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Giveaway: New Year's Swag Mystery Box

I raked it in during the 2015 holiday season. Product samples galore! And I'm giving all of them--well, the ones I didn't eat or wrap up for my mama--to one of you. Click here and enter to win Dude's New Year's Swag Mystery...

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Kodama Zomes Hanging Beds

It's no Bird's Nest Bed, but I would 100% take a Kodama Zome over a Lotus Belle Tent on account of the fact that it is 100 times less likely to make someone say my least favorite word of the decade: "glamping." The geodesic...

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iRing Smartphone Grip & Stand

$15.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The iRing is a kickstand for your smartphone. It can be a mount for it too, looped over an included hook. But I think the best function this multi-tool of sorts serves is in the name itself: a ring. Slip the iRing over...

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Mechanical Wooden Clock Kit

$69.99 from Amazon »

I was going to get my 14-year-old nephew one of these Mechanical Wooden Clock Kits for Christmas, but then I remembered they don't teach kids how to tell analog time anymore so he wouldn't even be able to read it. I also...

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Pocket Bellows - "Blow-It" Fire Starter

$13.38 from Amazon »

If they're holding your feet to the fire to light the kindling and make the logs crackle, hold your face to the fire--at a safe, 20" distance--to get it done. Epiphany Outdoor Gear's V3-Pocket Bellows is a modern take...

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Luxury Star Wars Pens

$2,070 - $24,500 from Wheelers »

I never understood why anyone would pay thousands of dollars for a fountain pen. But ST Dupont has created a series of them honoring Star Wars, including a Tie-Fighter, an X-Wing, and two extra super special Darth Vader...

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The Trump Coloring Book

$8.90 from Amazon »

Whether you're for or against him, MG Anthony has compiled thousands of black lines and white space that will set you up to "show The Donald in his true colors." And I have to say, The Trump Coloring Book does a pretty...

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Portable Ice Maker

$99.99 from Amazon »

Now that the days are getting longer it's time to start stocking up for summer! Or if BBQs at the park and your Bartender-on-a-Bike business are still too distant of a vision, you might find one of these portable ice...

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BTunes Bluetooth Headphone Adapter

If you really want wireless headphones, it's not that cost prohibitive anymore just to buy a pair of wireless headphones. But if you already have a pair you love, and are finding their wires behaving more like tethers...

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Blackout Bands - Sleep Mask Sunglasses

$19.99 from Blackout Bands »

Three things: 1) Welcome to 2016; 2) I've got a little something for your hangover. Especially if you have to open your eyes today; and 3) Kellan Lutz isn't a vampire, but he does play one in the worst movies in the history...

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Your Slyce Pizza Topping Divider

$23.89 from Amazon »

I guess the Your Slyce pizza topping divider--or as they call it, "personalization tool"--is a good idea for, say, the 1% of Americans who eat only 1 slice of pizza. For the rest of us, it's a terrible tease....

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ArcaBoard - A Real Hoverboard

$19,900 from Arca »

The ArcaBoard is indeed a real hoverboard. It looks like a giant domino. In this case though, the brick is a composition of aerospace grade composite materials, and the pips an arrangement of 36 high-powered Electric...

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Icons Unmasked Book

$30 from Kickstarter »

Have you ever wondered if the superheroes, animated icons, and comic book stars you see in pop culture are hiding something--a demure inner self, a secret identity, an ugly mug, James Franco--behind their masks? I haven't....

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Edison Light Bulbs

$5.99 - $29.89 from Amazon »

Nothing like tacking a Tesla or Edison onto your product to make a quick buck these days (you've seen the lighter and the board game, right?) Here at least we have an item that is nearly synonymous with Edison's name:...

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Cocoon Go Go Gadget Packs

$69.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Cocoon doesn't bill their Tech 16" Backpack and Graphite 15" Brief as Go Go Gadget holders fit for the Inspector himself, but I think deeming these labyrinths of gear containment and organization as much is a fair assumption...

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Breo iSee4 Wireless Digital Eye Massager

$149.99 from Amazon »

Breo's iSee4 Eye Massager isn't here to take you on a virtual reality rollercoaster. It's here to soothe and relax your clenched face and racing heart after you get off. The digital system fits over your eyes just like...

