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Lightload Survival Tool Towels

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HeroMods - Become a 3D Printed Superhero

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The Santa Claus Sack Mystery Box Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Robert S. of Lodi, CA, winner of Dude's giant Santa Sack of loot. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways section...

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Earin True Wireless Earbuds

$199 from Earin »

Last chance to grab a pair of Earin teeny tiny wireless earbuds at a discount slightly bigger than that: enter coupon code EARIN35 at checkout and take $35 off your order. Act fast, and you'll also get the sonorous stocking...

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Razer Diamondback Collector's Edition Gaming Mouse

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Grav Cup Bubbler

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ButcherBox Premium Meat Delivery

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Think Ink Fidget Pen

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CRKT Synergist Fixed Blade Knife

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ViperSwiper Side Window Wiper

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Gripforce Retractable Cleat Ice Boots

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Where were Gripforce's retractable spike boots when I was taking the banana peel challenge?! The Swedish-designed "Intelligent Winter Boot" intends to stamp out 2 widespread problems with cold weather footwear: 1) slipperiness;...

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Marvel Rainbow Bridge Fleece Jumpsuit

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