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The Reel-Quik Hitch

$299 from Amazon »

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$29.99 from Amazon »

You can Brush Hero your car tires, you can Brush Hero your bike tires. You can Brush Hero your headlights and all the bits under your hood. You can Brush Hero your dirty grills and your dirty flower pots and your dirty...

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$199 from Amazon »

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Now this looks like some soap beamed straight down from Captain Kirk's bathroom on the Starship Enterprise. It's hovering there in midair because the pyramid base of the holder has telekinetic powers. And also a couple...

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What, you don't like splatter painting your carpet purple--sorry, eggplant--too when your girlfriend convinces you it's a "gender neutral" color perfect for your living room walls? Or spilling the whole tray of paint...

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MiniPresso Espresso Maker

$52 from Amazon »

It's just like squeezing out the mustard. Or the honey. Or the shampoo. Except on the other side of your MiniPresso grip strength action lies a fresh pour of pure pick-me-up espresso, rather than a fat blob of condiment...

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Bullet Bluetooth Earbuds

$127.50 - $255 from Schatzii »

Now that wireless Bluetooth earbuds are getting so much play I was wondering when someone would think to make a pair that look like 9mm bullets. A shot of music--or your mama's voice over the phone--right to the head....

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JAK Knife Smoker's Multi-Tool

$19.99 from Jamaican Army »

The Swiss Army: Neutral and regimented. The Jamaican Army: JAK-ed. Up. The Jamaican Army Knife is just as handy of a multi-tool as its European counterpart, but given that one country is known for its watches and cheese...

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The Cache Belt

$25 - $95 from Wazoo Survival Gear »

Sometimes you need a fishing hook in the middle of Denali. Sometimes you need a bottle opener in the middle of a Monday morning meeting. The Cache Belt can help you out with both lifesavers in both spots. Plus a needle...

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Hero Within Coats

$99 - $249 from Hero Within »

I told my gf I would agree to wear a man pea coat under one condition: it had to have a subtle and classy Bat symbol integrated into its cut and stitching across the back and shoulders. Then I smugly thought about how...

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$105.29 from Amazon »

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Boba Fett Motorcycle Helmet

Unlike a few selections in this slideshow of sick motorcycle helmets, you can probably wear HJC's new RPHA 11 Boba Fett helmet without getting laughed off the road (it's an obvious, but not over-the-top Star Wars circus...

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Splashlight Bioluminescent Water Blaster

$24.95 from BioToy »

Remember when you used to put lightning bug butts and water in the blender and then use them to fill your squirt gun for nighttime fights with your friend Cornelius? Ahhh, childhood in the 80s. That was cool. Maybe even...

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$59.99 from Amazon »

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Bionic Bird: The Furtive Drone

$99.95 from Bionic Bird »

"Grand Master Pycelle...send a Bionic Bird to Casterly Rock." He's not a real raven, but this biomimetic drone is built and engineered to look so much like one that you'll definitely be able to use him to deliver apple...

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Erasmus Darwin's Steam-Cerebrum Skull

$53.99 from Apollo »

The Erasmus Darwin's Steam-Cerebrum Skull wishes all you Frobisher Brophys, Inquisitor Victor Lippetts, and Prof. Dr. Elias Claver, Esquires out there a Happy Neo-Victorian Halloween! A full 360 degrees of eye(socket)-catching...

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$8.49 - $46.49 from Amazon »

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$349.99 from Salt Supply »

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$18.72 from Amazon »

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Brass Honcho Armored Flashlight

$39.98 from Brass Honcho »

Reduce, reuse, recycle may not be Brass Honcho's mantra, but when you buy one of their flashlights made from a real machine gun bullet you can still feel good about doing your part to eliminate some of the world's waste....

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$81.51 from Amazon »

You don't need to know how to read to dig in to this book. Open the pages of Bookniture, and where you might normally find a Tolkien story you'll instead encounter an entire stool or side table Gandalf-ed into existence....

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$1,599 - $1,750 from Throwflame.com »

People typically use flamethrowers to clear brush and weeds. And just like that, for the first time in my life I cannot think of anything I'd rather do today than go clear me some brush and weeds. In addition to disintegrating...

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$9.50 from Amazon »

The Boob Cube is for idiots. And for geniuses. And for idiots who want to convince people they're really geniuses. And for geniuses you want to make feel like idiots. So, yeah, pretty much an ideal gift for any person...