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Boeing Jet Powered Go Kart

$10,500 from Craigslist »

Wasn't a DIY jet-powered something the co-star of a Darwin Award several years ago? I guess if you want to take the lead in a sequel, Seth Kettleman from TransTurbine in Maryland has the vehicle for you. The Boeing Boss...

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Water Preserver Concentrate

$13.44 from Amazon »

Now that you've designated a bathtub to store your waterBOB it's probably a good idea to make sure the giant reservoir's emergency contents are actually safe to drink in the event of an emergency. This little bottle holds...

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1byone Digital Indoor HDTV Antenna

I never used to put much stock in these stick-on antennas since their whole "cut the cable" mantra also means "...and cut out all the channels you got cable for in the first place." But last July I moved into my girlfriend's...

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Star Wars Sith Lord Parka

$249.99 from Amazon »

How does a Dark Lord of the Sith stay warm and dry in the winter without sacrificing his menacing appearance? He calls musterbrand (who then calls a bunch of attorneys for licensing approval). Taking design inspiration...

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Elite Executive Fire Safe

$350 from Amazon »

Stack-On goes for security tested, fire rated, and convertible with their Elite Executive Fire Safe. It takes care of protecting your valuables from sticky fingers and encroaching flames as a registered California Department...

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Coleman 12-in-1 Camp Scissors

$5.99 from Amazon »

A little snip, a little strip, a little screw. No, I'm not here to discuss the benefits of vasectomies today, but the attributes of Coleman's 12-in-1 Camp Scissors. The pair of stainless steel blades snip through fishing...

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Scratch & Sniff Guide to Becoming a Whiskey Know-It-All

$15.54 from Amazon »

For some, knowing what they like is enough. Others--the curious, the professionals, the annoying dudes who never quite grew out of toddlerhood--can't just accept that they like it, they have to know why. Richard Betts'...

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Star Wars Planetary Glassware Set

$49.99 from ThinkGeek »

From the Milky Way to a galaxy far, far away. After our own solar system proved to be a stellar success amongst MVEMJSUN lovers, Star Wars is taking its turn to front Think Geek's latest Planetary Glassware Set. Meet...

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SKYTech High Powered Laser Pointers

$159.99 - $189.99 from SKYtech Lasers »

If you're on a laser hunt but "just looking for something cheap that'll burn out after a couple months," SKYtech will have to point you in a different direction. Maybe using TO-38 diodes and a 1,000mW indigo blue beam....

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Room with a View Pet House

$49.99 from Amazon »

I'd like to see this bed-with-a-rooftop-deck design for pets scaled up to human size as well. Maybe to use as a poolside cabana or backyard lounger. A little sun, a little nap, a little sun, a little nap.... Dogs and...

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RC Toyota Land Cruiser

$365 from Amazon »

"I wanted the challenging build and I have it. This is a kit and it is not for the impatient." Still want Tamiya's RC Toyota Land Cruiser? "I am an experienced builder and usually it takes about 5 hours to build a RC...

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Artisan Dry Aged Steak Starter Kit

$160 from Amazon »

UMAi Dry won an award from the National Restaurant Association for its ability to turn out steak dry-aged in an ordinary refrigerator. Originally developed for commercial kitchens, UMAi's dry-aging starter kit is now...

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Dragon's Tail Knife

I don't think they're talking Puff the Magic Dragon's tail here. Combative Edge's Dragon's Tail knife has a hooked handle and finger hole for a solid grip and tactical application of their D2 steel blade. The knife is...

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Chalkboard Table Runner

$36.99 from Amazon »

The Chalk Table Runner completes the party, allowing you to draw your own decorations, designations, or directions around the food spread. Use the included ButterStix Zero Dust chalks to create festive fireworks and Happy...

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INU Folding Electric Scooter

$3,288 from INU »

The INU sounds cool. It's a completely connected folding scooter configured to send text messages, make a road movie, or take a selfie right from the handlebars. The folding mechanism is automatic and smartphone-controlled...

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New Year's Resolution Mugshot Signs

$19.99 from Amazon »

The only thing I like less than photo booths with whimsical props is New Year's Resolutions. But these New Year's Resolution Mugshot photo / selfie signs for your NYE party do have one redeeming quality: they call it...

