The Original Whiskey Ball: 2-Pack

If you're going to drink whiskey on the rocks all night you should have some big balls. Because they melt slower. Because they don't have any jagged or pointy edges that will scratch your Riedel glass. Because they look...

Beer Savers - Silicone Rubber Bottle Caps

$9.95 from Amazon »

I know, I know, Who so put out to finish a measly bottle of beer they need to Beer Saver it for later? Well, the freshness-preserving caps do work on 22 ounce beers too...

Prynt Pocket - Instant Photo Printer for iPhone

$147.99 from Amazon »

Prynt Pocket gives your iPhone the power of Polaroid, plus a little bit more, with options to print directly from Instagram, add finishing and augmented reality flourishes to your photos, and make snapshot hard copies...

Oahaca Pull-String Windup Toy

$19.99 from Amazon »

If you haven't fully stuffed your stockings yet, Oahaca's ready to join the sock party. Just don't get him too wound up before Christmas morning - he gets a little wild and unruly at the pull of a string...

Flag & Anthem Apparel - Clothes For Dudes Like You

$12.25 - $129.50 from Flag & Anthem »

The guys who started Flag & Anthem did it because they noticed something fishy about their wardrobes: they were paying out the box pleats for the button-ups that looked and felt good to wear, but the shirts they snagged...

WaterBrick Stackable Water & Food Storage

$17 - $176 from Amazon »

WaterBricks help you prep for emergencies, road trips, and unpacking the groceries after a biannual trip to Costco. The stackable water and food storage containers are made of high density polyethylene (HDPE) strong enough...

Tribe of Mentors: Short Life Advice

$17.33 from Amazon »

Tribe of Mentors: Short Life Advice from the Best in the World author, Tim Ferriss, has made quite the name for himself since writing The 4-Hour Workweek. He's a public speaker, podcast host, angel investor, advisor to...

Alexia Ergonomic Meditation Seat

$326.90 - $524.95 from Amazon »

The Alexia Meditation Seat makes calming your mind and finding your inner Zen more comfortable with its ergonomic, proper-posture-promoting design. Not sure if it adds anything to "activities" outside of meditation, but...

InstaSaber AR Lightsaber App

FREE from InstaSaber »

Recent grads can finally put that rolled-up diploma to good use with the InstaSaber. And everyone else: grab a sheet of copy paper or unopened pack of chopsticks, and prepare for virtual battle with all offending lamps...

ScopeAround Pore & Intraoral Inspection Camera

$89.99 from Amazon »

And don't think the ScopeAround Fit camera limits you to what's on your skin and inside your mouth. This versatile Wi-Fi video camera and microscope is up for helping you explore all of your orifices. Check to see if...

Cube-Works Self-Destruct USB 3.0 Hub

$59.99 from ThinkGeek »

The Cube-Works Self-Destruct USB 3.0 Hub takes a different approach to the 2017 phenomenon of pressing buttons and flipping switches to make yourself feel better. Rather than slapping said buttons and switches on a fidget...

Rover Land & Sea Amphibious RC Car

$116.49 from Amazon »

An Rover Land & Sea App-Controlled Amphibious Vehicle is a sneaky gift for a kid. Sneaky in that the kid will love being able to use the new toy as easily in a lake or swimming pool as in the living room or backyard...

CigarzUp Beer Bottle Cigar Holder

$11.89 from Amazon »

A beer in one hand, a cigar in...the same hand. CigarzUp, yep, keeps your cigar up, and at the ready, when you're enjoying a smoke alongside a bottled cold one...

Pulse III Guybrator (NSFW)

$109 - $149 from Hot Octopuss »

Hot Octopuss gives their trademarked "guybrator" a v.3 upgrade with the Pulse III Solo and Duo. I explored the ricockculous delights of the Pulse II here. This new edition aims (and squeezes and slides) to intensify your...

Fuego Box Craft Hot Sauce Club

Light up some taste buds right alongside the Christmas tree or Menorah with a Fuego Box craft hot sauce club subscription for your favorite spice fiend. Dad or Gramps can't take the heat? No problem. Fuego has a Mellow...

Ain't Got Time to Bleed

$12.19 from Amazon »

Ain't Got Time to Bleed is a compilation of medical reports on 29 of Hollywood's greatest action heroes. A detailed analysis of how well the likes of Die Hard's John McClane, Predator's Dutch Schaefer, and Kill Bill's...

Remote Control Cockroach

$12.99 from Amazon »

Just in case you don't have enough real cockroaches in your life, here's a battery-operated one to crawl through your kitchen and over your forehead while you sleep. At least this roach is of the RC persuasion. You'll...

Checkered Chef Rocker Blade Pizza Cutter

$19.95 from Amazon »

What does Fozzie the Bear say when using a rocker blade to slice pizza? Rocka-rocka-rocka! Checkered Chef's rocker style cutter is super big and super sharp to make for a super easy roll through the dough. All the way...

LG Rolly Portable Wireless Keyboard

$79.99 from Amazon »

Ever rolled a QWERTY? LG's Rolly is a portable wireless keyboard that does just like the bug and roly polys up into itself for compact transport and easy, anywhere access to a full set of tactile keys...

Sweat Tailor Comfort Apparel

$44 - $119 from Sweat Tailor »

I can tell you one dude who's gonna need some Sweat Tailor breathable, stretchable, but-still-look-presentable pants and shirts for all the holiday dinners and parties he's got left to make polite conversation and stuff...

I've dispatched the gifts I need to wrap, and am on to the stuff I need to stuff. Stockings were always my favorite part of Christmas as a kid. They'd been hanging on the mantel all flat and limp for weeks and then, suddenly, overnight! they grew fat and brimming with candies and palm-sized trinkets!...

3D Chocolate T-Rex Mold

$19.99 from Amazon »

The 3D Chocolate T-Rex Mold brings together 4 fun activities, at least one of which everyone in the family's gonna enjoy: baking; building; dinosaur action figure playtime; and sending large quantities of chocolate straight...

The Mensch on a Bench

$13.57 from Amazon »

Twenty years later, The Mensch on a Bench picks up where Adam Sandler's "The Hanukkah Song" left off: he's bringing "more Funukkah to Hanukkah," and bringing the families celebrating it closer together in the process...

GoFloats Winter Snow Tubes

$26.99 from Amazon »

Santa's got his herd of reindeer to fly him through the sky, you've got a herd of unicorn...and polar bears, penguins, and pink flamingoes to fly you through the snow. GoFloats Winter Snow Tubes look like your average...