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$38.99 from Amazon »

Low in weight, high in strength, and bendy as a Russian gymnast, the Sven-Saw is a rugged outdoorsman's tool whose blade folds away into a safe and compact strip when not in use. This model has a 21" Swedish steel blade...

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Inspired Designs Ferrofluid Sculptures

$25 - $150 from Inspired Designs »

Ferrofluid represents the glorious union of science and beauty. Of visual art and tactile interaction. Of workplace boredom and sweet desktop toys. Inspired Designs head inspirer, Kyle Haines, creates his ferrofluid displays...

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Solo Stove Bonfire

$249 from Solo Stove »

Solo Stove's latest release, the Bonfire backyard firepit, is one of the hottest campaigns on Kickstarter right now. At printing it was flaming with over $200,000 in backer pledges, smoking its $15,000 funding goal and...

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$19.99 from Amazon »

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Climball

While I don't care much for combined physical and mental challenges--or really either one on its own--I'm a total sucker for things that glow in the dark. And video games. And American Ninja Warrior. All of which, along...

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The Safety Case Complete Kit

Seems like a safety case would contain things like a flashlight, a fire starter, and a glass breaker, maybe an EpiPen and an 18,000,000-volt Sting Ring. But instead of these things Black Rock Originals' Safety Case carries...

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The USB Kill 2.0 Computer Killer

$49.95 from USB Kill »

If you're using a USB Kill stick you're either pen-testing, trashing your old PC for recycling, or being very, very...very evil. Come on now, I know he cooks eggs in the staff room microwave, and eats beef & bean burritos...

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$119.95 from Amazon »

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Waterproof Sport HD Video Camera

$49.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

This waterproof Sport HD Video Camera is on sale for $49.99, down from $289.99 for a limited time, which probably means it has been upended by a newer version or discontinued. Or is of mediocre quality. But it also means...

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Nixie Tube Watch

$758.67 from Etsy »

Nixie analog watch faces and Nixie boring, flat digital displays. Readouts from cold cathode neon gas indicators are how I want to wear my time now. I've seen Nixie tubes turned into desktop clocks before (here, for example)...

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$968.39 from Amazon »

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Suncast Wood & Resin Deck Box

$143.88 from Amazon »

As if the end of summer isn't depressing enough, now I have to figure out where to store all of my patio furniture cushions and floating pool bars for the winter. Since everyone thinks I'm the master of looking up crap...

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Bird of Prey Bicycle

$4,200 from Bird of Prey »

I didn't think the foam helmets and seizure-inducing neon spandex could look any more ridiculous rolling down the road, yelling at cars to get out of their lane, and then cutting into traffic at will when it suits them...

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Convertible Bean Bag Chair Bed

$259.99 from Amazon »

A full-size bed that pulls out of a bean bag chair: sweet. A full-size bed you have to stuff back inside a bean bag chair when you're done with it: hope you didn't have plans this weekend. I'd rather carry a couch 5 blocks...

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R2-D2 Coffee Press

$39.99 from ThinkGeek »

Get Beep-bee-bee-boop-buuuzzzzzzed with the R2-D2 coffee press. How could Star Wars geekery not lay its stamp on French-style caffeine extraction? The cylindrical shape of the classic French press is perfect. And what...

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Wally BiFold Wallet

$39.99 from Distil Union »

Leather is nice, but not when a fat wad of it is bulging out of your pocket and making it difficult to walk, sit, and...get your wallet out of your pocket. The Wally is a slim bifold wallet that eliminates excess slots...

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$39.99 from Amazon »

Typically talking to me about "portion control" makes me feel very cheated and melancholy, but I actually don't like a ton of dressing on my salads or oil in my stir fries. I also don't like trying to measure out a teaspoon...

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$33 from Amazon »

I'm not sure the skull in this decanter is so much a phantom as it is a piece of glass blown inside a bottle. But you don't have to tell your kids that when you warn them about what Skully McSkullface will do to their...

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$24.95 - $29.99 from Amazon »

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$8.42 from Amazon »

Why let minor errors slide or take a potayto-potahto stance on pronunciation when You're Saying It Wrong can make it so much more fun to call someone out for being a linguistic idiot? A grammar Nazi's and general know-it-all's...

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Presidential Knife Fight: The Game

Let me just address 2 points about Presidential Knife Fight: The Game up front. 1) It's a card game, not some Mortal Kombat-Pokemon Go hybrid that lets you find and collect past American Presidents to duke it out with...