Scented Croissant Stress Toy

$10.99 from Amazon »

I don't know if a memory foamy croissant that emits the scent of mankind's greatest pastry when you squeeze it is so much a stress reliever as it is a stress creator. Holidays got you frazzled with the shopping frenzy...

Columbia Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Coats

$400 from Columbia »

Leia: I'm freezing. Han: I know. The Star Wars saga infiltrates Columbia Sportswear - or, more likely, Columbia Sportswear infiltrates the Star Wars saga - again this year, with a limited-edition series of The Empire...

The Dark Knot Men's Ties & Accessories

$29 - $195 from The Dark Knot »

The Dark Knot is a men's tie and accessory retailer, a subscription service, and an online consultant for aspiring gentlemen of style. In other words, if you know a dude who's currently the Before version of Steve Carell...

Pocket Knife Sharpener

$6.89 from Amazon »

This pocket knife sharpener re-sharpens about any blade you've got in just 3 to 4 strokes. I wish I could use it on other stuff I've got that's dulled. Like, say, my brain...

Luchadores Thumb Wrestling Thumb Covers

$11.99 from Amazon »

Choose your luchador champion and get your wrestlin' thumb ready because, Uno, dos, tres, quatro! Quien declara una guerra de pulgares? Yo!...

Nanodots 216 Sets

$34.99 - $39.99 from Nanomagnetics »

You have to be at least 18 years old to buy Nanodots. Because they're as dangerous in the hands of children as tobacco products. And porn. Precision-milled from sintered neodynium-iron-boron, each teeny tiny Nanodot is...

A Christmas Story Village

$12.74 - $98.90 from Amazon »

The Christmas Story Village collection shrinks snapshots of the highs and lows of Ralphie Parker and his family's life so that this holiday season, you can bring them a little closer to your own. From Ralphie's bunny...

Roast Beef Sandwich Bath Soak

Sold Out from Amazon »

Dude. Roast Beef Sandwich Bath Soak will make your whole body smell like your fingers do after you eat a French Dip. Talk about a gift for a man sent straight from the Baby Jesus. Well, either the Baby Jesus or Jimmy...

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Giveaway: GO-KOT Cordura Camping Cot Set

GO-KOT Cordura Camping Cot Set Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Marcus L. of Cypress, TX, winner of the GO-KOT Cordura Camping Cot Set. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways...

Mini Materials 1:12 Scale Mini Cinder Block Pallet

$19.99 from Mini Materials »

How small is Mini Materials' Mini Cinder Block Pallet? The 1:12 construction pieces measure 1.3" x 0.66" x 0.66" each, and you'll get 24 cinder blocks, plus their wooden pallet coaster in the set. So, small enough to...

What gift to give the people who gave you the gift of life? I've got a few Mom & Dad gift ideas for those of you who want to go beyond the Whitman's Sampler Boxes and bathrobes, jumbo cans of mixed nuts and multi-packs of golf balls this year. Here are my picks for the Best Gifts for Mom & Dad...

Play with Your Food Sports Mugs

$24 from Amazon »

Sports mugs with nets and baskets and goalposts and gloves to flick food into? Weeeee! As if marshmallows in hot chocolate and Fritos in chili weren't fun enough before!...

Sure Fuck Cologne & Fuck Me Perfume

$24.75 - $44 from SF Cologne »

Sure Fuck USA and the Sure Fuck Science Team have cooked up and calibrated a duo of scents--Sure Fuck Cologne and Fuck Me Perfume--for one express and guaranteed purpose: to get you f...ragrant. Sure Fuck Cologne and...

Nature's D*ck Pics 2018 Wall Calendar

$19.99 from Amazon »

Leave it to nature to penetrate our...hearts. The Nature's Dick Pics 2018 Wall Calendar takes us on a 12-month tour of some of the most striking rock formations Mother Nature ever created. When she was horny...

Raclette Cheese Melting Machine

$57.11 from Amazon »

"Alexa, add raclette cheese to the list of tasty foods that are going to make me distastefully fat this season." Would you like me to add the Nutri-Chef cheese melting machine to your cart?...

Gravity Museum Tabletop Space Exploration Kit

The Gravity Museum is a hands-on catalogue of the gravitational forces acting on the planets in our solar system. Created by Kristoph Krisjans, who also brought us the Moondrop gravity-defying fidget toy, the Gravity...

Tokaido Board Game

$49.95 from Amazon »

In Tokaido, board game designer Antoine Bauza takes his award-winning artwork skills to Japan's East Sea Road. Two to five travelers will journey along the undulating road in hopes of discovery its treasures and natural...

Twisty Glass Blunt

$44.99 from 7pipe »

The first time I saw 7pipe's Twisty Glass Blunt was in a video with a shot of a lady taking a hit off one and then blowing out birthday candles. Good stuff in, bad stuff out, and now we eat cake!...

A Secret Santa exchange at the office, a White Elephant party amongst friends, or a long overdue payback to your brother for sending you that Christmas card that played "Jingle Bells" for 3 hours straight. There plenty of reasons to buy funny, quirky, or borderline not very nice gifts for selected...

Goats in Trees 2018 Calendar

$10.76 from Amazon »

Too bad the 2018 Goats in Trees calendar doesn't come with sound effects. Assuming the crazy SOBaaaahs that hoof it up trunks and balance on limbs are the same crazy SOBaaaahs that scream, that is. But imagine it: every...

Oral Rehydration Salts

$13.99 from Amazon »

Oral rehydration salts should part of everyone's survival kit. Especially your survival kit for New Year's Eve. And Christmas Eve. And the office holiday party with the open bar. And your friend Cornelius' Ugly Christmas...

Firebiner Carabiner & Firestarter

$19.99 from Outdoor Element »

Half-carabiner...half-firestarter. But stronger than both. Ahhh, the Firebiner hybrid is a multi-tool straight out of Underworld...

Beardaments - Beard Ornaments

$8.99 from Amazon »

If Santa approved of beard ornaments I think he would have invented Beardaments - or at least worn some - himself. Unless he's just leaving Beardaments to those they can really benefit. To all the lumberjacks and hipsters...

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Village

$17.99 - $129.99 from Amazon »

You can go all out Clark Griswold and National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation on your holiday decorating this year without risking falling off the roof or running up a thousand-dollar electrical bill. Just make yourself...