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$9.99 from Amazon »

If you ever wake up at 3 a.m. with the munchies and try to exhibit some restraint, here's your solution. This Pizza Slice Night Light will happily taunt you, lure you, and even light your way to the kitchen. It's got...

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AquaFlask Insulated Stainless Steel Water Bottle

$24.95 from Amazon »

It's bad enough when I myself sweat like a politician at heaven's gates on a hot day, I don't need my water bottle doing it too. The AquaFlask is a sturdy, economical double-wall-insulated stainless steel bottle, that...

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Egg Monster Toast Cutter

$8.99 from Perpetual Kid »

Forget Toads in the Hole, the brave, the strong, the warriors who truly want to conquer their day kick it off with a little Eye of the Beast. Ahhh, breakfast has never been geekier and breaking the yolk never more satisfying...

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Giveaway: Recycled Firefighter Chain of Command Set

Recycled Firefighter Chain of Command Set Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Sean T. of Brazoria, TX, winner of the Recycled Firefighter Chain of Command Set. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage...

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WiFi Car Diagnostic Scan Tool

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Maybe I'm in denial, but I would much rather have a device and accompanying app to tell me about my car's health than my own. Good thing I have almost as many choices of what kind of WiFi car diagnostics tool to buy these...

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Beartooth Off-Grid Communication

$249 - $399 from Beartooth »

Middle of nowhere with no service? Or, how about this: center of the Earth--New Year's Eve in Times Square, Coachella, the Super Bowl--with service completely jammed by all the other yay-hoos trying to text and post to...

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Everyone's all on about the advancements in the computer industry. The cell phone industry. The automotive industry. But what about the sex toy industry? Isn't it about time they got the props they deserve for the groundbreaking...

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$49.95 from Amazon »

I feel like, for the average American, the likelihood of experiencing a house fire is way higher than the likelihood of experiencing a nuclear biological chemical situation, but it's gas masks that get all the bug out...

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$11.09 from Amazon »

Sand belongs on the beach, not plastered to your feet, legs, hands, back, and...crevices. The worst is when you use an outdoor shower to rinse it off and then take two steps and What the... find it all back all over you...

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ilumi Smartbulb

$44.99 - $52.49 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Some acid trip mood lighting to complement your acid trip pillow? Together, they're guaranteed to satiate seekers of a psychedelic, yet drug-free lifestyle. And since ilumi's color-changing LED Smartbulbs are controlled...

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Wiener Dog Earplugs

$11.50 from Koncent »

I don't know who let the dogs out, and thanks to these Mimi Pet Nagai Dachshund earplugs I'll never hear anyone else wonder, Who, who, who, who?! again....

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$19.95 from Amazon »

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Eye-Vac Home Touchless Vacuum

$99 from Amazon »

Unlike robot vacuum cleaners, the Eye-Vac Home touchless vacuum doesn't follow your cat around all day sucking up the hair he sheds and crumbs he drops from the tunafish sandwiches he makes himself for lunch. Instead...

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Super Mario Candy Easter Egg

It may not be a block, but crack your head against this yellow question mark and you'll still enjoy the spoils of gold coins and a mushroom o' added life. Or at least a temporary increase in energy from its 58 or so grams...

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Mighty Player - Phone-Free Music Streaming

$79 from Kickstarter »

Mighty will pump your Spotify playlists on the run. Literally. Also on the bike. On the yoga mat. On the slopes. On the trail. On the bench press. Anywhere you want to stream your music without feeling the heft, pull...

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$211.66 from Amazon »

A full-body resistance band suit that enhances training and promotes more comprehensive muscle use and development? That's almost as ridiculous as a mouthpiece that reduces oxygen flow to improve lung endurance and athletic...

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Uberfire Emergency Fire Starter

$27.44 from Amazon »

Which of the following is true? 1) Uberfire is Uber car service's latest foray, an attempt to overtake city fire departments and dominate worldwide firefighting as they have taxi companies and for-hire transportation....

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StatGear Rescue Knives

$12.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

StatGear launched a few years ago at the hand of a New York City paramedic, someone who regularly values gaining access to emergency tools and gear, stat. The company's Rescue Knives, available in all-black Storm and...

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McLaren 570GT

McLaren has always set the standards of reliability, practicality, and roominess in a family car, and the automaker's new 570GT is no exception....

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Prison Ramen: Recipes & Stories from Behind Bars

$7.99 from Amazon »

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Bomber Barrel Duffel Bag Complete Set

$109.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The Bomber Barrel Duffel currently holds the title of Kickstarter's Most Funded Bag Ever! (Yeah, I'm pretty sure that title was self-researched and awarded.) Still, over $500,000 worth of people pledged for one, and if...

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Game of Thrones Playing Cards

$20 from Etsy »

Game of Thrones Season 2 and A Song of Ice and Fire Book 2 pit Joffrey, Stannis, and Renly Baratheon against one another for the Iron Throne, while Robb Stark mucks things up even further accepting a crown as King in...

