Dad, what's better than grass stains on your New Balance 608v5s? That's right, real turf on your GrassSlides sandals...

Just when the 6-in-1 pliers guy thought he had it made. He must be absolutely wracking his septaphobic mind trying to find his way back to the top of the plier chain. Let's see, according to the listing these 7-in-1 pliers...

The aptly named Funky Veg Kit from Plant Theatre is your all-in-one start to growing some psychedelic vegetables that might be easier to convince your kids to eat than the normal ones once we run out of meat...

Be the Spider-Man of sanitizing with a PumPiX wristband. The germ-busting wearable holds up to 0.4 ounces of your preferred hand sanitizer or surface disinfectant so you can spray webs of anti-bacterial, anti-viral mists...

Even PETA has to admit that these gigantic stuffed crabs are very cute. No idea what species of crab it is, or where they were caught, but I'm sure the folks over at Big Stuffed are just that after sucking the delicious...

I knew baseball season was gonna look a little different this year, but I didn't realize it could look Primal Concepts Build Your Own Survival Bat different around the Dude house. Or more like, around the Dude's mama's...

If my mama had installed a Ninja Warrior obstacle course in our backyard when I was a kid, she could have saved herself a lot of the yelling and arguments that ensued when she told me to get off the Nintendo and go play...

The Fusion Motion Portable Gym promises "gym-quality results anywhere." Enticing! Well, for most of us. The ones who used to go to the gym and sit on the recumbent bike for an hour while dicking around on Reddit and Instagram...

Welcome to Edition 46 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Tony is here on a pillow finally I guess after studying and doing medical school for so long. It must be strange to be an anonymous doctor, then all of a sudden make it onto a pillow out of nowhere. Like, this guy was...

I have a can of CRC Smoke Test in my shopping cart right now because 2 days ago I got some interesting news. Did you know the most godforsaken thing a smoke detector does - beep at 15-second intervals when its batteries...

If you have anxiety, before purchasing this Cards Against Anxiety guidebook and card set to help you stress less, try looking at their author's name. Yeah, look at it, and then say it over and over to yourself like a...

HiccAway makes one hicc of a claim: it will stop your hiccups immediately. Designed by Dr. Ali Seifi, Director of the Neuroscience Intensive Care Unit at the University of Texas, the HiccAway device is basically a redesigned...

Buttery popcorn fit for the movie theater in a buttery package fit for vegans. Dutchman's Buttery Coconut Oil has your popcorn's back (and front and sides) too, paleos, ketos, and lactose intolerants...

Become the ultimate pack mule with Tecra Tools! This backpack tool kit contains 75 neatly arranged and snugly stored inch / metric tools suitable for service, warranty work, and installation jobs, as well as DIY weekend...

I could not draw for a shit when I was a kid. For some reason, I thought I needed a signature sketch that I could just pull out at any time. So I learned to draw Snoopy. I worked tirelessly, perfecting the shape of the...

The Thumb Scraper hard sells itself as a manicure preservation tool, but as a manicure-less dude, I find such exclusivity insulting. I may not need a special sticker, gunk, grime, and wax remover to protect my nail polish...

Vadim Kibardim says his Black Collection of Paper Furniture is a nod to the fusion of nature and technology. I feel like if Tim Burton saw it, he'd want a shoutout too. The Black Pearl chair has Delia Deetz written all...

Where the Pix Backpack, a customizable digital bag for your pixel art and messages, may have once flashed smiley faces and "Have a nice day" sentiments through its LED lights, today you might use it to show of your personal...

O peon, go! Collecteth mine AERIAL A1 Tree Tent and wrapeth its high tensile webbing straps 'round twin trees so I may slumber like the sloth!...

The one thing missing from my backpack: a jackhammer for my back. AKA the Theragun Mini, Theragun's portable version of their professional-level muscle massager that takes no knot or fascial adhesion prisoners...

While I wouldn't consider an actual classic Volkswagen bus the ultimate Dad car - leave that to the Subaru Outback - a classic Volkswagen bus cooler? On wheels so Dad can pull his beers just like his kid in a wagon? Oh...

Ha! I like how the first image I happened to look at from the Dadskills: How to Be an Awesome Father and Impress All the Other Parents - From Baby Wrangling - To Taming Teenagers book was one of a section called "Hire...