touchless operation and, therefore, no transfer of germs between all the grimy hands that would otherwise be cranking the metal knob, opening the lid, and...

Cards Against The Iron Throne

Discontinued

Make Jon Snow blush with Cards Against The Iron Throne, a 279-card expansion pack for Cards Against Humanity. It's an unofficial version for Game of Thrones fans, filled entirely with references from the books and TV...

It's Gifts for Men Go Time. And by "Go Time" I mean "Buy. Buy! Buy! Time." Lucky for you, I know all the best gifts for the dudes, dads, sweeties, and sirs on your list, because I spend all year looking for loot you can buy on the internet...

Bullet 02 - World's Smallest LED Flashlight

$9.99 from Amazon »

Let's not split hairs over whether or not the Bullet 02 is really the World's Smallest LED Flashlight, when we could have a much more insightful discussion about how the barely-an-inch-long illuminator is waterproof...

Handmade Star Wars Pipes

$21.95 from Amazon »

These handmade Star Wars pipes probably aren't officially licensed by Lucasfilm, but I sure bet they've got Yoda's stamp of approval. And check it out: you have a choice not only of a Yoda pipe actively partaking in some...

Remarkable Books - Beautiful & Historic Works

$27 from Amazon »

In addition to stirring artwork and hand-scribed text, Remarkable Books: The World's Most Beautiful and Historic Works also has Gift for Dad written all over the pages it has extracted from the tomes of history. A permanent...

BakerStone Original Pizza Oven Box for the Grill

$112.99 - $159.97 from Amazon »

I do like me some pizza out of a box. Here, BakerStone trades in the cardboard of what we'd normally think of as a pizza box for stone and metal. This is the Pizza Oven Box, so named because BakerStone says it will transform...

AleHorn Drinking Horns & Tankards

$27.99 - $48.99 from AleHorn »

Game of Thrones-inspired AleHorns give you at least one of the tools you'll need to drink like the head of a House of Westeros. (You're on your own for the arrogance, swagger, hunger for power, and thirst for blood.)...

EURO Blackcan Hot Water Heated Camping Mat

$389.99 from Amazon »

Yep, the EURO Blackcan hot water heated camping mat looks like it will keep you nice and warm at night during winter or high altitude camping trips. But I prefer another, way, way less complicated and expensive method...

Biostrap Total Health Wearable

$250 from Biostrap »

With Biostrap you don't need to choose whether to wear your activity tracker on your wrist or your shoe, your upper or your lower body: this Total Health system comes with a pair of symbiotic wearables that sync to analyze...

Cuisinart Air Fryer Toaster Oven

$199 from Amazon »

I'm not showing you Cusinart's AirFryer Toaster Oven because it's one of Oprah's Favorite Things for 2017...or because I spent any time at all browsing Oprah's Favorite Things for 2017. I'm showing it to you because it...

WHOOSH! Screen Cleaner

$9.99 - $16.50 from Amazon »

WHOOSH! sounds more like a name for the kind of screen cleaner that ejects a sudden gust of air to rid devices of dust and debris. Like the Air Blaster. But here I guess the WHOOSH! signifies the totality and sweeping...

Trayvax Ascent Wallet

$54.99 from Trayvax »

With minimalism and ruggedness in its DNA, it's only natural that the Trayvax Ascent wallet continues the tradition of tough simplicity Trayvax built with its original stainless steel plate cash and card carrier. For...

Star Wars First Order AR Stormtrooper Robot

$299.99 from Amazon »

UBTECH's First Order Stormtrooper arrives trained (built-in AR features), armed (app-enabled), and ready for the Dark Lord's (that's you) commands. Aspiring Vaders can interact with the robot using voice commands, and...

Spartan Shield Fire Resistant Bag for Valuables

$59.99 from Amazon »

I'm showing you this Spartan Shield fire resistant (and water resistant) bag because I just ordered one for myself. I hope I never need it, but I have one friend whose house narrowly escaped wipeout from Hurricane Irma...

KFC Internet Escape Pod

$10k from KFC Ltd. »

KFC says their Internet Escape Pod, featuring a fried chicken drumstick door handle and Stretch Armstrong Colonel Sanders passed out drunk and slung over the top, is meant to help you hide from the barrage of Cyber Monday...

Shocktato Party Game

$29.99 from Amazon »

Shocktato is a party game from the same people who made Lightning Reaction Reloaded, which is my all-time favorite party game to play with people who are slower than I am. As you've probably guessed, their new combination...

Mpow Bluetooth Over Ear Headphones

$79.99 from Amazon »

From what I gather, Mpow makes some pretty alright headphones at some pretty alright prices. The over ear Bluetooth model I've picked out here touts the simple feature of high quality sound...

PEPPERALARM - Automatic Pepper Spray Anti-Theft Device

$298 from PEPPERALARM »

The PEPPERALARM is a burglar alarm system that sets out to be a little more...proactive, shall we say? Its creators call it "The Robber Stopper!" and while they don't include any testimonials from robbers the PEPPERALARM...

EcoQube C Aquarium

The EcoQubeC Aquarium is for all the kiddies, girlfriends, and mamas on your gift list this year who are responsible...ish. The desktop Betta fish tank does accommodate a single live fish, which will need to be fed and...