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Gigamunch - Home Cooked Cuisine to Order

$15 from Kickstarter »

Gigamunch is a lot Etsy, a little Uber, and zero singin' for your dinner. With both food prep and delivery apps, plus the decentralization of all goods on the rise, Gigamunch hopes to distinguish itself from the pack...

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Revolver Shot Glass

$9.99 from Amazon »

I recently showed you some bullets you can't shoot, so I'd like to complement them with a revolver you can. In fact, the Revolver Glass is guaranteed to give you the perfect shot. Just watch your aim....

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KitchenAid 3-Speed Hand Blender

$190.96 from Amazon »

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The Plenty Desktop Vaporizer Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Samuel M. of Worcester, MA, winner of the Plenty Desktop Vaporizer. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways section...

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TOPS Micro Hawk

$144 from TOPS »

The Micro Hawk further proves what they say: good things come in steel packages. The 6.9" axe barely extends the length of a man hand, and won't weigh your belt down more than 13 ounces, but still packs enough tomahawk...

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Wine Bottle Fire Extinguisher

$149.95 from Wine Enthusiast »

Bad news: this Wine Bottle Fire Extinguisher is not a real wine bottle. Good news: it is a real fire extinguisher. I got my mama one for Christmas and it has all the same heft and handles and gauges as the traditional...

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Leonardo DaVinci Ornithopter Wood Kit

$26 from Amazon »

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Edible Printer Paper

$25.78 from Amazon »

Hey kids, now you can blame the dog or your dad for eating your homework. Or just do it yourself. This pack of edible paper is even printer-ready for replicating high-quality photographs and graphics in food-grade ink....

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Cafflano All-in-One Coffee Maker

Get it to-go from start to finish with the Cafflano Klassic, a coffee grinder, brewer, and insulated mug all in one. And all stacked, packed, and ready for travel....

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Whiskey Bullets & Cylinder Set

$60.98 from DudeIWantThat.com »

These fine bullets aren't for shooting, so put down the Cuervo and grab the Knob Creek. SipDark's 6-round set of Whiskey Bullets add a bit of rocks and a lot of steel to any sipping liquor you prefer straight up and chilled....

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While they don't boast the superhero aesthetic of Darkfin Gloves--more like the hand-got-tangled-up-in-a-jellyfish aesthetic--these Silicone Swimming Fingers consume a lot less room both in your bag and on your body than...

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Edible Spoon Maker

How large of a pile of strawberry jam can I scoop up in an Edible Spoon made out of Grands Biscuit dough? I don't know, but I can't wait to find out once this groundbreaking Edible Spoon Maker hits the free market. The...

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The TAC-SAC Rail Accessory

$39.99 from Tac Sac »

Last time me and my friend Cornelius played paintball he kept getting nailed and hiding and whining like a little goat until finally everyone was like, Dude, you need to grow a pair! And he was all, Dude! It's not me...

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$72.52 from Amazon »

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Vespa Scooter Chairs

What Piaggio did for the world of scooters, Bel & Bel does for the world of desk chairs...made out of scooters. Not to marginalize their coolness. The newest edition of Bel & Bel's Scooter Chairs swivel from unassuming...

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When Hitler Took Cocaine and Lenin Lost His Brain

$12.12 from Amazon »

Trivia lovers, obscure factoid spouters, and little-known-storytellers gather round. Giles Milton's When Hitler Took Cocaine and Lenin Lost His Brain: History's Unknown Chapters has a gold nugget or two to add to your...

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City Map Wooden iPhone Cases

$30 - $35 from CutMaps »

CutMaps brings hometown pride, or dreams of greener pastures, to your cellphone. The Virginia-based design shop laser cuts city maps into pieces of cherry wood to form the backings for iPhone 5, 6, and 6 Plus cases....

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$9.99 from Amazon »

From nose buried in Organic Chemistry to ass shakin' to the Chemical Brothers. This USB LED light might be small, but its versatility and output are mighty....

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Stelton Pure Black Knives

$57.55 - $279.30 from Amazon »

Sometimes applying the all-black treatment to common household items looks rad (e.g., jacuzzis, toilet paper). Other times it looks like it might kill you if you use it (e.g., toothpaste, <a href="/food/novelty/blk...

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The Swurfer Swing

$129.95 from Amazon »

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$11.55 from Amazon »

Really? There's a whole book now to teach you about the principle by which I've already been living my entire life? Not giving a f*ck. I know, author Sarah Knight knows, and soon everyone else who reads The Life-Changing...

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Lumus Ring

$99 - $130 from Kickstarter »

We've seen rings lined with whiskey barrels, dinosaur bone, and escape tools. But never before has there been one lined with Laser Luminance. Lumus Rings are titanium or carbon fiber outer bands

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Mad Water makes companions for fishing trips, kayak trips, rafting trips, and trips to Hawaii, where it invariably rains the entire week I'm there. And never harder than when I'm watching my bag sit on an open luggage...

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Manually operated! No lithium ion batteries! Won't catch on fire! (Unless for your next act you will Lunicycle through a wall of fire!) The Lunicycle comes from Inventist, the same company that makes the Solowheel personal...

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