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Men's Dino Hood

$54 from Etsy »

Mr. Stegosaurus, what soft scales you have. The better to nuzzle you with, my dear. And Mr. Stegosaurus, what flappy spikes you have. The better not to impale you with, my dear. And Mr. Stegosaurus, what hipster-humanlike...

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Amazon.com E-Gift Cards

$100 from Amazon »

You: Crap, the gift I ordered hasn't arrived yet. Arrived busted. Arrived way smaller / bigger / uglier than it looked in the photos. Crap, was I supposed to buy Christmas presents again this year?...

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Nomad Manual Espresso Machine

$285.47 from Amazon »

No electricity, no batteries, no gas, just a lever and a couple of water pumps. And you. The Nomad is a completely manual espresso machine that claims to make champion-barista-quality shots inspired by classic hand-operated...

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LunchBot Insulated Food Container

$35.99 from Amazon »

I beseech all of the people in my office who bring their raw scrambled eggs to work in normal tupperware containers, and then drop a giant sulfur bomb on the entire floor for the entire day when they decide to nuke them...

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All-In-One Car Charger, Light & Battery Pack

$35.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

While I'm not sure T-BONE is the best name for a tool designed for use in your car, the charger itself makes a nice driving companion. In addition to delivering cigarette lighter power to USB-compatible devices when plugged...

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Honest Monk Postcards

$5.45 from Honest Monk »

It's not just that Honest Monk makes funny, frank postcards. It's also that they will send them to your desired recipient anonymously. Yep, just like WTF Prank Candles, but with an instant payoff. Know someone who sucks...

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Portable Infrared Archsauna

Sold Out from Amazon »

Sure, the giant whiskey barrel sauna is ten times better than Tuningdome's Archsauna, but it also costs 10 times more. This portable half-dome uses infrared radiation provided by a ceramic heating system to gently warm...

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Show Me Your Kitty Panties

$10.90 from Etsy »

Cats hide in the darndest of places, don't they? Etsy shop owner Elena prints adorable images of kitties onto semi-sexy pairs of underwear to create the overall awesome effect of the literal cuddly creature ladies obsess...

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Transparent Electric Kettle

$26.99 from Amazon »

Like the MoMA store's transparent stock pot, Hamilton Beach's Glass Electric Kettle makes watching water boil a damn good time simply by providing a 360-degree view (well, almost) of the process. Bonus points go to the...

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SpinChill Portable Drink Chiller

$19.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

A can of warm beer, a cooler filled with ice, and a SpinChill. Put them together and you'll be 60 seconds away from an ice. Cold. Party. Prefer bottles of beer? Bottles of wine? Teetotaling with the orange sodie? SpinChill...

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Robot USB Hub

$16.95 from Amazon »

Now that your 11-year-old has an iPhone 6s, an iPod Nano, and an iPad Mini, better get him a few more USB charging ports than his 15" MacBook Pro with Retina Display provides. Hey, how about this Robot USB Hub, which...

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King Bed with Doggie Insert

Discontinued

Jason Barton made a king bed with enough room for the King of the Bed. Which means you'll be sleeping on a cut piece of memory foam stuck in the 23" insert tacked onto its side....

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Franklin's Finest Emergency Survival Coffee

$12.49 from Amazon »

I feel like I need Emergency Survival Coffee every morning, so I guess the only thing that sets Franklin's Finest apart from my standard cup of grocery store grind is semantics. They mean "real" emergency that requires...

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10-Pound Toblerone Bar

$89.41 from Amazon »

Toblerone has built 45, 100-gram servings into their 10-pound mountain range of chocolate, honey, and almond nougat. That's:...

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Hog Wild Ball Poppers

$8 - $17.99 from Amazon »

In theory, Hog Wild's Ball Poppers are last-minute stocking stuffers for the kids. In practice, they'll probably be the most fun the adults have all Christmas Day. Available in a dozen or so different pot-bellied animals...

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Killing Hitler With Praise And Fire

$13.48 from Amazon »

It's a choose your own adventure book that marries the past, the future, and one of the worst human beings in the history of the world. (See, look on the bright side Wu-Tang Clan: at least it was Martin Shkreli and not...