Nite Ops Can Cooler with LED Light

$9.99 from ThinkGeek »

Protect your beer from getting swiped, your hand from getting wet, and that hot little redhead from getting spilled on with your mission-ready Nite Ops Can Cooler. This koozie serves and protects on 3 fronts:...

Dyson V6 Mattress & Car Seat Vacuum

$247.37 from Amazon »

One thing I know is that the 2 million dust mites Dyson says have colonized my mattress along with their allergenic feces are almost enough to make me lose my lunchtime appetite today (almost; thankfully, my love of the...

Lytro Immerge - Light Field VR Camera

By: Lytro »

Lytro Immerge brings the Light Field to cinematic virtual reality. Though intended more for professionals than YouTube hobbyists, the forthcoming spaceship of a camera says it can create "lifelike presence" in live action...

SALT Self-Defense Gun

$299.99 - $349.99 from Salt Supply »

Lorenzo Maggiore already figured out how to A-Salt bugs in an effort keep our extermination of insects simple, clean, and green. Now we have a means of SALTing humans, this time in an effort to keep our defense against...

Concealed Storage Mirror

$489.99 from Amazon »

Ladies, no mirror will dare say Snow White is the fairest of them all when it catches wind of what you're ready to pull out from behind its glass. This 60" wall-mounted red herring conceals a full-length storage cabinet...

Alien Next Door

$12.73 from Amazon »

Here we have the script for the next sequel in the Alien franchise, tentatively titled Alien: Domestication. OK, not quite. It's actually a new satire from artist Joey Spiotto--the kind that's kind of for kids, kind of...

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Titan M & Titan M Loop Cable Bundle

$29.95 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Why do you need two Titans? Because two descendants of the primordial deities is much, much better than one. Also, the Titan M Loop add-on to the Titan virtually indestructible USB-Micro USB cable is sized for stowing...

Sliced Bread Chair

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I know you don't want me to say it, but...you kind of do. And so do I. This chair is the best thing since jelly. Fold it in half, plop it on the floor and pop a squat. No slow roasting or smoking required to make your...

Chewbacca Can Koozie

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Wookiee want a sodie? No? Then how about lending me some of that fine Kashyyyk fur so I can keep mine cold and condensation-free? The Star Wars Chewbacca koozie is made of 100% genuine fake Wookiee hair. That's right...

Oda Nobunaga Samurai Scissors

Don't bring scissors to a sword fight. Unless! Unless those scissors are katana-bladed samurai scissors! This pair of Oda Nobunaga Scissors by Nikken Cutlery have been designed in the likeness of powerful Japanese warlord...

Police Force Defender

$136.93 from Amazon »

The Police Force Defender might have a killer look, but a blast from this self-defense weapon will incapacitate an attacker using the non-lethal forces of Crossfire Technology and Sabre Red Pepper Spray. In terms less...

Crux Supply Co. Shaving Kit

$79.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Welcome to Movember. Whether you're spending this month playing enthusiastic participant of the mustache-sporting community or boycotting it in favor of baby face...or a reverse mustache!...you're going to need some supplies...

A Drink & a Smoke Impact-Proof iPhone Case

$15.99 from Amazon »

Clearly the impact-resistance feature of ZVE's iPhone case is going to come in muy handy after its built-in bottle opener and USB lighter get you drunk and stoned off your Apple iOS. The cover, available in sizes for...

Nemo Special Ops Drill

$1,720 from Nemo Power Tools »

Pick up Nemo's Special Ops salt-water-resistant, concealed-carry drill, load it up with a 31/64 bit, and drive that sucker right through your heart. Because if the fact that this weapon of mass construction is currently...

Death Star Waffle Iron

$39.99 from Amazon »

Want to know another way to destroy a Death Star? Douse it in syrup and set it in front of my hungry face. If you love waffles and you love Star Wars, or even if you just like one of the two, or even if you just kind...

Tetris Link

$17.55 from Amazon »

You could call Tetris Link Tetris IRL. It's like old-school video game meets even-older-school board game. It's like Connect Four with better colors. It's like a puzzle and exercise in intellectual stamina for people...

Z.A.P.S. Survival Grenade

Pull the pin and...boom!...an explosion of survival gear scatters before you. Z.A.P.S. takes outdoor kits on the offensive with their fully-loaded grenade of tools and gear. Designed by a former Marine Scout sniper the...

