Electric Guitar Scissors

$27 - $42 Amazon »

What better to shred with than a pair of Electric Guitar Scissors? Yeah, OK, a paper shredder. But what if you want to do it by hand, show off your craft, prove you're a real virtuoso? Put the Electric Guitar Scissors...

Nessie Side Table

Nellie, move aside, because all I've got to say about Deniz Aktay's side table design is, Whoa, Nessie! This is the most pleasing piece of furniture I've seen since the Flow Wall Desk, and the most charming interpretation...

BEAMFIST Stealth W.R.I.S.T. Light

$69.99 Amazon »

The BEAMFIST Stealth W.R.I.S.T. Light. Where do I begin? The compound word "beamfist," indicative of a torch beaming out over one's fist to illuminate the path ahead, or the face it's seeking to make contact with?...

Pill Bottle Survival Kit

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If you asked me what's inside a Pill Bottle Survival Kit, I would guess: Advil; Excedrin; Imodium; charcoal; Ambien; Xanax; and THC pills. That's what would be inside my Pill Bottle Survival Kit, anyway...

Inflatable Tanning Tub & Pool Float

$39.99 Amazon »

This tub-like inflatable as a pool float - whatever. There are a million pool floats and loungers out there, and if you're already at a swimming pool, who cares if your float can hold 6" of water? But on the balcony of...

Clean Water Fun Garden Hose Filter

$39.95 Amazon »

Remove chlorine, chloramines, and other chemicals to have some clean clater clun...er, clean water fun, with this garden hose filter...

Skull Sandals

$15.99 - $24.99 Amazon »

Squishy, spiny, toothy, fruity, and now spooky. Cartoonish sandals are making a run for the Shoe of the Summer, or perhaps Shoe of the Shower, title. These Skull Sandals are one-piece molded EVA slides suitable for wear...

DOG-G8 - Retractable Front Door Dog Safety Gate

$76 DOG-G8 »

Special delivery! Coming in...and flying out! On four paws, covered in fur and slobber, right at the UPS guy. It's a doggone shame. Next time, make it a DOG-G8 success...

E184: What Is This Thing?

$17.49 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 184 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

OtO Smart Automatic Lawn & Garden Sprinkler

$339 OtO Lawn »

OtO is an above-ground smart automatic lawn and garden irrigation system. Which is to say, a high-tech, low-effort, fancy-pants sprinkler you control with your phone...

RovyVon Aurora A28 1000-Lumen Keychain Flashlight

$56.95 - $59.95 Amazon »

Lost in the dark? Get help in a flash...light from the RovyVon Aurora A28, a mighty keychain flashlight whose power - 1000 lumens max - is inversely proportional to its size - less than 3" long...

Pickaso Guitar Bow

$79.99 - $99 Pickaso »

You can strum your guitar, you can pick your guitar, you can slide your guitar, and now thanks to Pickaso, you can bow your guitar. Nope, not tie your guitar up in a pretty bow, and not bow to your guitar - though feel...

1989 Batman Utility Belt Prop Replica

Michael Keaton will reprise his role as Batman - 30+ years later - in DC Studios' upcoming The Flash. A retired Batman, mind you, and one from an alternate universe, but still. Contemporary cinema's OG Dark Knight is...

Powerchute Mach II Golf Swing Trainer

$149.95 Amazon »

There's a lot of stuff like the Powerchute Mach II Golf Swing Trainer out there. Which is to say, there's a lot of stuff out there to make you better at golf. Way more than there is to make you better at, say, soccer...

Cooksy Hex Surface Hybrid Frying Pan

$89 Amazon »

Who needs a new fancy frying pan to Cooksy some dinner tonight? The 9" Cooksy Hex Surface Hybrid Frying Pan is a versatile piece of cookware made to sit atop any type of cooktop, slide into ovens up to 500 degrees F...

The Big Zen 420-Pound Cannabis Chocolate Bar

Pass the pipe to Zen Cannabis for the The Big Zen and all, but how has no one ever made a 420-pound cannabis chocolate bar to celebrate 4.20 before? That seems like an idea every single stoner would have...pretty much...

Keter Bevy Bar Table & Cooler Combo

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I've got a bevy of excitement for the Keter Bevy Bar Table & Cooler Combo. And I probably won't even buy it. But just seeing products like this makes me think of beers on the patio, outdoor parties, al fresco dining...

BiteyBox for Cats That Chew Up Your House

$40 - $48 Etsy »

Reading about the BiteyBox has brought me to a stunning realization: my cat, Zanzibar, has a redeeming quality! He doesn't chew up my house! I've only ever had one cat - inherited through marriage because my wife, She-Ra:...

Garrett Wade Brass Capsule Multi-Tool

$38.50 Garrett Wade »

Unscrew it, screw it in, and get your screw on with the Garrett Wade Brass Capsule Multi-Tool. And if you don't like screwing in the 4 different ways the capsule offers - flat head screwdriver, phillips head screwdriver...

Hollow Massage Sandals & Shower Shoes

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I don't think these hollow-soled massage sandals / shower shoes were 3D printed, but they sure do look like they belong at a family reunion with footwear that was. Zellerfelds. The Cryptide Adidas 4DFWDs. But, hey, if...

Denim Bikinis

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You might look at these Denim Bikinis and think, "Hot." I, however, look at these Denim Bikinis and think, "Don't forget the Redneck Boot Sandals, ladies!" Don't get me wrong, I too find them...well, some of them...reasonably...

REST Evercool Cooling Comforter for Hot Sleepers

$199 - $279 Amazon »

I'd be sleeping on the couch if I got my wife a REST Evercool Cooling Comforter. No, seriously, me and the Evercool would be kicked out of bed by She-Ra: Princess of Power, who is not only not a hot sleeper with no concept...

Best Made Gerstner Field Chest

$4,950.95 Duluth Trading Co. »

The Best Made Gerstner Field Chest is a fine example of classic design meets modern craftsmanship. Historical significance meets contemporary admiration. Nostalgia for the past meets deep...deep...pockets in the present...

Ass Knuckles

$7.49 Etsy »

Knuckle dusters and butt plugs are two products that never get old around here. So it's a true blessing that Etsy shop Zealeous decided to combine them in this fine piece: Ass Knuckles...