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BitLock Smart Keyless Bike Lock

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Like most smart things, BitLock aims to serve, protect, and make your life just a little bit easier. The sturdy U-lock system locks and unlocks with no key, and no tedious dials to challenge your fine motor skills in...

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Evoke - Induction Powered Vaporizer

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DU/ER Performance Denim & No Sweat Pants

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Eletrunks "Lifter" Underwear

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Though the above video is slightly NSFW, Eletrunks are not a dirty or obscene pair of underwear. At all. The company's demo of their functional, comfort-enhancing, package-adjusting Lifter cord just makes it look like...

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