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WedgeWood Rings Wood-Lined Ring

Giveaway: WedgeWood Rings Wood-Lined Ring

When the luster of fine metals meets the distinction of fine woods they form a ring. A ring of drama and intrigue, of richness and envy. Is your finger ready for the scandal? Click here and enter to win your choice of...

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Altwork Sit-Down-Stand-Up-Lie-Down Workstation

$3,900 - $4,900 from Altwork »

Did you ever think you'd long to sit in a dentist's chair? Me either. And really the Altwork only loosely resembles the bearer of root canals in its reclined position, which is just one of several the new workstation...

Her Side / His Side Duvet

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While I can say I'm not the sort of dude who would put up with his girlfriend installing this ridiculous, emasculating duvet on his bed, I'm afraid I cannot say I'm not the sort of dude who would put up with his girlfriend...

Triby - Connected Speaker for the Kitchen

$199 from Amazon »

Triby might look like a cutesy boombox for the kids, but hang with it for a minute because the speaker promises to be so much more than that. Physically, Triby is a 6" x 6" square, and just 1.2" deep with a magnetic backing...

Custom Leathercraft Carpenter's Tool Bag

$34.99 from Amazon »

Tools come in all shapes and sizes, and Custom Leathercraft's Carpenter's Bag is sturdy and pliable enough to hold any of them but the ones measuring 5'10" long and answering to the name "Cornelius." The heavy-duty waist...

Pumpktris - The Tetris Pumpkin

Happy Freak Night, kids! Or, if bone-chilling masks and gory body parts aren't your thing, Happy Tame & Friendly Halloween! Do you know that yesterday someone who owns a child told me his kid's school allows Halloween...

Grifiti Big-Ass Bands

$8.98 - $17.98 from Amazon »

Big stretch. Big strength. Big colors. Grifiti makes it clear: go Big-Ass or go home. The company's Big-Ass Bands take the rubber band concept and then, uh, stretch it to fit so many more of your daily needs. The fat...

The Gentleman's Glassware Set

Nothing says "gentleman" like dripping wax and whiskey. The gentlemen at Manready Mercantile individually hand-dip each of their tumblers in black polymer to give your Bushmills on the rocks (or kale & beet smoothie)...

Life-Size RC R2-D2 Refrigerator

$8,240 from Otakumode »

You probably won't be so bummed to hear that this life-size remote control R2-D2 refrigerator is available only in Japan once you hear that Lucasfilm's Far East minions are charging over $8,000 for it. Oh, and the fridge's...

Grand Portico Mansion Playhouse

$10k from Amazon »

Who's your Daddy...Warbucks? Better call him if you want the Grand Portico playmansion erected in your back yard, Suzy Q, because this definition of a spoiled child is gonna cost a whole helluva lot more than the Barbie...

Grow Your Own Escargot Kit

$53.39 from Firebox.com »

Note: Converting them from snails to escargot is optional. You are welcome just to grow them and name them and keep them as snuggly (with a side of slime) pets. Otherwise: Attention kitchen magicians! If your bag of culinary...

Dakota Watch Company Knife Clip

$56.90 from Amazon »

More than a watch and more accessible than your phone, the Dakota Knife Clip is a multi-tool growing out of a carabiner providing latchable, fast contact with a clock, knife, scissors, LED microlight, and compass. The...

F**k Me Perfume

$26 from Amazon »

In the words of the great Marcy Playground, "I smell sex and can-dy." Or is that sex and cran-ber-ries? With tonka mousse and a hint of Tuscan blood orange. From the perfumers and the sexologists who brought you Sure...

The Beast D Off-Road Scooter

$4,299 from Daymak »

Are we really at a point that we can call electric, solar-powered scooters The Beast? Daymak thinks so. Their line of (mostly) street-legal eBikes designed for off-road use all carry the formidable name. The Beast D...

BladeLight Folder LED Knife

$154.48 from Amazon »

When using a knife it's usually helpful to be able to see what you're doing. And since it's not always easy or practical to bring your knife to the light, SOG Specialty Knives and Tools has decided to bring the light...

WORX 56V Cordless Blower

$185.99 from Amazon »

While men tend to crave something that will blow all year long, come fall and winter that longing becomes particularly poignant. Leaves and snow, raking and shoveling, they're hard work begging to be turned into easy...

Dai Sensei Japanese Kitchen Knife

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Dai Sensei means "Grand Master" in Japanese, and that's presumably what this fusion of a Japanese blade and a French chef's knife will make the kitchen warrior who wields it. (Note: Knowing proper knife skills, such as...

Aura Clean Sonic Toothbrush & Cleaning Station

$129 from Amazon »

Your spaceship has arrived. It's carrying vodka and...a toothbrush? Aura Clean claims to be the world's cleanest toothbrush, otherworldly in both its cleansing and sanitation abilities. I don't know if that's hard or...

Extreme Ownership: How US Navy SEALs Lead & Win

$16.19 from Amazon »

Interesting how Extreme Ownership: How U.S. Navy SEALs Lead & Win has released in the midst of our farcical 2016 election race, and the general political circus that's set up shop in Washington. I bet authors Jocko Willink...

Outer Space Vodka

$5.99 - $29.99 from Outer Space Vodka »

What's scarier than this freak parade of masks on Halloween night? The head-splitting, toilet-hugging hangover we're all going to have Sunday morning. Especially with 1) Daylight Saving Time ending at 2 a.m., giving everyone...

Winbag Air Wedge Alignment Tool

$19.73 from Amazon »

The Winbag is an inflatable cushion and alignment tool designed to replace shims and wedges. Suitable for both home and professional use, the place-and-pump pillow assists with leveling and installing windows, doors...

Darth Vader Samurai Warrior Doll

$1,838 from Japan Trend Shop »

Darth Vader as a samurai warrior. Hmmm, a strange mixing of metaphors, but it still fits. Trade the lightsaber for a sword, swap out the E-3778Q-1 mobile life support system and cape for ancient Japanese mobile life support...

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Col. Littleton American Leather Bag

Giveaway: Col. Littleton American Leather Bag

Col. Littleton makes his bags rugged and ready to rumble from full-grain American hides. No preternatural coatings or glossy hipster aesthetics, just rich, hand-tanned craftsmanship that wears with its wearer, and matures...

Well Endowed Zentai Suit

$44.99 from Amazon »

I see your Little Green Man, and raise it one Huge Green Man. If you prefer Orange, Red, Yellow, Blue,, Purple, or Never-Go-Back Black, I have Zentai suits in all of those extra-tight, extra-long-schlong colors too. So...

Weed the Marijuana Leaf Mask

$19.99 from Amazon »

Stoner culture meets stoner agriculture. Weed the Marijuana Leaf is a mask for Halloween, a mask for legalization rallies, and most of all, a mask to cover up your face when you're super high and need to hide it for...

Exploding Kittens Card Game - NSFW Edition

$19.99 from Amazon »

Unlike run-of-the-mill kitten explosions, Exploding Kittens: NSFW Edition contains content that is not suitable for your workplace or children. And even though no one seems to be saying it, I'm guessing a card game featuring...

Rothco Angle Head GI Flashlight

$12.71 from Amazon »

Sure you can light your path just as bright, for just as long, and hands-free with an LED headlamp, but...maybe you don't like wearing bulbous lights on your head. Maybe you like your illuminating glow emanating from...

The Dechoker

$149.96 from Dechoker »

Dude, the Dechoker might not be something you want (with 5 exclamation marks and a praying hands emoji!) per se, but it could be something you'll need one day, particularly if you've got children, or friends who behave...

Liquid Co. Essentialist Wallet

$64.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

In a blatant affront to their name, Liquid Co. has created the Essentialist, a solid, rock hard wallet. Well, more like aluminum grade 6061 than rock hard, but the card, cash, and key carrier is strong enough to protect...

Lekue Kabob Cooker

$19.95 from Amazon »

Skewer your meat, fish, and vegetables and load up the Lekue Kabob Cooker for steamed & speared dinner. I approve of everything about Lekue's microwavable Kabob cooker except the way they spell "kabob." I like "kebab."...

eora 3D - Smartphone-Powered 3D Scanner

$229 - $319 from eora 3D »

eora 3D says they've created the first 3D scanner that is as precise as it is affordable. And they might be right. eora 3D scans an array of physical objects and surfaces to sub-100 microns, with scans captured in full-color...